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// Chapter 5 
// Story: The Adventures of Punfusion Iron-Knee 
// by Punguinhelper 
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	Standing before, well more like rolling on the ground laughing in front of, Punfusion and Map, was a creature neither the pegasus nor the punguin had seen before. To be fair there were only four different types of creatures in the Antarctic excluding one unique pegasus: leopards, rocs, penguins, and punguins. To Map this was just another creature like a cockatrice, a mysterious, weird combination of animals that probably had some form of magic. 

The creature manged in between laughs to say, "You... should have... seen... the... look... on your... faces. It was Priceless!"

Punfusion and Map gave the creature bewildered glances before Punfusion, still in his sliding position, spoke, "Um hello? Who are you- water you?" Technically the pun did not make sense as the soap was chocolate milk based, not water based.

"Me? I thought you were one of my few worshipers, you are practically bowing before me, not to mention you are much unfazed the chocolate milk soap covering the ground you walk... er, slide as the case may be. The look of a pony sledding on their chest is one of the best reactions I have ever seen. Anyway back to your question, all you need to know is that havoc is my tool, chaos my ally, and disharmony my ultimate goal well up until I had a friend." The abomination against sense sighed.

"Hmm, what was that last bit? Did you say until you had friend? Well now I new something I did not before... a Friend's hip is a good way of dis-arm-ony." Punfusion enjoyed his pun much. Apparently whatever this creature was, enjoyed a good pun.

"It has been too long since I've heard a good pun from anypony other than Pinkie Pie. My name is Discord, thewhich is Lord of Chaos. You are coming from Fluttershy's tree are you not?"

"Yeah," Punfusion stated, "We're sledding to Ponyville, which is apparently the closest settlement to her home."

"I thought the closest settlement was the sand the settled at the bottom of that stream that goes underneath the bridge," Discord jived, causing Map to faceflipper.

Map let out a groan, "And here I thought Punfusion was one-of-a-kind. We are only going to Ponyville to gather supplies for a trek into the Everfree Forest."

Discord and Punfusion were equally shocked, "WHAT!? Why?"

It escaped Map's attention at the time, he had forgotten to inform Punfusion of the chickens. "Oh well Fluttershy's chickens escaped their coop, probably to enact a coop d'grace to a cockatrice that they apparently have a stone to pick with."

Punfusion growlned, "When were you planning on telling me? What is a cockatrice? Oh my name is Punfusion by the way, and this is my troublesome punguin friend Map," remembering that they were in the presence of a pony- er whatever Discord was- and had not introduced themselves.

Discord exploded quite literally. He quickly reassembled himself and turned to the dimwitted duo, "YOU KNEW THE CHICKENS ESCAPED AND INSTEAD OF GOING RIGHT AFTER THEM YOU TURNED TAIL AND HEADED OFF TO PONYVILLE!?" Discord calmed down a little bit, "We're going into the Everfree Forest to save those chickens from being stoned. I myself know what it feels like to be a statue and it is not pleasant."

"Um how do you kn-" Punfusion was cut off by the snapping of talons.