THE PONYVILLE INCIDENT

by A Sassy Vulture


DOCUMENT PV-005

DOCUMENT PV-005

RECOVERED FROM PRINCESS CELESTIA'S CHAMBERS, DAYS AFTER P.V.I.

TOP SECRET



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Journalist: Okay, Wind Chaser here. Testing, testing, one two three. Okay, the recorder is working. I am going to hide this under my wing when I go to interview Princess Celestia about the Ponyville Incident, and then I am going to leave it in her bedroom somewhere. Hopefully I can get the scoop on the entirety of the incident.



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Wind Chaser: Hello, your royal highness.



Princess Celestia: Hello, Wind Chaser, was it? I know that you are going to want to interview me about the Ponyville Incident.



Wind Chaser: Yes, how did you know?



Princess Celestia: That is all anypony in Equestria wants to interview me about. It's the biggest story since the Cutie Pox outbreak in the Paleopony Period.



Wind Chaser: So, Question One: The public wants to know why you placed the magical bubble over Ponyville. Didn't you think there was a chance those ponies could be saved?



Princess Celestia: Well...I...I did what I had to...to protect the rest of Equestria from the parasprites. If I...If I hadn't done so, well, who knows what could have happened to the rest of Equestria....I...don't want to talk about this anymore.



Wind Chaser: But, that was only the first question!



Princess Celestia: I am sorry, but I am going to have to ask you to leave the Palace. Guards, escort this young filly out.



Guard: Yes Princess Celestia. This way ma'am.



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THE RECORDER CAN BE HEARD DROPPING TO THE GROUND. PARTS OF THIS RECORDING HAVE BEEN OMITTED, AS THEY ARE MOSTLY SILENCE AND WHITE NOISE.



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PRINCESS CELESTIA CAN BE HEARD PACING BACK AND FORTH IN HER CHAMBERS.



Princess Celestia: I...I don't know...why..why? I am so sorry Ponyville. I am sorry Cheerilee, Carrot Top. I am sorry Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity. I am sorry....Twilight Sparkle....



PRINCESS CELESTIA CAN BE HEARD SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY.



Princess Celestia: There...there was a way I could have saved them...all of them, oh, but it wouldn't have been possible! Yes, yes it would have Celestia. You should have saved Ponyville. You should have-



IT IS ASSUMED HERE THAT THE HARD DRIVE FILLED, THE DEVICE RECORDED FOR OVER 3 DAYS.



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