The next day, you hear moaning and groaning. When you open your eyes a bit, you see a whole bunch of students, passed out on the Gym floor. Even some are getting up and rubbing their heads. You look next to you. Applejack was on your left, still sleeping. On your right, it looked like Pinkie Pie, with a half-eaten cupcake in her hand. You get up too, but it wasn't easy. Once you sat up, you could see the entire student body, freshman that is. Half of them were getting up, some were vomiting outside, others still on the ground, sleeping. Rainbow Dash was about to vomit in the garbage can when she saw something peculiar. She took out a bottle. It was the half-empty vodka. She gasped.
When everyone else woke up, Rainbow Dash whistled to get everyone's attention.
"Listen up peeps! I don't know why everyone was still in here from the party. We should have been in our bedrooms, fast asleep. Anyway, I have evidence that someone put something in the punch."
"W-what is it?" Fluttershy yelled while speaking softly.
Rainbow held the bottle for everyone to see, "Vodka!"
"Everyone gasped. You can even see Rarity faint. Applejack was mad.
"That darn vodka! Because of it, nobody can remember what a good time we had! And the culprit knew not to drink it and probably left before anyone could find out!"
Rainbow Dash pointed to AJ, "Exactly! I have the invite list right here. Everyone say "Here" when I call your name. *clears throat* Applejack!"
"Here!"
"Dice."
"Here!"
This went on for about thirty minutes. Everyone kept saying here. Until she got down to the last 5 suspects.
"Snips!"
"..."
"Snails?"
"..."
"Bon Bon?"
"..."
"Lyra?"
"..."
"Finally, Trixie?"
"..."
Pinkie Pie gasped, "We found our suspects. Here's the plan everyone! We knock on their doors! If they won't answer our questions, we'll threaten them with pie! And I'll wear this mustache." she said, taking out a mustache and putting it on her face.
"Ah'm liking that idear, well except for the pie and mustache part," Applejack said.
"Can I still wear this mustache?" Pinkie said.
AJ rolled her eyes and took the mustache from Pinkie.
"Anyway, I think we can do Pinkie's idea..." RD started
"So that I can kill the person who sabotaged my party!" Rarity yelled. Everyone looked at her and she calmed down.
"Yes, but without the pie." you add.
"And the mustache." Applejack said.
"The rest of you, go get Celestia's and Luna's help! Even teachers if you have to. They must know about this! Who's with me?" RD said.
"YEAH!" everyone yells and runs out the gym. It was just you and your friends left there. Rainbow spoke up.
"Soarin and Flash, you get Snips and Snails, they're roommates. Twi, Rare, Flutters and Pinkie, you get Bon Bon and Lyra. AJ and Dice, you guys are with me. We get to whoop Trixie's ass."
"Awesome!" Aj said.
"We'll need to dress like detectives first, though." Rainbow thought.
Everyone (including yourself) started talking about how they have the perfect outfit for the investigation. Headmistress Celestia came running in the room.
"I just heard what happened! Do you have evidence?" she said, panting.
"You betcha yer...somethin that we do," AJ said.
Rainbow Dash gave Celestia the half-bottle of vodka. She let out a horrified gasp, and looked like she was about to faint. Then she regained her strength and sighed.
"Lemme guess: You guys know the suspects and you are going to hunt them down?"
Everyone nodded. Celestia nods and wishes you all good luck. Then you all go to your dorms, Rainbow giving the bottle to AJ. She studies it for a second then she almost fainted. Everyone looked at her with worried looks. She held the bottle.
"Ah recognize this bottle! Ah gave it to Bon Bon and Lyra the other day! So those two must be the main suspects. But then again, Snips and Snails work for Trixie like Bon Bon and Lyra do. Ah don't have a good feelin' 'bout this."
"Well what are waiting for? Let's do this!" Rainbow said, fist pumping in the air.
You all enter your dorms, dressing up like detectives. Well, the boys anyway. Since the girls don't really have much detective clothes, they either wore dresses or suits. As you were putting on your coat, AJ came out the bathroom. She was wearing a beautiful, long, strapless red dress. It showed off her curvy-curves, her perky tits, (oh man, I'm such a pervert!) and other things the author can't say right now. Your eyes were bulging out of their sockets.
"Do ya think it's...too much?"
"I...er...um...uh...you...look...I mean..." *gulp*
"I'm going to take that as a yes." she said, giggling.
"You look...wow!"
"Stop drooling and let's meet the others."
When you reach the cafeteria, all the other girls were dressed in elegant, sexy-looking, dresses. Even Rainbow Dash. The girls rushed over to AJ while the boys were huddled in their little group. You went over to them.
"Hey guys, what's up?"
"Damn dude. How could you stand:
1. Sleeping in bed with AJ
2. Being roommates with AJ
3. Seeing all 'that' about AJ
AND NOT GOING ON A FREAKING DATE WITH HER?!" Soarin yelled.
Everyone in the entire cafeteria was looking in your direction. Your face and Flash's were flushed red and Soarin was turning pale. RD comes over to tell you guys to get the investigation started. You follow her and AJ while you guys walk to Trixie's room. RD looks at you while you stare into space. She decides to have a little fun with you and starts talking.
"So, Dice...You like what you see?" she said, while doing a pose.
Damn that's hot, you thought.
"Rainbow! Stop it!" AJ snapped.
"What? It's not my fault he's stuck with two good-looking athletes like us wearing beautiful dresses. Oh wait...IT IS!"
She starts laughing hard and trying to regain her composure. You mumble something under your breathe and shake your head.
"Oh so you DO like it? Well, I am not all curves and definitely not all breast, but AJ here is. You guys could be like, friends with benefits, if you know what I mean. Plus you sleep in the same bed, so that's gotta be a sign."
"Oh look we're here!" AJ said, irritated by Rainbow's teasing.
"I have no comment to anything that you just said, Rainbow. And FYI, 'Friends with Benefits?' Really?"
"That's a comment, you know," Rainbow said.
"Shut up! Let's get this thing over with!" AJ growled.
"Rain on my parade, would ya?" Rainbow said as she rolled her eyes and knocked on the door.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie will be there in a moment!" Trixie yelled through the door.
"Well the Great and Powerful Trixie better get her ass out here, because y'all got some explainin' to do!" AJ sounded really pissed off.
Trixie opened the door and looked up and down. Her expression was confused and the girls looked at each other as if it was a bad idea. You took that thing out that blows bubbles and gave AJ your pen and notepad. You sighed and looked Trixie straight in the eye. Finally, you spoke.
"Miss Trixie, we are investigating what happened last night. There happened to be vodka in the punch which is why all the students were passed out on the floor. All except five students. You are one of them."
"Moi?" Trixie said, trying to look innocent.
"Save it for when you cheat on your boyfriend. We know you did it. I bet when no one was looking, you put it in there for everyone to get drunk," Rainbow growled.
"Not everyone intentionally," Trixie mumbled.
"What was that?!" Applejack snapped. Okay, she was really pissed off now.
"Fine. I did it alright. You will never find out why though, so you better back off," she said.
"What ah wanna know is how you got your grubby little hands on that vodka! Ah only gave it to Bon Bon and Lyra. They said they were gonna ship it off to their parents...dammit they made a fool outta me!" AJ gasped.
"Ya think?" Rainbow said, not surprised at all.
"Anyway," you interrupt, "we know who did it, so now we have to take you to Headmistress Celestia's office."
"Fine, whatever. Just make sure cowgirl over here doesn't beat me until I'm blue." she sneered.
As they started walking towards the office, Pinkie Pie had Lyra in one arm and Rarity got Bon Bon in the other. Pinkie Pie was happier than ever because she said this:
"Areyouexcitedcauseimexcitediveneverbeensoexcitedwellexceptforthetimeisawtwilightandiwasall*gasp*butimmeanreallywhocouldtopthat?"
"We found out Lyra and Bon Bon gave Trixie the vodka." Rarity said.
The boys came over, "Snips and Snails handed Trixie the vodka at the party," Flash said.
"Trixie, here, poured it in." AJ said, finally calming down.
"Soarin, take them to Headmistress Celestia's. The rest of us will change into regular clothes. Head to Dice's dorm, we'll have a meeting there." Rainbow said.
"Oh...um, if it's alright, Dice. You wouldn't want to...um...bother..." Fluttershy said.
"Sure, why not?" you reply.
So all of you head back to your dorms while Soarin takes those five to the office. As you change your clothes and stuff, Applejack comes out the bathroom from changing. She looks like she was confused about something.
"Dice, can ah talk to you?"
"Su-" you get a text from Soarin, saying that they got a month of after school detention.
"How about after the meeting? Maybe a restaurant or something?"
She nods her head and sits next to you, looking out the window.
What a day it's been.