//------------------------------// // Chapter 11 // Story: Stopping the NightMare cult // by superfunnelc //------------------------------// "I can not believe that we spent over 500 bits on candy, junk food, and movies." Said Hercules as we walked towards Pony Jo's. "The movie night was worth every bit." I said as we rounded the corner to Pony Jo's. "How long do we have until the recruits arrive?" Said Hercules. "30 minutes. Wanna go get some coffee?" I said. "Why not." Said Hercules as we entered Pony Jo's "Good morning sir. What can I get for you." Said Pony Jo as he walked out from the back room, and just starred at the two of us. "Are you alright?" I said to Pony Jo who was just staring at us, with his mouth wide open. "Hello?" Said Hercules as he waved his hoof in front of Pony Jo's face. "This should work." I said Pulling out my sword, and shocking Pony Jo, who immediately regains focus. "So sorry your highness, I was just shocked that you would even consider entering my humble shop." Said Pony Jo bowing. "You don't need bow, and just call me Hercules." Said Hercules as Pony Jo got up. "Now, what can I get for you two?" Said Pony Jo. "I'll take two blueberry cake doughnuts, two chocolate sprinkle doughnuts, and a cup of black coffee please." I said. "And for you Hercules?" Said Pony Jo. "Same thing." Said Hercules. "Very well, that will be 12 bits please." Said Pony Jo as he got our order. "Here you go." I said giving the 12 bits to Pony Jo, in exchange for our order. "I will take those." Said Hercules taking his half of the order as we sat down at a table, as a group of stallions entered. "Good morning guys. You guys want the usual?" Asked Pony Jo. "Yes." Replied one of the stallions, who sounded quite familiar. "Hey, Hercules." I said in a hushed tone. "Ya?" Said Hercules taking a pause from stuffing his face. "Do those ponies sound familiar?" I said. "The voice sounds familiar, but I can't tell." Said Hercules. "Well, then try to get a good look at their faces." I said. "Okay." Said Hercules as he slowly peeked his head our from behind his coffee cup, and then withdrew it after 40 seconds. "Well, who are they?" I said. "Take a look for your self." Said Hercules. "Fine." I said as I peeked my head out from I saw that the group of stallions were the fathers of our closest friends as well as our marefriends. "What are the odds?" Said Hercules as he took another look at the group. "Hey!" Said Twilight's father, Orion. "What is it Orion?" Said Flutter-Shy's father Wall-Flower. "It's nothing, it's just that stallion over there keeps looking at us." Said Orion as he began to slowly walk over to us. "Orion, just let it go." Said Dizty's father Post-Stamp. "No, Post-Stamp they are hiding something I fell it." Said Orion as he approached the table where we were sitting. "You are dead." I said to Hercules. "Why me, why not you?" Said Hercules. "Because I did not have sex with his daughter." I said as Orion came up next to the table. "Well, well, well. Looks like I found the masterminds behind operation vodka in the punch." Said Orion laughing as the rest of the group approached us. "Good to see you guys again." Said Wall-Flower. "Hey Wall-Flower, did Flutter-Shy tell you the good news?" Said Hercules. "What news?" Said Wall-Flower. "Oh, just that Flutter-Shy is pregnant with SeaBreeze's foal." Said Hercules. "Why would you do that?" I said. "You took my baby girl's innocence!" Fumed Wall-Flower as he advanced towards me. "Flutter-Shy got me drunk, and took advantage of me, the first time." I said slowly backing up. "What?" Said Wall-Flower calming down a bit. "Flutter-Shy got me drunk, and took advantage of me the first time." I said. "The first time?!" Said Wall-Flower regaining his fury. "Ya, that was the first time. The second time was more consensual." I said. "Oh, well if she agreed to it then I have no problem with that." Said Wall-Flower as Vinetion entered. "Morning Vine." Said Pony Jo. "Morning Jo." Said Vinetion. "You want the usual?" Said Pony Jo. "Yes." Said Vinetion. "Vine what are you doing here? You have 15 minutes until the carriage arrives." I said as Vine came over to us. "So what are you guys talking about?" Said Vine as she took a seat with her coffee that Pony Jo handed her. "We are just talking about the fact that SeaBreeze had sex with Wall-Flower's daughter." Said Hercules. "Oh, while we are on that topic, I think that Orion should know something." I said. "You better not." Said Hercules. "What should I know?" Said Orion. "Oh nothing, just that Twilight, and Hercules had sex a few days ago." I said. "What!?" Yelled Orion. "And didn't you say that if Twilight's dad found out that you, and her had sex that you would be as sore as Twilight's flank?" I said. "What?!" Yelled Orion even more before he was interrupted by his watch beeping. "Well, looks like we have to be going now. See you guys later." Said Post-Stamp, and the other fathers pushed Orion out the door. "I am so dead." Said Hercules. "Ya, you are." I said. "I hate you." Said Hercules. "Love you too, bro." I said before the rest of Omega Team began to file in. "Alright ponies listen up. The carriage arrives in ten minutes, get food, drinks, and reading material because it's going to be a long time until we reach the camp." I said as the team began to frantically run around order food, and coffee as well as running to the bookstore next door. *10 minutes later* "The bus is here. Put your luggage in the storage compartment below, and get on the bus. Do not forget your carry on bag, because after we begin to move we are not stopping." I said as the team began to load their bags. "I thought you said that we were taking a carriage not a bus." Said Ice. "It's a carriage bus okay. Now move it!" I yelled at Ice as he quickly stored his white duffel and ran to the other side of the bus to bored. "Thanks for doing this Dimitri, you didn't have too." I said approaching the lone stallion that was pulling the bus. "It is the least I could do comrade, after you arrested Blue-Blood." Said Dimitri. "Hey are you sure that you don't need somepony to help you." I said. "I am the strongest pony in all of Prussia." Said Dimitri. "I'll take that as a yes." I said getting onto the bus. "I miss Ditzy." I heard Graze say. "Alright ponies listen up, we have about a 5 hour trip ahead of us, there is a bathroom in the back, your seats are stocked with pamphlets about our mission as well as some magazines Hercules stole from Luna's bedroom, and you chairs are comfy to sleep in." I said. "I stole them?" Said Hercules. "Alright Dimitri let's go." I said sticking my head out the window. "Hey do you think that he paparazzi have seen me get on the bus." Said Hercules as we began to move. "Don't be silly Hercules there is no way that they saw you. Wait a second, ya they saw you, and their is a large group of them chasing us on the ground, as well as a large formation of Pegasuses flying over head." I Said. "What do we do now?" Asked Hercules. "Don't worry." I said before pulling out a radio "We have bogeys in the air, as well as on our tail, over." I said into the radio. "Roger, blockade is set up, and Pegasuses guards are in the air." Said the radio, as the reporters in the sky were surrounded by Pegasuses guards, and forced to land. "Dimitri, there will be a blockade up ahead the gate will be open, do not slow down." I said leaning out the window. "Okay, comrade." Said Dimitri as the blockade neared. "We are though, close the gate." I said into the radio. "Roger." Came the reply as the gate closed blocking the earth pony, and unicorn reporters. "Alright it's smooth sailing from here." I said as I closed my eyes. *3rd person POV* "You sure this is going to work Vine?" Said Graze. "Relax poison joke is harmless. Unless you get it on your self." Said Vinetion. "Um, okay." Said Graze. "Now watch this." Said Vinetion as she placed a bit of poison joke on Ice's shoulder pillow. "Ah, I have my You-Pod, I got my shoulder pillow. Nothing can go wrong." Said Ice as he fished his You-Pod out of his saddle bag, and put his shoulder on. "What happens now?" Asked Graze. "You'll see." Said Vinetion as Ice began to turn red. "Why is it so hot in here?" Said Ice looking around, before finally looking at his coat. "Holy buck! I'm on fire. Help! Get a bucket of water!" Screamed Ice as he ran around the bus screaming before Red-Cross administered a knock out punch to Ice's face. "What was that?" Said BlueBreeze taking off his sleep mask. "Ice just caught on fire, or he thought he did." Laughed Vine, and Graze. "Wait, how did that not wake up SeaBreeze?" Asked CrackShot "SeaBreeze is hard to wake up at times. Once he slept though a tornado.(True story)" Said Hercules. "Oh, Flutter-Shy." Said SeaBreeze in his sleep. "Let's never speak of this ever again." Said Hercules. "Agreed." Said Everyone else minus Ice who was still passed out on the floor. *5 hours later, SeaBreeze's POV* "Mom, just a few more minutes, don't raise the sun yet." I said While blinking my eyes. "We are here." shouted Dimitri. as I stood up I noticed Ice passed out on the floor. "Good old Camp Omega." I said as I walked out of the bus. *end of chapter* (A/N: Sorry for not a much stuff as you would have liked but I am on a limited schedule, and also HOW KEEPS THUMBING DOWN MY STORY, I THINK IT IS Cheese deluxe. any way don't forget to comment and thumb up.