The sun was bright and high in the sky, Rainbow Dash was sleeping on her cloud well into the day even though she was supposed to be at work keeping the skies clear. Why she still gets paid, no one knows. She slept, and slept, and slept. Meanwhile, Big Mac was hard at work in the apple fields. He was carrying the cart full of apples, close to 100 pounds per trip, back and forth between the barn and where Applejack and Applebloom were gathering apples. He was sweating like a pig and wondering where that expression came from.
Pigs don't sweat, so why does that expression exist? Why am I thinking of this right now? Man, that Fluttershy sure is sexy. I wonder if she likes me. Oh damn, that's nice. Big Mac carried the cart back, fantasizing about him and Fluttershy getting together. He slaved away all day earning no money. he wouldn't earn any until the apples sold, and they never turned a big profit.
Two ponies of completely different lifestyles, one who slept all day and rolled in the deep, and one who worked his ass off and was lucky to see 50 bits a year.
When he finished his job, Big Mac started with his chores. He grabbed a sack full of bits from the family vault and went into town to go grocery shopping. He made sure to get the best deals he could on every item he bought. Going to stores with sales or ones run by friends. Some with just normally low prices. He walked all around town finishing up his shopping, talking to his friends on the way.
"Yo Mac, whats up." one pony shouted.
"Hey Frank, doing good. Chester, hows the wife?" Mac said.
"Good dude, and your sister?"
"Which one?"
"The one I want to fuck."
"What."
"Nothing."
Ok, maybe he's done talking to friends. After a few minutes, he left a stall and was putting a head of lettuce in his satchel, he wasn't watching where he was going when he bumped into a certain pegasus who was facing the other way.
"Oh, sorry ma'am, my bad." Big Mac said politely with a slight bow.
"You prick!" she shouted. "You think you can rape me mid-day?"
"Wh-what?" he backed up a bit, scared about what the ponies around him would think happened.
"Ugg men, always thinking you can do whatever the fuck you want huh? Well you can't do this!" Rainbow Dash said gesturing at herself.
"I'm sorry miss, but I don't understand."
"Screw you! Go fuck yourself!" she said quite annoyed and walked away.
"Rich people, love to hate them, snoody and uptight." Big Mac muttered to himself.
Rainbow Dash retreated to her cloud which had a pony shaped indent in it. When did she get up? Damn she sure is sneaky.
"Rape, she thought I raped her! What is wrong with this generation? I feel bad for whoever has to live with her."