The weeks slowly passed as Thomas was occasionally shouted drinks by Galley, he eventually bought a guitar. Thomas was walking down the not yet abandoned streets of Ponyville and saw a music store, he pushed the door open “Hey” called somepony from behind the counter “Can I help...ahhhh” the colt ran in fear at the sight of Thomas,
He sighed then walked over to the synthesizer and keyboard and started play a techno song “Test your might, test your might MORTAL KOMBAT!!” he got about 15 seconds through then walked away due to laughter, he walked over to the counter and hit the bell a couple of times,
A small colt walked out trembling at the sight of Thomas “What do you want with me? I haven’t done anything, I swear, it was all Starry”
Thomas tried to show that he didn’t have anything on him “I’m not gonna hurt you nor do I wish to” {Not yet, anyway} “I was wondering if I could get a guitar”
The colt shook not at Thomas but what was inside him “I can try to get you one, JUST PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA DON’T KILL ME!!”
Thomas threw 90 bits on the table “I hope that can pay for it” the colt trembled into the back of his store. Thomas walked over to the keyboard and started playing the Vice City theme song “Now I’ve got an urge to go mass murder something, most likely zombies, hopefully zombies” he walked out of the store then ran into the Ever-Free Forest, he came across some more animals ripe for the slaughter NO! Picking, yes ripe for the picking. Thomas slowly evolved into some vicious predator, like a hunter he stalked his prey for a long time then when it was alone he crept out of the shadows, snatched it, and ran back into the shadow in the blink of an eye, the predators’ arm changed into a blade which it rammed through the preys’ stomach, its razor teeth showed themselves as the predator feasted on the dead body {Must shake urges away, must not kill more, must not eat}
All the black hair coming from him went back in as he was approached by some strange pony like creature but with a horn and some bug like wings and holes in it foot, fangs popped out of its mouth, so Thomas did the same, it spoke “My queen has been quite impressed by you, but she says you lack one vital ingredient”
He walked away “Ppffftt. Whatever” he started mimicking ‘Doomsday by Nero’ as he made his way back to Ponyville.
Thomas changed songs to ‘Killer (12th planet remix) by 360’ “They don’t know what our illness is, so we’re left to just kill this shit” he kept walking while singing “Take a look and see the armies forming, hear the steps as we marching forward, fight back and just ask for more blood” he slowed down as he reached Ponyville “Murder the streets in a way it’s never been done, who said this ain’t meant to be fun? Pray to Jesus coz he’s your saviour, right now not even he will save ya. But at least you gonna meet your maker. Tell him Tommy said hi I’ll see ya, later” *wub* *wub* he started laughing at himself doing the bass drop.
Outside Twilight’s library was another cart to Canterlot, he ran to it and got in with everyone else. “Thomas good you arrived. We were waiting for you” Twilight looked over to the guards “You can take off now” the Pegasus guards took off “Now don’t leave us in this thing a second time, okay?” said Twilight, Thomas just chuckled and nodded.
Celestia was in the main room while Luna paced backwards and forwards waiting for the examination of Thomas “Do you think he’ll be okay with this?” she asked her older sister, unsure how things may turn out “He knows that it’s for our safety, right?”
At that moment Thomas smacked through the door more smug and smartass than ever “Sup’ Tia?” Luna looked at him “Hi Lulu” he pulled out a metal flask but shook his head and put it away
“Are you alright to proceed?” asked Celestia
“Yes” Thomas began walking towards them and fell over in a drunken stupor “Gimmie a minute” he ran into the toilets and threw up. He came out knocking over a few barrels of some liquid “Barrels! What are you up to?” He continued walking towards Celestia “So, you wanted me?”
Tia looked at him “Just take a seat”
Thomas walked to a seat which had a switch, he flipped it “Chairmode activate”
Celestia looked at Luna with a weird look on her face “Do you know what we’re going to do, Thomas?” asked Tia
“Nope” said Thomas
“We are going to examine you so we can have a better understanding of the human body and how it works”
Thomas cracked up laughing “Human? You think I’m human? HA!”
Everypony was confused “You said you are human” said Dash angrily at him
“True, true but I’m really a step up from human. Even then I’m still not one hundred percent human” he began writing all the different terms for himself in Latin: dimidium sanguinem, homo melius, and so on.
“So what you’re saying is you’re half alien?” asked Twilight
“No. I said I’m half human and two quarters alien” said Thomas
“But two quarters is one half”
Thomas started to rub his temples “I’ll say it one more time: two quarters alien. Because they were two different breeds of alien” Twilight couldn’t understand “But I suppose I look like a human on the outside”
One of the guards said something “My sister is going to be disappointed”
Thomas looked at the guard “Oh, and why is that?” he asked
“She is obsessed with human mythology. By that I meant human existence” said the guard in reply
“That wouldn’t be Lyra would it?” Dash asked
“Aye” he said.
“I told you Bon-Bon. I said they existed” said the happy green pony
“I KNOW. You’ve been talking about it for the past few weeks. Ever since it arrived” said her roommate
“It? IT? I’m sure that he has a name?” rebutted the green pony
“If you’re so excited about him here, how come you’ve never even seen him?” asked the roommate
“I have so seen him...once or twice”