7 Stories of Discord

by NavyBr0wnie


A game of thrones

"This is my world now Alicorns!!" Discord barked as he brought down a shower of knives on the two Alicorns that stood before him. Discord laughed maniacally as the two sisters dodged the sharp objects.

"Discord, we will not rest till you are brought down" One said. This Alicorn was a dark purple with a Crescent moon on a piece of space for a cutie mark.

"Oh look at that... Celestia your sister seems to talk pretty big considering her size" discord said as he appeared behind the older white alicorn.

"Get away from me" Celestia barked as jumped away from the now floating head of discord.

"Hey, that's not nice I was using your mane as a body" Discord said as his own body began to Re-materialize from the ground up. Celestia and Luna just watched in slight disgust.

"Discord quit fooling around and get this over with" Celestia barked dominantly. 

"Oh fine... Party pooper" Discord said as his mouth rotated 180 degrees. "You wanna fight?... Try this on for size" 

Celestia watched as Discord grew in size almost 14 times her size. He looked on them with a wide smile as he brought a foot down on the two Alicorns. Celestia and Luna dodged out of the way sending large bolts of energy from their horns to the overgrown son of chaos.

"Ohwhowho stop stop that tickles" Discord taunted as he returned by launching a dark red lightening from his mouth. Luna countered with a barrier of energy as Celestia flew up near his heard still firing bolts of energy.

"To much for you discord?" Celestia screamed as she came down swooping past his face.

"On the contrary it may be not enough" Discord said as he exploded into hundreds and hundred of miniature versions of himself. Celestia and Luna were showered in him. Biting, Scratching and Overall just being annoying he continued. 

"Ugh... Get off me" Celestia said as she dive bombed downwards like a bullet. Soon the little discord flew off like shreads of nasal tissue in the wind. 

"Luna, Stand ready!" Celestia screamed as she swooped down then upwards taking the purple alicorn with her almost in a clothesline. They curved upwards as the air was passed downwards. Their speed was so fast that They continuously broke the sound barrier Sending large shockwaves through the sky like a pebble skipping on water. Once they got enough hight they stopped and looked down on the world below.

"What now" Luna asked looking at her sister. Celestia looked away thinking.

"Well have to use Harmony to defeat him" Celestia said holdin out a hoof. Luna shook her head and smiled. The two mares hugged as both's eyes began to glow a bright white and an aura of color encircled them. Celestia began to mumble a few words as the white light began to grow. Back on the ground discord finally materialized looked up to the light.

"What... Are they doing?" he said trying to get a lock on their location. The two mares continued spinning like a top. A rainbow of colors spun at high speeds and began to come down like a drill of great energy. Discord watched as a colorful cone of energy burned through the dark grey chaotic clouds. He was taken aback by the energy coming down on him. He finally figured out what was coming and tried to make an escape.

"For Whom the bell tolls discord" he heard from the cone as it impacted him from behind. He felt his legs become immobile and he body hardened like rock he watched as a stone skin crawled up his body. He tried to scream but was silence before a breath could be made to do so. The two mares lowered touching the ground watching the petrified creature bofore them.

"And that's how it's done" Luna said boastfully. Celestia just looked down at her sister with a look that could be like The f***'s wrong with you?

"Eh... Sorry... So what do we do with him?" Luna asked. Celestia looked down.

"I'm sure somepony will figure out something" Celestia replied walking away. Luna looked down at the statue. 

"Maybe we should send him to the moon?" Luna said catching up to her sister. Celestia ignored the comment but couldn't help but laugh at it

------------------Authors Note------->
Do note that this story was actually written before Luna spoke in archaic/Shakespearean terminology.... So blame laziness to change it.