//------------------------------// // Oh, sweet Celestia (edited) // Story: Banjo Kazooie: Hooves n' Magic // by Barracuda cyborg //------------------------------// (Here is some music once more) "Ha ha, your friends will soon be fried shish kabobs, once I fire the newest version of the life draining machine called the 'Big Ol' Blaster' also known as B.O.B.!" Gruntilda said as she started to program the doomsday device towards our twelve heroes. "So long Banjo and your little pals too." she said as she pressed the button to shoot the laser. "Well that was a weird and unexpected experience for us." Kazooie said as her and the others walked out of the castle. "Aw, come on Ms. Feathers it could be worse, I mean a giant laser can pop out of nowhere and just turn the castle grey and make everypony inside lifeless husk of their former selves." Pinkie said as she jumped up and down with a grin on her face. As if on timing the B.O.B's laser was heading towards the castle and sucked the very life out of it like a vacuum. "Cadence!" Twilight shouted as she started to gallop towards the now lifeless fortress. As she finally made it into the castle she could see that everything was now dead, even the ponies within."OH, SWEET CELESTIA!" Twilight screamed as the rest of the gang came in and they saw Cadence now various shades of grey and her eyes looked as if she was blind walking aimlessly around her throne room moaning like a zombie. "Aw man, not another Jingaling incident!" Banjo said as he picked up the now blubbering Twilight out of the castle and carried her to the train station. "What *gasp* just *gasp* happened?" Twilight said trying to calm herself down. "Well it look's like that punk of a witch made another B.O.B and just took the energy right out of that place." Jam-Jars said knowing it was Grunty's dirty work. "So now she's recycling plots from both games? Man she must really be out of ideas." Kazooie said as she shook her head in disappointment. "Banjo, what did you mean by a Jingaling incident?" Twilight asked after about five minutes of crying. "Well, back home Gruntilda had this weapon her sisters made to bring Grunty back to life, their first target was the king of the Jinjos named King Jingaling he ended up like your friend in that castle." Banjo said trying his best to explain the situation to the purple mare "Well now we have more than just one reason to stop that witch. Now I want revenge for my family." Twilight said as her eyes started to close as if she was a vigilante gazing upon a crime riddled city. "Well first things first we need find more jiggy's so we can find Gruntildas hideout." Bottles said as he grabbed the note to read it again. "Well we may be able to find her on top of the giant snowman possibly in these frozen badlands." "Well Mumbo will try best to teleport us to frozen land, hold on to hats everyone!" Mumbo said as he grabbed his staff. "But honey, we don't have hats." Rarity said poking a hole in the shamans statement. "Well, you know what Mumbo means." as he started to wave his staff and the whole gang was enveloped in sparkles and disappeared out of thin air. Within the frozen wastelands a large circle of sparkles appeared and popped out our heroes in the frozen plains. "Welcome to the frozen wastelands! Rainbow said as she started to fly up but since the winds were so frigid she fell down face first in the snow. "Well flying will be no use to us now." Kazooie said as she started to rub her wings. "Now all we just need to do is find that... giant... snow...man." she said as she looked behind her and saw a fifty story high snowman with a red and yellow scarf wrapped around it. "Oh my, how are we going to climb that snowman without freezing?" Fluttershy asked looking at the size of the snow goliath. "Well we could do what me and Kazooie did, we'll just climb the back of the scarf to the top." "Well that seems simple enough." Applejack sad as she started to walk around to find the large scarfs end and saw to her amazement that it was formed like a plight of stairs. "Well that's even more convenient." "Come on everyone let's start climbin'." Banjo said as he climbed the first few steps. The gang then started to climb up the spiral like scarf up as the cold winds constantly pounded on them but after a few hours of cold climbing they had reached the head of the snowman. The head had green eyes and a large corn cob pipe with logs making up the mouth. "Ttttthere is there anything else we need to do, because Pinkie is turning into a popsicle." Rainbow said in an annoyed tone. "Well I'm so cold that my beak can be used like a novelty sized pair of scissors." Kazooie said as she felt the sharpness of her now frozen beak. "Well I'm so cold that I can use my nose drippin's as a pair of chopsticks." Banjo said as she broke off his frozen snot and worked them as actual chopsticks. "Well we need get on top of hat and get jiggy." Mumbo said as he tried to hug Fluttershy to stay warm. "Hold on let me try something." Twilight said as she charged up a teleportation spell. As soon she gets on top of the hat she grabbed the jiggy in her mouth and she teleported back to the gang. "WHY DIDNT YOU JUST DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?" Kazooie said in anger thinking they wasted time climbing the snowman. "I had to get to a closer range if I wanted to teleport here since the place is to cold. I need to concentrate harder if the environment is working against me." Twilight said as she told off Kazooie. "Let's read note already." Mumbo said . "It says "So now you must take a large bend back to my first attack so you can meet a so called 'friend'." At least this make more sense than the last few." Bottles said as he started to think of the place the witch attacked. "Everyone back to Ponyville." As soon as he said that statement everyone just groaned knowing they have to waste time teleporting back to the train station.