Ponykarts: The Grand Canterlot Race

by LikeaBaws


Everfree Forest/Maple Treeway

"Move out of my way, Sparkle!" Trixie yelled. Twilight and Trixie was passing each other, both first and second, and neither of them would budge. The tree's kept trying to make them crash, but their swerving skills were successful. "I'll have you know, Trixie, that your skills, are terrible!" Twilight says as she ran into the Item Box. She grabbed the Blue Turtle, slowed down, and gave one epic throw.

Trixie saw the turtle...and smirked. She slowed down, crashed into Twilight, and the turtle smashed onto the both of them, slowing them down. Just then, Luna and Big Mac were feisty with each other. "This forest isn't big enough for the both of us!" Luna yelled through the horrifying and fast-rated tree's. "NOPE!!" Big Mac urged with all the energy he had.

But he had a trick up his sleeve...or coat. He saw dirt up ahead, and it demanded a U-Turn. He popped the kart, and started to drift. He smiled, but it soon turned into a frown when he saw Luna having the same idea. They drifted into the the U-Turn was completed.

Behind them, was Rainbow and Applejack, equally crashing into each other and one having a turtle, one having a banana. "Why you gotta cheat, Applejack?" Rainbow asked, ready to throw her turtle.

"Ah ain't cheatin'!" Applejack said, ready to throw her banana. But when the road demanded a U-Turn, Rainbow threw her green turtle, causing it to bounce off the tree and following the leaders. "Your an idiot, Dash. Hope you lose." Applejack said, but before she can throw it, Rainbow drifted, and successfully completed her U-Turn.

Applejack, however, crashed onto the tree, and was hit by a red turtle, followed by Scoot. "Sorry 'bout that!" Scoot said as she gave a drifting turn. "It's a'ight, Scoot." Applejack said, her eyes spinning.
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"GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Gilda yelled with full anger, following the two down. Spike skid to the right, dodging a green shell. "Watch it! Keep your anger together!" Spike yelled.

"YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!" Gilda yelled. She grabbed an item box and she had three mushrooms. But before she can use them, this path demanded to go upwards....into a cannon. Applebloom was first to go, and cheered as she was blasted off into a tree, passing all the racers. Spike was second, and he cheered in delight as he saw Twilight having a massive argument on Trixie. When Gilda went, she looked down to see Rainbow successfully doing a U-Turn. "That cheater." Gilda said to herself.

Once they landed, no fences to keep them intact, and Derpy was ready for someone to fall. "Look out, Spike! Catapillars!" Applebloom shouted. These creatures were huge creatures and looked undisturbed. Spike had to skid to the left, then to the right, and was frighten just as Gilda. She skid left, then right, and got an item box. She grabbed a blue shell, but she saved that for later. She used her mushrooms, and zoomed passed Applebloom. "See you later, los-!" Gilda was interrupted by a catapillar's foot, and she lost her blue shell.

"Yoink!" Applebloom taunted as she grabbed the blue shell. Spike and Applebloom cheered and gave each other high fives, but now they had to go downwards. "Crud!" Spike and Applebloom yelled just before they screamed to their doom.
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"Hey Tia!" Pinkie waved just as she came zooming by.

"Hello! Pinkie, was it? How are you doing?" Celestia asked, calmly taking her time through the forest.

"Fine! I just love Pumpkin! Such a cutie! But, ya wanna team up? Like an Alliance?" Pinkie asked.

"Well...I always team up with Luna...but teaming up with the Elements oh Harmony isn't such a bad idea. Alright then."

"Great! Well...see ya at the next course!" Pinkie said as they nodded. They put the pedal to the medal as they try to catch up.
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Sweetie Belle was doing an epic job at keeping at...well...11th place. "Um...excuse me." She heard. She turned to see Fluttershy sitting next to her. "Mind if you...slow down? If you don't mind?" Fluttershy asked. Still trying to keep up.

"N to the OPE!! Sorry, Fluttershy, but I gotta win this!" Sweetie Belle says.

"Oh...alright then." Fluttershy said, then brings out a red turtle. "I hope you don't mind if I do this."

Fluttershy threw the red turtle behind her, and it slowed at first, but it picked up pace towards Sweetie Belle. It came closer, and closer, Sweetie Belle was frightened. "Y-you wouldn't harm a filly for the million bits, would you?" She asked terrified.

Sweetie Belle definetly does not want to be in last place, and she really does not want to be hurt. "Well...we could..team up, if you like?" Fluttershy asked.

Sweetie Belle thought about this, but since her handling looks promising, it does look like a winning vehicle. "Alright, but we share the bits, deal?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"As you wish. Here, have this." Fluttershy handed her a star, and Sweetie Belle smiled. "Thanks!" Sweetie Belle said.

"No problem!" Fluttershy said. Sweetie Belle shoved the star in her kart, and she zoomed out like the wind. "YEA-HAH-HAAAA!!" Sweetie Belle cheered as she zoomed past.
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Scoot just came in like the wind, and she saw Rainbow Dash, just in front of her. "Rainbow Dash! Hey, Rainbow Dash! Look!" Scoot yelled.

Rainbow looked behind her and saw Scoot literally behind her. "Hey, Scoot! How's it hanging?" Rainbow asked.

"Great!" Scoot said, but she came up with a great idea. "Maybe we can work together! Teamwork!"

"If you wanna team up with me, you gotta show your skills." Rainbow teased, but when Scoot when over a completely out-of-nowhere ramp, she performed a front flip, and landing, giving her a extra boost on her kart and being side to side with Dash. Dash stared in shock, but she went into an evil smirk. "Say...maybe you can join. But if you win, you give me the bits." Rainbow says.

"Anything for you, Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo says. They sped up to catch up with the racers.

Let's see the results!
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1st Applebloom
2nd Spike
3rd Gilda
4th Big Mac
5th Luna
6th Rainbow Dash/color]
7th Scootaloo
8th Applejack
9th Sweetie Belle
10th Trixie
11th Twilight
12th Rarity
13th Fluttershy
14th Pinkie
15th Celestia

Next up, Celestia's Mushroom Gorges!