PonyHammer 40,000: Magic of War II | Redemption

by Dragon Heart


Escape the Harbinger of Damnation

Aboard the Space Hulk, the Blood Phoenixes somehow alerted animal lifeforms of their presence, and one Hog was not very happy about it.

"Oi! Trespassahz! Invadahz! 'ooligans an' ne'er-do-wells!" the Hog yelled. "Nopony, bu' nopony, jus' pops ou' o' thin air on this 'ere Space 'ulk, wifou' me say-so! Now, piss-off, or I'm like to say-so to somfin' nasty!"

Killa Kanz appeared from the machinery behind the Hog, and headed out to kill.

"Let nothing stand in our way." said Helios as they moved out.

Their search for the Teleportarium aboard the ship would be a challenging one, with there being Hogs and Paranids running rampant throughout the entire interior of the vessel. And the longer they were aboard, the more angry the Hog that called them out grew.

"Don' you lo' know when you'z ovahstayed your welcome?" the Hog yelled. "I'm spectin' company!"

The Hog's machine began to spawn Paranids in gruesome amounts. Evidently, both animals were working under the same command. But there was another problem that was more important than a Hog/Paranid alliance of any sort.

"This brute's... contraption... is drawing power from the teleportarium!" said Spike. "We cannot leave the Space Hulk until we destroy it."

The Pony Marines continued to fight against any and all animals they encountered. yet, more would always be spawned from the mad Hog's machines and primitive devices. They found the first teleporting pad and quickly brought destruction upon the structure. They continued down the hall, slaying the animals before them, and found another teleporting pad. They opened fire and razed it to scrap.

"Knock knock? 'ooz dere?" the Hog said to himself. More Killa Kanz appeared just as he yelled, "DIS!" and started laughing at his own joke.

The Pony Marines still had two more teleporting pads to deal with. It did not take long for them to find the third one, and they dealt both it and the xenos defending it a crushing blow. Three down, one left. They moved on and eventually found the last one, and it was guarded by a looted tank. They annihilated the tank first, then laid waste to the fourth and final teleporting pad, and the Teleportarium was now open.

"Oh, oh, I gets it, you's come ta steal me tellyporta!" the Hog said, figuring out the Pony Marines' plans. "Well, nothin' doin'! It took me better'n a decade ta squeeze da juice outta... dat fing back dere!" More Hogs and Paranids spawned from the mad Hog's base. "Should only be anodder decade or so afore I get to zzzap me outta dis bug... INFESTED... 'ELL'OLE!!!"

The Mad Mek decided to take matters into his own hooves. He readied his heavy guns and was determined to protect his self-claimed Teleportarium.

Helios knew the Hog would need to be slain before they could leave the ship. Helios charged towards the Hog and slammed into the animal. The other Pony Marines went in and engaged at ranged. The Hog also had a decent-sized axe, and he clashed blades with Helios. The Hog took several hits from Helios's sword, as well as from the Pony Marines' bullets. Helios then swung his blade into the Hog's gut and slammed him into the ground.

With the Hog dead, the Teleportarium was theirs to use.