Banjo Kazooie: Hooves n' Magic

by Barracuda cyborg


The Crystal Empire (pt 2)

(Here's some Music once again)

Our heroes had entered the castle and after a long walk of weird stares and mutters they see the pink alicorn. "Cadence!" Twilight said as she started to gallop toward the princess.

"Twilight!" Cadence said as she also started to gallop toward Twilight. As soon as they got close to eachother they performed their little hoofshake.

"Sunshine, sunshine ladybugs awake, clap your hooves and do a little shake." both said as they performed their various gestures while leaving the Banjo gang completely confused on, while everyone else was snickering.

"I'm so glad to see you again Cadence." Twilight said as the both of them hugged.

"Me too Twilight." Cadence said as the two broke out of their hug "So what brings you and your friends here?" she asked.

"Well it's kinda of a long story" Twilight said as she got a couple of chairs for the both of them, the sudden look on her face showed Cadence that this was a talk that involved her in some way.

A few hours later

"And that's why we need your help." Twilight said as she finished the explanation she saw everyone else besides her and Cadence were fast asleep. "As I was SAYING" Twilight said loudly to wake up her companions. Everyone just woke up scattering to look like they were paying attention. "We just need your help to get access to the lower chambers of the castle to look for that note."

"Alright but the door is sealed off with dark magic." Cadence said as she grabbed a black and red book "But lucky for you I've been practicing that spell, now stand back." she said as her eyes turned dark green and she fired a black lighting bolt that opened the black door that had silver plating on it..

"Mumbo and Humba now scared of pink magic user." the shaman said as he and Humba hid behind Fluttershy.

"Well thank ya princess now we can look for that note." said Applejack

"Yeah,yeah thanks for the help can we just find that note already?!" Kazooie said irritated that the quest was taking too long.

"Feather brain is right, troops lets move out!" Jam-Jars said as he marched through the door. The rest of them followed as they saw the blank and barren chamber, but then a black cloud of mist appeared.

"Welcome you foolsss." the dark figure said as he walked slowly toward our band of heroes.

"SOMBRA?!? I thought you were dead, we saw you blow up!" Rainbow Dash said in a state of confusion.

"Yesss I wasss indeed destroyed but thisss old hag in black clothing resssurrected me by meansss of magic that even topplesss my own." Sombra said knowing his resurrection was impossible.

"Let me guess a witch brought back to life to stop us from ruining her plans?" Kazooie said knowing what about to go down.

"Why yesss PREPARE FORTHE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!" He said as he shot green magic bolts towards our heroes.

"Quick Kazooie use the grenade eggs!" Banjo said as he grabbed his feathery companion and held her as a weapon. "Mumbo and Humba distract dark one others try to defeat him." Mumbo said as he pulled out his staff.

"Pathetic foolsss you can not defeat me again." Sombra said as he galloped toward Twilght but she was pulled down into the ground in a flash.

"Prepare for a healthy dose of eggs!" Kazooie said right before she fired five grenade eggs towards Sombra.

Sombra still wondering how Twilight had disappeared and he was shocked about what was heading towards him. "OH COME ON, NOT AGAIN!" Sombra said as the eggs hit him and caused him to explode again.

"Well that not Mumbo's plan, but that close enough!" Mumbo said flatly as his eye balls bugged out of his skull. "Wait were purple magic user?" Mumbo asked looking for the duo.

A few seconds later the two popped out of the ground again. "*GASP* Why did you do that?!" Twilight said as she brushed off the dirt as she popped out of the ground like a gopher.

"Well you didn't want to get fried do you?" Bottles said as he climbed out of the hole. "Hey guys look at that!" bottles said as he pointed towards Sombra's ash pile.

"Wait he's right what is that shiny thing?" Pinkie said as she pulled it out of the ash pile. It was a large golden jigsaw piece with two bumps on top an on the right handed side, while two holes letting other bumps fit were on the bottom and the left handed side.

"That there is a 'Jiggy' we used them on our adventures to stop Grunty." Banjo said as he held it in his hand. "Oh hey there's a note on the back of the Jiggy." he said as he pulled off a small note from the puzzle piece.

"Well read it if you want to." Fluttershy said but then started to regret what she said in mutters.

"Lets see, it says 'I can't believe you guys aren't stuck in the filthy Cloud Cuckoo Land trash can, but you may try to find me on top of a giant snowman'." Banjo said as he started to read the note.

"A giant snowman? Where the hay are we gonna find a snowman let alone a giant one?!?" Applejack asked in confusion.

"Maybe in the frozen wastelands a few hundred miles from here." Rainbow Dash said to give a possible answer.

"Well let's try to get to that ice cube tray of a land, and find a us a snowman." Twilight said as she walked back to the door.