Ha I win Celestia! You as much a monster as I am.
I am not! I couldn't have possibly known Sombra would do that.
I win.
Argh story made of blood, meat and CAKE!
Goddamn it. Yes Krieg there's cake have some of Celestia's she doesn't need any more, they go right to her ass.
You're a foul little man. You know that don't you?
Yes I know. Though I feel bad.
Why is that?
Well just I haven't put any new chapters for a while and everyone and everypony wants to know what happens next. I just been in a weird month. Having my birthday, being twenty and shit like that.
Well I remember when I was twenty. Discord was such an asshole. Luna went on the rag, it was bad. I haven't "been" with any stallion ever...
Wait a minute! You're a virgin hahahahahahahaga oh that's rich. Oh shit your serious.... um well I could help you if you want.... but off the record I always wanted to bone an alicorn.
Really? You'd do "that" with me? Well at least make me feel like a princess and not one of those cheap whores you sleep with.
Have you been spying on me? Wow I thought I had horrible stalkers before... guess you take the Cake on this one. Oh come that was funny! Wait what's with the riding crop? Oh god what have I agreed to.