"GREY STORM!" Guy Hero shouted from across the military storage room, full of tanks and ammo crates, "I'm here to finally end you!" The huge buff black man with his dark afro and purple star sunglasses stood pointing at the Grey Storm.
"Well, I mean..." Grey Storm said very unsurely and monotone, "I guess that's okay, if you gotta do what you gotta do." He wore a grey leotard and mask, with a grey cape blowing in the wind.
"Aren't you going to put up a fight?" Guy Hero asked as he pulled his guitar machine gun from his back. "Defend your honor, Grey Storm!"
"Nah, I'm fine." Grey Storm said, "But if you really want me to, I will, I guess." He stood there, surrounded by Military equipment, with US Army guards surrounding the two supermen.
Guy Hero aimed his Machine Guitar and fired a string of anti-armor bullets at Grey Storm. They ran him through, going in one end, and coming out the other, bringing with them great deals of blood. But Grey Storm seemed unfazed. "Why won't you die?!" Guy Hero shouted.
"I mean, I don't really want to." Grey Storm said, "But if you really want to kill me I guess you can try."
Guy Hero kept firing, and bringing with him almost all of Grey Storm's blood. But the Grey Storm still stood there, perfectly fine. Guy Hero shouted in rage as he charged to his nemesis. He grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, and started pounding his gut with his fist. But Grey Storm still didn't show any emotion.
"GUY HERO!" Shouted a voice as the door to the storage room clanged open. He was wearing a red cape and cowl, and wielding a Swordfish.
"Florida Man!" Guy Hero shouted as he dropped Grey Storm, who laid on the floor and took a nap. "What are you doing here?" The Army pointed their guns at the notorious Super villain Florida Man.
Florida Man charged at Guy Hero, who charged back at him. They met in the middle in a flurry of massive black fists and swordfish, uhh, I don't know what you would call that. Snout? Horn? That sharp bit.
Anyway, before the guards could fire, Guy Hero was in the fray, and they didn't want to hurt him.
Grey Storm got up and left, without anyone noticing, and found what he was looking for: a door labeled: Classified. Two Army Guards were posted by it, and aimed at Grey Storm as he approached. "Halt!" One said, "Nobody is allowed beyond this point. What is your purpose for being here?"
"Ehh, nothing, really. I just wanted to see what was behind this door."
"turn around now, sir." The other guard warned, "Or else we will have to use deadly force."
"I mean, If you gotta do what you gotta do, I guess that's okay."
They both fired, but since their bullets weren't anti-armor, they deflected right off Grey Storm's skin, and back at them, killing them both. Grey Storm shrugged it off and entered the Classified door.
Inside, he found walls lined with massive batteries, and four massive tubes from all cardinal directions coming from the walls and into a giant sphere in the center. The same thing was on the top, and the two spheres shot lightning between each other. he room was filled with scientists and military officials.
One of which, The United States Secretary of Defense, no less, shouted at him, "You there! You're not supposed to be here!" Upon hearing this, several Army Guards fired upon Grey Storm, but once again, their bullets were worthless, and ricocheted around the room, killing several scientists, and even wounding the Secretary of Defense. He leaned on the wall, before sliding down, accidentally pulling the "Activate" switch.
The two spheres on the floor and ceiling sparked and shot at each other, before finally, the lightning was constant, and a portal opened in the lab.
With all this racket, Guy Hero turned to look, and the guards outside took this chance to taze Florida Man, who fell to the ground, incapacitated.
Guy Hero charged up behind Grey Strom, picked him up by the neck and bottom, and chucked him into the portal.
Grey Storm was sucked into the portal, and vanished, not even leaving so much as a whimper. Guy Hero now turned to the Secretary of Defense, and observed his wound.
"Where's the Gauze?" Guy Hero shouted at one of the guards.
He ran off to get it, and Guy Hero looked into the eyes of the Secretary, "Guy... Hero." The Secretary said, "That portal... It goes somewhere unpredictable."
"Don't worry, Sir." Guy Hero said, "I'll go after Grey Storm, no matter where that portal leads."
"No." The official said, "It's too Dangerous, Guy Hero."
The guard came back with the gauze wrap, and Guy Hero tightened it around the Secretary's shoulder, where the gunshot had been. "You don't understand, Mister Secretary. I have to go after Grey Storm."
"You're the most important hero we have on Earth, Guy Hero." the Secretary of Defense said, coughing up blood, "We can't have you risking your life like this..."
Guy Hero replied, "I have to do this, Mister Secretary. Grey Storm did this to you, I can't let him get away with it."
The secretary wheezed harder and harder, as he outstretched his hand, and laid it on Guy Hero. "I beg you..." He coughed up more blood, and continued, wheezing as he did so, "... Don't do it, Guy... Hero..." The United States Secretary of Defense let out one long breath, and his arm went limp and cold.
The portal took Grey Storm through several different stars and planets, but he was uninterested, and just sat there in the vortex, playing his Gameboy Ultimate Advanced 5000. He eventually was shot out of the portal, and landed on a stone road, right in front of four tall white legs.
Grey Storm Looked up, and saw a tall, white, horned, winged horse, towering above him. "Who are you?" She demanded.
"Ehh, They call me Grey Storm, but if you don't want to, you can call me something different, I guess. I mean, I'm not gonna force you to call me that, if you don't want to. Who are you?" He asked.
"I am Princess Celestia," She said, "I am Ruler of Equestria and all her provinces. Welcome, Grey Storm."