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// no seriously the hell am i doing? 
// Story: My Little Psycho: Friendship is Pain 
// by Raven Shadow 
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  Ha I win Celestia! You as much a monster as I am.

I am not! I couldn't have possibly known Sombra would do that.

I win.

Argh story made of blood, meat and CAKE!

Goddamn it. Yes Krieg there's cake have some of Celestia's she doesn't need any more, they go right to her ass.

You're a foul little man. You know that don't you?

Yes I know. Though I feel bad.

Why is that?

Well just I haven't put any new chapters for a while and everyone and everypony wants to know what happens next. I just been in a weird month. Having my birthday, being twenty and shit like that.

Well I remember when I was twenty. Discord was such an asshole. Luna went on the rag, it was bad. I haven't "been" with any stallion ever...

Wait a minute! You're a virgin hahahahahahahaga oh that's rich. Oh shit your serious.... um well I could help you if you want.... but off the record I always wanted to bone an alicorn.

Really? You'd do "that" with me? Well at least make me feel like a princess and not one of those cheap whores you sleep with.

Have you been spying on me? Wow I thought I had horrible stalkers before... guess you take the Cake on this one. Oh come that was funny! Wait what's with the riding crop? Oh god what have I agreed to.