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// SCP-1485 (Crossover) 
// Story: Itty-Bitty Bite Size Stories 
// by gallagsp the corgi 
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Dr. Bright sat at his computer, typing away to fill in the required forms for the latest specimen aquired by the foundation. He froze suddenly, looking away from the monitor and to a blank wall in his office. The surface of the wall rippled and then a pink appendage poked through the liquid surface. The rest soon followed, and Bright found himself nose-to-snout with the specimen he was writting a report on.

"Fourteen-eighty-five, I told you you can't breach containment."

"But its so boring in there!" The pink equine responded. "I came by to see what you were up to, Jackie!"

"I told you, call me Jack or call me Bright. Jackie's a woman's name."

"But I've seen you in a woman before!" Pinkie pointed to the red gemstone surrounded in decorative silver in Dr. Bright's hand. "And that thingamajig is responsible!"

"Pinkie-"

Pinkie gasped. "You actually called me by my name! YES! We're making progress." She rubbed her hooves together. "Everything is going according to plan, doctor. Step two of my 'Make Dr. Jack Bright my best human friend ever so that I can have human friends' plan is to sing a silly song that will warm your heart and raise your spirits!"

"Please no." Bright shrunk down into his chair. He briefly considered pushing the red button under his desk to call a containment  breach, but he knew it would do no good. And he didn't want to fill out paperwork for the mass amount of panic and casualties that would follow.

Pinkie sang her song. In as loud a voice as she could.

"JACKIE IS MY BEST-EST FRIEND FROM THE HUMAN WORLD!
HE WORKS FOR THE FOUNDATION KEEPING SECRET STUFF
HE CAN CHANGE BODIES WITH THAT SECRET KIND OF STUFF
HE'S FRIENDLY ON THE INSIDE BUT OUTSIDE HE ACTS ALL TOUGH!"

"Pinkie, please. Do me a favor and go back into containment before they realize you're missing."

"Aw. Do I have to?"

"I'll schedule you an appointment with SCP-999."

"The tickle monster?"

"Yes. That one."

"YAY! I love him, he's so super duper nice and he tickles really good and makes me laugh and-" Pinkie was cut off as she phased back through the wall. Bright turned back to his computer and continued to fill out paperwork. Then it happened.

He cracked a smile.