//------------------------------// // Chapter 1 // Story: Time's Derp // by Blue Jewel //------------------------------// The scared gray pegasus looked down in fear. This is what I get for following that mysterious unicorn. She looked at the unicorn his coat was light blue and his mane was dark gray. Derpy's wings and front arms were tied behind her back with a rope controlled by a pulley which the unicorn has control over. Under her were razor sharp needles, the point soaked with a rattlesnake's venom. "You'll never get away with this!" Derpy screamed trying to break free. "Ugh I hate it when ponies say that! Plus I already have!" said the unicorn with a heavy German accent, who was laughing manically as he pushed to red button. Self destruct in 3 minutes Derpy panicked and struggled to get free "Help somepony please help!" pleaded Derpy at the top of her lungs. "Forget it! No pony can save you now! BWHAHAHAHA!" the unicorn laughed again "I beg to differ!" charged in the Doctor. "Doctor!" screamed the now happy pegasus. "Hello!" piped the brown earth pony. "Help me!" panicked Derpy. "Hm? Oh right!" the Doctor rushed towards Derpy and untied her, Derpy flew down in front of the Doctor. "Thank you Doctor!" she hugged the Doctor. He felt butterflies in his stomach. And cut! Ok, everybody it's a wrap we'll finish this scene tomorrow! announced a pale green earth pony, whose cutie mark had lights and a camera. Yep, that's the director of the show "Doctor Whooves and Assistant", starring Time Turner and Ditzy Doo or aka Derpy Hooves. Ditzy and Time have been really close friends ever since foal school. "Hey Time!'' exclaimed the pegasus. "Oh hey, Derpy! I loved your acting, you've gotten really good over the past few years." said Time with a grin on his face. "Thanks, so did you! Anyways I was hoping if you wanted to hang out later and go to Sugarcube Corner?" "Of course, I would love to! What time do you wanna go?" "How about around 4:30?" asked Derpy "Sure that sounds great! See you then! Bye!" Time Turner smiled and squealed with delight as soon as she was out of view. They didn't notice the light blue unicorn listening to their conversation. Time starts to walk off a heads for home, on the way he starts thinking Do I like Derpy? What's not to like, her beautiful golden amber eyes sparkle every time she smiles, and her silky blonde mane shimmers in the light. Time Turner shook his head. I really need to stop watching soap operas. Time Turner finally got home and took a nap. When he woke it was 4:00. "Well time to get ready!" Time Turner smiled. Time happily got up from his bed and trotted over to the mirror and combed his mane. He often caught himself humming a catchy tune. He wore the green tie that Derpy gave him for his birthday last week. He looked at himself one last time in the mirror and walked to Sugarcube Corner. "Hi Time! I'm glad you made it! I was just talking to Henry." Henry's coat was light blue and his mane was gray, he is the same unicorn that plays the evil "Victor Bloodcraze". "Oh hey Henry!" Time cursed under his breath "What are you doing here?" Time asked annoyingly. "Well I wanted to try some muffins, blueberry are my favorite." Henry replied he looked at Derpy and said it loud enough for her to hear. Derpy gasped "Wow really? Those are my favorite kind of muffins too!" "Of course they're his favorite muffins." Time muttered under his breath. "Did you say something Time?" Derpy asked. "Erhm..no Derpy it's nothing really." Time smiled at the pegasus. "Oh ok so I'll just go ask for some blueberry muffins, I'll come back in a bit!" Derpy smiled and walked towards Mrs. Cake. "So 'Henry' what are you really doing here?" Time sneered at the unicorn who had a sheepish grin on his face. "I overheard you and Derp talking and I decided to tag along as well." Henry chuckled meanly. "First of all it's Derpy not 'Derp' and you are 20 years old, you shouldn't act like a foal eavesdropping on ponies conversations that have nothing to deal with you!" Time huffed clearly bothered at Henry. "Oh Time!" Henry playfully punched Time arm a little too hard, "When are you going to realize that wall eyes likes me and not you, you're just jealous." "Wall eyes! How dare you! Derpy's eyes are beautiful! and ME?!? jealous of you? I'll show you jea-" before Time could do anything, Derpy jumped in. "Hey guys! I got two blueberry muffins and a chocolate chip muffin for Time." Derpy smiled and handed everypony their muffins. "Oh Derpy, you remembered!" Time smiled and took a bite. "Of course I did what kind of friend would I be if I didn't remember your favorite muffin?" Time couldn't help but blush at the mare's response. After everyone was finished eating the muffins, Time and Derpy said goodbye and planned to have lunch another day. They both went to their separate houses. Time sighed, jumped on his bed, and couldn't help but think about Derpy. How dare he, calling her wall eyed as if she was just a piece of trash. Her eyes are beautiful. No why am I- oh forget it! I'm in love. Nothing wrong with it! Time fell asleep dreaming about him and Derpy watching Celestia's beautiful sunset.