//------------------------------// // Welcome back, Arcanel the human! // Story: Pony Terrestrial // by Arcanel //------------------------------// Hi my fellow readers and writers. CPM here. Well after last chapter, I think you had enough with descriptions, no? Well, so did I. So nothing like that here. Only when I feel that it is really necessary. That and I believe you deserve something funny after I ALMOST unleashed hell on the world when I ALMOST made the princesses press that little power button XD. Well after that thing here comes my (hopefully) funnier chapter with Arcanel’s POV. Plus, it’s a lot easier to write as him, as it is pretty much writing myself. So without further ado, the next chapter of MLP: around the world. Welcome back, Arcanel the human!!!! Ah yes…NO SOY DUEÑO DE NADA! Excepto el fic (meaning I OWN NOTHING except the fic in Spanish). ************************************************************************************************************************************************************ Arcanel’s POV ‘Aughh…What happened?’ I started thinking, everything a blur in my head. ‘All I remember is breakfast, then going to play, and I think I met the main characters of MLP…Wow what an awesome dream’ I continued thinking in happiness. ‘What a shame that it ended. I wish I were still there. Well only one way to find out’ I concluded. With that, I slowly started to open my eyes. At first I was a bit blinded by the light, and with it, came two thoughts. The first ‘AHHHHH!!! The light. IT BURNSSSSS!!!’ The second ‘How much time have I been asleep?’ After I finally adjusted to the light, I finally opened my eyes. At first I only saw a yellow blur and a purple blur, but when I got to get better clarity I recognized the very known shapes of Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle. With those two here I couldn’t help but say out loud. “Awesome, I’m still dreaming, because there is NO WAY the cutest and kindest pony and the smartest pony are watching me sleep. Ahhhhh…please nobody wake me up” I said, still a little bit dreamy and then closed my eyes again so I could continue with such an awesome dream. I think I heard some footsteps, or rather hoofsteps, and some voices, but there was one distinct that I could clearly hear. “Oh no. Ah ain’t having any of that” Before I could try and recognize that familiar tone, I felt a VERY hard hit to the head. Needless to say I was very awake after that. “OWWWWW!!! Who was it?! What was that for?!” I shouted at the top of my lungs, scared and angry. Then I recognized who were in the kitchen. All the main characters of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Right then I had a flashback to everything that happened before, but after drinking that orange juice I cannot remember. So I did the obvious thing. Nervously asked them. “Oh right… now I remember…hi guys…what’s up? What happened to me? Do you know? Do you want to answer? Am I going to get bucked?” I barraged with questions, nervous like hell. In fact, I think I was almost hyperventilating. “Arcanel. Please calm down” The soothing voice had been that of Celestia. She talks, me calm, enough said. “We are not going to hurt you. In fact, we want to apologize to you” She said. Well as much as I was glad to hear her words, I was curious as to why they want to apologize to ME. In other circumstances, I would have jumped in glee, but since I already went over that, I’ll leave the feeling for later. “But Princess, not that I don't appreciate it but, why are you apologizing? In fact, I should be the one on my knees, begging for forgiveness to have made mad one of the most powerful beings right now in my world, not to mention the rest of the ponies, who, as far as I know, are some of the best people/ponies I have ever met/known” I explained. She seemed to blush a little, which I found weird, as well as the rest of the ponies, but she immediately composed herself and said. “No. It is us who must ask for forgiveness. We should not have reacted like we did on our…previous encounter. And because of that reaction you seemed to…go unconscious” She countered, a bit of nervousness in her voice. Okay so I passed out because of being scared out of my godamned mind of them. ‘(Sigh) great job Arc. You are making them apologize for something YOU caused. I’m going to my hell AND pony hell for this’ I thought in sadness. While I was chastising myself, Celestia continued. “With those words spoken we must say-“”Stop, please” I interrupted her. She seemed surprised, but before she or anyone else said anything I continued. “I cannot let you apologize for something I caused. Besides if I make you apologize and sad like this, then so help me you and our god STRIKE ME DOWN” I almost shouted, a bit of fury at myself. “Please, how about we start over. After all me passing out, and you going out of your normal personalities, is NOT the best way to start, now is it?” I said, calming down to a softer voice. After I said my words everyone nodded. With a general positive response, I continued. “Well with that clarified, let me do a correct presentation. My name is Arcanel Rovira. I am human, and right now we are in Villa Devoto, Ciudad de Buenos Aires, Argentina, America, Planet Earth” I introduced myself, while bowing. “You don’t need to introduce yourselves, as I already know who you are. And yes I will explain how, so please, let me finish” I quickly added to avoid any further…situations. When everyone nodded, I proceeded. “Now as I’m sure you will want to know more about this house, right?” I asked, knowing that they are surely curious about this place. I know I would be too. However the response was much…unexpected. Everybody started fidgeting with their hooves, even Princess Celestia. Oh dear, that is the universal response for “Uh…heh heh…you see…funny story” thing. Well…not that I could really blame them if something happened because of the NOT ALWAYS GOOD curiosity. Besides, it is them who we are speaking for God’s sake! I love them to death, and I would kill myself if I said something to hurt them. So I went casually. “Um… did something happen?” I asked. At this everyone turned their heads down and Princess Celestia went to speaking again. “We are sorry Arcanel. After you went unconscious, we were a bit curious of this place and…well… decided to investigate for a little while until you woke up. We left Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle to watch over you in the meanwhile. Again, accept my apologies, as I should be watching over what we do” She explained, bowing her head, disappointment and apology written on her face. ‘Well…that was unexpected…’ I started thinking, a bit surprised by Celestia’s confession. ‘But leaving that aside…she felt so sorry that she left two of her ponies to watch over me until I woke up. Fluttershy and Twilight. OHMYGOSH-OHMYGOSH-OHMYGOSH-OHMYGOSH-OHMYGOSH-OHMYGOSH-OHMYGOSH-OHMYGOSH-OHMYGOSH-OHMYGOSH-OHMYGOSH-‘ I went overdrive. Plus do you have any idea how hard it is to ignore the angelical, sad, cute face that Celestia put right then and there? Let me put it this way. Princess Celestia + her sad, cute, angelical face + me = MY HUGGING IMPULSE OVER 9000! (Yes I did the joke. Sue me XD). After I found my mind and relaxed it, I said. “Again. Princess Celestia you don’t have to apologize. I understand that even you have curiosity limits. In fact, I’d be lying if I didn’t say that no matter who you are, you WILL fall under the spell of curiosity” I told her. When I said this she smiled a little and raised her head. With the positive response I continued. “But since the situation seems to have arisen, would you care to explain what happened in the little…self-tour?” I asked, a hint of a smug smile in my face. The moment I said this, everyone once again blushed. “Well…as far as I can recall in disturbances in the house, Pinkie Pie and Spike here were jumping on the bed of the bigger bedroom” Celestia started. At this I couldn’t help but smile. “Don’t you worry guys. I used to jump there all the time and I don’t blame you for that. I do hope that you had fun. That bed IS really for such a purpose. Jumping ‘till the end of time” I said, recalling the moments when I jumped there all the time…which ended in my parents saying “GET OFF THERE!” (You did NOT have a childhood if you didn’t do this XD). When I finished saying my words Spike smiled a bit, and Pinkie just smiled like she always does. “We also had a…little accident involving me and Applejack in the smallest white room. I accidentally scared her when she was trying to open the top drawer and thus resulted in the opening of it, making clothes fall over us” She explained. At this my head was laughing its ass off. My face wasn’t doing a very good job to cover it up. “(Giggle) are you okay?” I asked, worry mixed with mirth. “Yah, Princess Celestia lifted all the clothes and put them back in the drawer. Ah’m mighty sorry Arcanel” Applejack interjected this time. At this, I again simply smiled. “Nah, don’t fret Applejack. I always just stuck clothes and MAKING them enter. So it was a matter of time before they fell. Consider yourself a hero hahaha. You saved me from that fate” I laughed. She was a bit surprised by this statement, but as Pinkie and Spike, smiled as well. “And finally, Rainbow Dash turned on one of those strange artifacts you possessed but turned it down afterwards” The sun ruler finished explaining. At this I just tensed. A LOT. ‘Oh…dear…Celestia’ I thought, worry instantly filling my mind. ’What did Rainbow and Celestia see? They don’t seem to have watched the show, otherwise they would be totally freaking out’ I concluded. ‘But that still leaves the question unanswered’ “Ummmm…Rainbow…Princess…do you remember what you watched?” I carefully asked them. They didn’t seem to notice the worry in my tone. “Well I remember some aliens that looked like you, but with more hair. And explosions. A lot of explosions. I actually thought that was pretty cool” Rainbow said with a face of remembrance but with joy as well. Celestia then added. “I concur with her” ‘Okay, old guys and explosions. HAH. They discovered the magic that is Mythbusters. Excellent, as that also means they did not see anything that would have scared them out of their minds. Again, excellent’ I thought, a victory pose and mischievousness filling my mind. “Very well, I shall explain that later as well. And yes Rainbow they are cool” I said, agreeing with her statement. “Is that all, Princess Celestia?” I asked, directing my attention to the older monarch of Equestria. “Yes” She agreed. “Well then if that is the case…how about a TRUE tour to this house as yours seemed a little…hindered” I proposed, a bit of mirth in my voice. At this everyone seemed to agree, as they were nodding their heads, Pinkie, Luna and Spike doing the stronger nods. “In that case…LET’S GO!!!” I shouted. ************************************************************************************************************************************************************ And so the tour begins XD. In any case, I’m glad I went back to Arcanel. After that I don’t think I have anything else to say. With that comes the catchphrase (with a little modification): Comment, R&R, let inner Grammar Nazi out, haters ignored, flamers abhorred, etc, etc. CPM out.