//------------------------------// // Chapter 6: Me, My Best Friend and her Pimpsqueak // Story: Scissors and Spoons // by Br0nyb0y123 //------------------------------// It was around 9:00pm, I was at Diamond Tiara's house, in her bedroom telling her about the library experience I had experience, let's just say she wasn't to impressed with me, "Ha, anypony with their right mind would reject him, he's such a loser!" She proclaimed. "Give me a chance, please" I pleaded. "Why do you want to go to the Gala, with Snips, of all ponies in our class?" Diamond asked me. "Why not? Besides, there's hardly any dudes in our class. We have Snips, Snails, Featherweight, Button and that chubby little grey dude whose name I can't remember.." "You mean Truffles?" Diamond asked. "Yeah him, and it would've been six colts if Pip never left back to Trottingham for his joint custody thing with his Mom" I explained to her. Diamond looked away from me for about thirty seconds, she sighed and then whispered to herself, "I miss him" "What was that!?" I chuckled and asked. "I miss Pip" She spoke louder. "Really?" I asked. "Yeah" She replied, "I miss him" "You, of all ponies, actually genuinely miss somepony?" "Yeah, I do, besides you going away somewhere or any of my relatives. I miss Pip" She replied. "I thought you and him was just a phase?" I asked. "No, I only wanted ponies to think that, so it wouldn't ruin my rep, it broke my heart to say that we couldn't really maintain our relationship due to us being too far apart" Diamond explained. At this point DT started to cry, this meant she was actually serious about her and Pip. Also the crying was something I rarely see of Diamond, because as of now, I've only seen Diamond cry four times, once at a Hearth's Warming Eve party (but the less said about that incident the better), another time at the movies when we saw a sad film called "Unapologetic", but to be fair, I cried at that movie as well, she also broke down in tears after her Mom left her and her Dad, and now this, it was strange, seeing my best friend in pieces over Pip, who has pretty much slept with most fillies in my class, all except Twist, Applebloom and me, Hell, there's even a rumor that he's slept with Princess Luna, but I call bullshit on that one, "Really, you actually like him?" I asked, still shocked. "I love him" She told me. "Wow, though you did say he was different" I replied, "Why is that?" "He saw the good side in me..." "Wait, the non-almost-psychopathic DT? Hell, I hardly know that side of you" I jokingly interrupted. I meant it as a joke, but she just looked at me in disgust and shook her head, maybe I did take it a little too far, "Sorry, Diamond" I apologized, "Please continue" "As I was saying, Pip saw the good side in me, he was fully aware that I was a bitch to others, but when I was dating him, he made feel calm, and I never slipped into a manic depression, whenever I was with him, I always felt happy" She continued. "And then there was the hoofjobs and blowjobs" I spoke out. "How did you find that out?" She asked in a very shocked way. "Everypony knows, when you were absent from school, they started saying shit like 'Diamond Tiara has a Pimpsqueak' and other stuff" I replied. "Pimpsqueak? Wow, that's actually pretty smart" She chuckled, not crying anymore, but had tears still lying on her cheeks. "So, did you two actually have sex?" I asked her. "It wasn't sex, Silver, it was love" She replied. At this point I wanted to laugh so much, it was possible the most cheesy thing Dee (my other nickname for Diamond Tiara) has ever said to me, so I sarcastically asked her, "Like there is a difference?" "There is, actually, Miss Fucking Sarcastic" She replied, "Sex is casual, love is a bond" "And sex is a bonding between dicks and pussies" I replied, though regretting I even said that. "Oh my God, who are you tonight?" She asked me. "Sorry, Dee, it was just a horrible joke, sorry, I'm just annoyed at something" I replied. "Why is that, Silver Spoon?" She asked curiously. "The fact that you're making fun of me for going out on a date with Snips" I replied. "Sorry, SIlver" She apologized. "I'm sorry for making fun of you and Pip" I apologized as well. "Don't mention it" Dee said. "Do you really think me and Snips are a good match?" I asked her. "Whatever bursts your bubble, or in your case, whatever pops your cherry" She replied. "So you don't have an opinion?" I asked again, desperately ignoring her virgin reference. "Well, I don't necessarily like Snips, but if you want to go to the Gala with him, go right ahead, I'm not going to stop you" She replied. "Seems fair" I said. "I noticed you didn't annoyed at the 'Pop your cherry' thing?" She got curious. "It's like you're deliberately trying to annoy me" I said. "Well, you are a virgin, right?" She asked me. OK, this is the single most creepiest conversation I've ever had with my best friend, and I can see why she's asking me these questions, because she's still annoyed at for making fun of her and Pip, but that was because she made fun of me going on a date with Snips. And the funny thing is, it's true, I am a virgin, I have never broken code S, and everypony, besides Dee, thinks that I get laid on a regular basis, when the fact of the matter is, I've never been laid at all, "Well, are you?" She asked again. "Why the hell are you asking me this?" I asked her. "So I can tell if my friend is a liar or not" Dee replied. "You want the truth?" I asked her. Diamond Tiara nodded, "The truth is, I haven't had sex with anypony. Sure, I've messed about with a couple of dudes. But unlike you, Dee, I haven't made my pussy as wide as the fucking Equestrian Sea" I told her. "Well, at least I know you're honest" She replied. "Mhm" I hummed. "Hey, look, if it makes you feel any better, I've only actually slept with three guys, the other ponies in class have each slept with more ponies than me" Diamond said. "Ha, I can tell that's a lie" I chuckled. "No, I'm serious" She replied and laughed. From that point on, there was just an outburst of giggles from both me and Diamond, we didn't know why we were laughing, but we continued to laugh for about a minute and a half, "Listen, Silver, sorry for making fun of you" She apologized, "To make it up to you, I'll buy you a coffee from Mocha la Coca, it's on me" "Thanks, Dee, and I'm sorry too" I replied and apologized as well, "You got the time?" "Yeah, um..whilst we were laughing I checked and it said it was close to 9:20" She told me. "Oh shit. 9:20? I have to go, Dee. Sorry" I just realised. I got off my ass and made my way towards Dee's door, but before I could exit, she stopped me, "Why you got to leave so early?" She asked me. "Oh, I have to do that homework that I didn't complete, just in-case school is on tomorrow" I told her. "Oh right, can I get a friends hug goodbye first?" She asked. "Fine" I sighed. I backed away from the door and came towards Diamond Tiara and gave her our usual BFF hug, "That's right, hug it in" I said. "Yeah" She said as she let go of the hug, "I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?" "Sure thing" I replied. I then exited her room and went down the stairs, where Dee's dad, Filthy Rich, said bye and I said bye as well. I then left Diamond's house and walked out onto the dark sidewalk, "Let the hellish walk begin" I thought to myself.