Ponykarts: The Grand Canterlot Race

by LikeaBaws


Canterlot/Ponyvile

"Alright racers!" Derpy says. "Your job is to get to the human world and a human will continue from there. But first, you must pass through all of Canterlot, and get to the Everfree Forest by passing Ponyville. I'll meet you there. On your mark..."

The racers once again was ready to push that pedal, slowly starting the engine.


"Set..."


The crowd got louder...and louder...and the racers ears started to sound them out until that final word came in.



"GO!!"

The racers once again took off from Canterlot and went down the mountain. This...is when the fun begins.

"Hey Gilda!" Rainbow called, running into a item box and getting a bob-omb.

"What?!" Gilda asked in frustration.

"Feel the rainbow, TASTE THE RAINBOW!!" Rainbow yelled as she threw the bomb. "Wait...what?!" Gilda caught the bomb...and it exploded.

"GAH!!" Gilda said painfully as her kart did a freaking front flip, making her kart stop and her engine boil.

Rainbow laughed at her failure as the mountain demanded a sharp left turn. But since her handling sucks, she slid off the mountain. "I hate when this happens..." Derpy says as she went to pick Rainbow up.

Twilight was doing a excellent job at bring in fourth place. She ran into the item list and landed on three mushrooms. "Yes!" She said. Unfortunatley, they had to go through a U shaped canyon advoiding boulders.

"Why is their so much stuff here?!" Spike asked, becoming in third place.

"Thee agree's with dragon!" Luna says, becoming in second place.

"And like Rainbow says, prepare to be owned!" Twilight says. She took a hard right and went up into the air, performing an epic trick and landing on the ground, giving her an extra boost.

"Hey everypony!" Spike called. "Let's do what Twilight's doing!"

They all performed tricks to avoid the boulders and it successfully worked. Twilight threw her mushroom as soon as she was gonna hit the air, passing Spike and Luna, and right behind Celestia. She used another mushroom, once again pushing forward and becoming in first place, passing Celestia. "Hmm, my faithful student, we meet again." Celestia says.

"Yes, Princess. But I'm going to win this whether you like it or not!" Twilight says with triumph.

"I don't think so." Celestia says, pushing her item button. She sent out the blue turtle, and it made her crash into a boulder, and becoming in sixth place. "Hope you like the gift, Twilight Sparkle!" Celestia says.

Not only that, but the blue turtle collided with Twilight, now making her become in 12th place. "Ugh...I hate that shell." Twilight says.

Meanwhile, Applejack caught up with Gilda, who just happened to pass 'All the losers' in quote, and becoming in 9th place. "Welcome, Gilda, to pony war!" Applejack says.

"Yeah right! Eat this!" Gilda says as she brought out her King Mushroom and shoved it in her engine. She rapidly hit the boost button and she sped off that would even make Rainbow Dash proud. Speaking of Rainbow Dash, she just happened to catch up to Applejack. "Sup." she said.

"Hey Rainbow!" Applejack said with a smile.

"By the way, sorry I don't have your order, but all we have you eating is my dust!" Rainbow said as she grabbed her POW item, and raised it up in the air.

It got smaller, and smaller, but it caused a huge earthquake, forcing everyone to crash either on the side, or fall to the ground, being saved by Derpy. Rainbow, however, was unaffected by the earthquake and sped up to 6th place. Applebloom was doing an awesome job, keeping in 4th place. Using a green shell, forcing Spike to back up, and appear side to side. "Guess were evenly matched, huh?" Spike asked.

"Not when Ah leave faster than your slow kart." Applebloom says.

"Are you trying to test my skills?" Spike asked.

"Who wouldn't?" Applebloom asked as she ran into the item box as well as Spike. Their items spun and spun, until Spike had three green shells, and Applebloom also landed on green shells. "Wanna make an alliance?" Spike asked.

"Don't those always go bad?" Applebloom asked.

"Sometimes, but if one of us wins, we can share it with your friends, and Rarity!" Spike says.

"Are you only doing this for Rarity?"

"Shut up. Do you want an alliance or not?" Spike asked. Applebloom thought about this, but then a red turtle came in and forced Applebloom to hit the rails.

"You did that on purpose!"

"I have green shells!"

Applebloom's kart was still hitting the rails, until the rails...ended and almost made Applebloom fall. Spike stopped his kart and went to help Applebloom. "I gotcha!" Spike says.

Trixie came up with an evil smirk and she stops next to them. "Poor little dwagon wants to save her! To bad he's gonna be in last place!" Trixie mocked and took off, getting dirt in Spike's eyes. He pulled Applebloom up, and fell on the ground, trying to wipe the dirt off.

"Alright, I'll join." She says.

"To win first place?"

"To win first place."

Derpy came up from the cliff with Applebloom's kart, and gently set it next to Spike's. "Might wanna hurry, their almost at the Everfree Forest!" Derpy says.

"Which way is the fastest shortcut to pass the Everfree Forest?" Spike asked.

"Going through Maple Treeway. Why?"

"Then where does it take us?"

"Celestia's Mushroom Gorges. That's where your heading next."

Spike got into his kart as well as Applebloom. "Thanks for the information." He says as they both take off. However, their was one person, hiding in last place to take that shortcut. And that my friend...was Gilda the Griffon.

"Heh, knew I should've waited." She says as she heads in her kart. She follows the two into Maple Treeway while the others head into Everfree Forest.

This is gonna be one heck of a trip. Let's see the rally, shall we. The people who made it to the 1/10 checkpoints are:

1st Celestia
2nd Twilight Sparkle
3rd Luna
4th Scootaloo
5th Big Mac
6th Pinkie Pie
7th Rainbow Dash
8th Fluttershy
9th Rarity
10th Sweetie Belle
11th Applejack
12th Trixie
13th Applebloom
14th Spike
15th Gilda

Prepare for the next track: Everfree Forest/Maple Treeway!