Date and Time Unkown
"What the hell? What's going on here?" I backed away from the purple, alicorn?
"I could ask you the same thing," the alicorn said, in a familiar voice, "what is a Human doing in Equestria?"
"Wait wait wait, is your name, by any chance, Twilight Sparkle?" I asked.
"Yes, it is. Were you there at the Fall Formal, or something?"
"No,"
"Then how do you know my name?"
I didn't really know how to break it to her. I can't just say that her world is a fictional television show that's meant to be appealing to 8 year old girls and 20 year old men, can I?
"Ummm, lucky guess?" I blatantly spurt out.
"Ok, let's move to more important questions. How did you get here?"
"I don't know, I just did,"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes,"
"Okay then," she finally wrapped up.
There was a large crowd of ponies gathered around me and Twilight. Looked like a couple hundred, even, but I knew that visual perception wasn't that powerful. It would exaggerate almost anything.
"So, if you know my name's Twilight, what else do you know about our world?"
The question didn't surprise me, I knew she would ask that eventually.
"Uhmm, can we not talk about that in the middle of a crowd?"
"Oh, yeah sorry," Twilight led me into her tree-house library, alone with the other five.
"So tell us what you know," she said. I began talking, and talking, and ended up telling them everything I knew about the show, fandoms, and everything.
"and that you like Flash Sentry," I finished.
Twilight blushed, obviously smitten.
"So what are you doin here in our world? What's it like for you?" Applejack asked, taking off her hat, which she rarely did voluntarily.
"Like I said, I don't know. I was going to bed, and I just appeared here 4 seconds later," I tried to explain again, but they just wouldn't understand. Strange how they can't in a world where magic is the center of the universe.
"Well, until we can resolve this situation, your going to have to stay here, where you can't cause any panic," Twilight said, "I'm going to see Celestia."
Sparkle, along with the over five, left the tree house, leaving me alone. I had no idea where all this light was coming from, it was only like, two windows, but everything was completely illuminated. I assessed the house, a huge ass library, a small kitchen, astronomy area, and a large bed, with a casket. I wonder who the casket was for.
I sat on the ground for thirty minutes, thinking about my parents. What if they came back while I was gone. Then Applejack came back with a sandwich.
"Thought you might be hungry," Applejack said. She tossed me the sandwich with raw veggies and a pack of hay.
"Ummm.."
"Something wrong with dat food? Or is dere just a spider in dere?"
"Errr, no, but I don't usually eat raw vegetables and, hay,"
"Well what do you normally eat," Applejack seemed obviously annoyed.
"You got any meat?"
"Kah! How dare you!?"
"What?"
"I am a grown mare, how could I have any meat?"
I thought for a second, "no no no, from where we come from, we, uhhh, cook dead animals, then eat them."
Well, she wasn't angry anymore, she just stared at me in shock.
"I ain letting you near mah farm, no way," Applejack took the sandwich back.
"You can boil the vegetables, or heat them on a stove, do guys have stoves?"
"Yeh, we have stoves,"
"Ok, do you, wanna, cook the veggies?"
"Er, sure, I guess," and she trotted out of the tree house, leaving me alone in dim lighting from the holes at the very top.