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// Chapter Two: Jail Break: Discord 
// Story: The Elements of Chaos 
// by CroakerGamer 
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	Discord’s cage was nothing far from your average prison cell. A toilet, sink, bed. However, he made it his own by changing the gray stone walls into graham crackers, the toilet water was fruit punch, and the bed was a king sized water bed. 
“Guards.” Discord tried chatting them up. “Oh guards. Can’t you just let me out. mean old Celestia doesn’t have to know.”
One of the two pegasus guards replied, “Discord, you duty is to supply magic when needed. All other times you stay in your cell… I mean room.” 
“I know that. But my ‘room’ is just so small. I think I need to… expand!” With a snap of his hand the whole prison block was now graham crackers and other candy. 
“Discord, change that back!”
“Or what? Celestia will imprison me in stone again? You both need to relax. Here let me lighten your work load.” With another snap the guards went rocketing to the ceiling. 
“Discord! This is your final warning! I will fly, gravity-impaired, all the way to the Crystal Empire and tell Celestia herself if I have to!”
“Oh, please be quiet. Your silly little threats are a waste of Oxygen.”
*Snap* The mouthy guard’s mouth vanished. Both guards wings had been removed also.
“Ta ta, now. No need to show me the door, I can take it from here.”
The guard who was silent in this endeavor had only one remark on this event, “This is why we were ordered to reframe from speaking to him.” The mouthless guard could only reply with a big sigh.  
Discord walked out the door to find a wall of guards blocking the exit. With a simple snap of his fingers he willed the floor to become a soapy mess. Every guard started to slip and fall as Discord floated out of the castle on a cotton candy cloud. 
“That was simple enough. Now for my revenge!” Discord took a deep breath and let out his classic maniacal chuckle. He headed towards Ponyville the settle an old score with Twilight Sparkle. Little did he know he was about to meet a different unicorn.
End of Chapter Two