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// Pranks is good in all fun. 
// Story: Undead Necromancer 
// by The Shade 
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I woke the purple one up with a rather rude gesture.
And with 'rude gesture' I mean that I stumbled, landed in front of her, mistakely I cast a spell...
That spell namely being Psychic scream.
It was enough to freeze Luna but the purple one shot up as if I had just used Smite and went bolting all around the library for eight seconds before calming down, please note I had all my gear on.

"Princess! We must run! Now!"The purple one said looking at Celestia for some kind of confirmation, she didn't get anything but a confused look.

"Uhm, I would like to apologize for that, when I get startled I have a bad tendency to cast spells, this time I happen' to cast Psychic Scream and it apparently sent you bolting like I had cast Shadow Word or Smite."

"Shadow Word? Smite? What are those?" the purple one asked, seemingly looking on me as if I were missing something.
"Well, Shadow Word: Pain i-" I was rudely interrupted by a pink pony forcing her way out of my ribcage.
It was terrifying, so let me give you a first hand demonstration on what happens whenever you surprise a necromancer.
The pink pony forced her face into mine.
Literary.

"Hi! I'm Pink-"

The pink one never got further before my panic started kicking in, making me cast Living Bomb in pure shock.
Not my finest moment.
Did I mention I screamed like a little girl?
Instead of her screaming out like I had just started a fire inside her heart, she just giggled and-
What?
I cast Living Bomb on the pink one, who laughed and stepped out of the fire, which was inside her.
It left a pony shaped fire right in front of me.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Umm..."
"How?"
"Pink one, how did you do that? Living Bomb ignites an explosive fire insisde of you, it takes fifteen or so seconds before it explodes outwards, no one have ever just... Done that."
The purple one that had awoken shook her head and gave a short answer "It's Pinkie being Pinke Pie..." Her voice trailed of as she began to think about the spell, eyes big as saucers, I could quite literary hear her thought process increase by a tenfold.
"Ohmygosh!Whatwasthatspell?ItlookedlikeafirespellbutIknowallofthefirespellsinthatareaandthatisn'toneofthe-"
"SILENCE!" My voice boomed around the room and seemed to shatter windows.
Celestia and Luna's face were nothing but that of shock and surprise as they stared at me, the purple one seemed to try and force words out but with little success.
And the pink one was giggling - Just what world am I in?
After a second Celestia blinked and was about to say something, but Luna was up in my face, looking angry.
It was... Frightening.

And then her voice boomed in my face
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE?! ANSWER, CREATURE!" Geez, I'm glad i'm wearing my armor, else that voice would've forced flesh of my bone.

"Sleep." Was all I said as Luna dropped to the floor, snoozing loudly, she was adorable.
"Well... Celestia, i'dd like to talk to you in private."
Celestia still stood there without blinking.

"Umm Celestia, can you please come with me upstairs so I can talk to you in private?"
No reaction.
"Okey, the hard way it is then. *Cracks*" I cracked my knuckled and pulled out a whip, if there's one thing I learned with taming dead horses it's that they HATED to get whipped.

"*SLAP*" Celestia finally snapped to attention at the whip hit her flank and began to charge around the room.
After about fifteen seconds she calmed down and looked around the room, I had put my whip in my bag, Luna was at the floor sleeping whilst her student stood frozen as if she was using some invisible type of Ice Block.
Wait, where had the pink one gone? She was here when I whipped Celestia but after that she was gone, huh, well I guess i'll find out soon and hopefully it won't be by a torch.

"What... Have you done to my little sister?!" She yells at me whilst looking at the sleeping Luna.
"I put her to sleep, easy as that." Now, apparently Celestia knew the expression 'Putting a wounded horse to sleep' so warning, this isn't pretty.

She charged at me, thankfully she was at the other side of the library and took about three seconds to get to me, I neatly avoided her and gave her a slap on the flank, why you ask? I'll tire her out, wouldn't like to deal actual damage do her.
She charged at me once again but this time when she impaled me on her horn.
No, I didn't fail to dodge, I didn't want to dodge.

Her eyes widened in surprise as she pulled back, letting me slide of her horn, and let me warn you - She's a demon on tapping my mana reserves, thankfully the magical particles in this world recharges almost half of it within a minute.
She stares at me.
Mana exhaustion sucks, it makes me unable to move so I just lay there on the floor, not breathing not having any heartbeat, now let's scare her, shall we?

I move my left hand behind my back and cut myself on a hidden knife, drawing a pentagram and allowing my soul to temporarly leave the body, when it does this everyone can see it and anyone that's asleep will instantly wake up.
As the blood dripped on the floor, it was making a small sound of which Celestia noticed, she moved closer to me when the Pentagram was finished.
*Smiles*

I smiled, even if she couldn't see it she could obviously feel it since she shuddered and tried to back away, Luna was wide awake and went face-first into Celestia's rump, which only seemed to startle her and jump forward, in front of me.
'Here comes the fun' I thought and allowed my soul to leave the body.

"FOOLISH ONE! HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!" I ask, with the most powerful voice I can muster I point at my body.
"I-i w bu p-plea..." She trails of and her stand strong expression falters.

"YOU HAVE JUST KILLED ME, WHITE ONE, YOU SEPARATED MY SOUL FROM MY BODY, I AM A FORSAKEN AMBASSADOR! IF WE WERE ON AZEROTH ALL THE EQUINE CREATURES WOULD END UP DEAD!"
Then I thought about a thing... A simple portal brought me here.

"NO, NOT EVEN HERE ARE YOU SAFE! WHITE ONE, BEHIND ME BEFORE I DIED IS A BLOOD CIRCLE, THIS CIRCLE IS BINDING MY SOUL TO THIS REALM UNTIL SOMEONE EITHER RESURRECTS ME OR REMOVES THE CIRCLE, I WAS BROUGHT HERE DUE TO A PORTAL MALFUNCTION, KNOWING HOW IT WENT AND I WAS SENT INTO SOMETHING SIMILAR OF THE TRISFIAL GLADES AND THE MAGE VANISH BEFORE THAT, WE CAN SEND TROOPS HERE! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU TWO CHOICES, LET ME DIE AND BE AT WAR WITH THE HORDE, THAT BEING GARROSH HELLSCREAM LEADING THE ORCS, HE IS STRONG ENOUGH TO ALONE KILL YOU WHITE ONE! SECONDLY IS TO POUR MAGIC INTO THE CIRCLE BEHIND ME AND ALLOW ME TO LIVE AGAIN!"

Celestia begins to walk towards the circle behind me until her sister grabs her in magic and lifts her away.
"Sister! That's necromancy! You can't allow yourself to do this!" She pleads.
"It's my fault he died Luna! I lost my temper and killed him! What should I do? Set an example that killing out of anger is okay for equestria?" Celestia looks at her sister with a sad expression, makes me feel kinda bad I did this, but she also needs to be put in her place, knocked down a few pegs y'a know?

"No! But... Necromancy isn't okey either sister! It's taboo for a reason, and more so illegal! You can't set an example that Necromancy is okey, can you?" She looks at Celestia.
"...Sure I can."