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// Chapter Number Whatever Comes After Three And Before Seven Or Is It Nine? 
// Story: Twaylite Sporkul 
// by Cheesey Microwave 
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	The thing that had said the words was none other than Trixie Lulamoon. Everyone turned around and ignored her completely. Trixie roared like a lion and shot a huge beam of magic at everypony. "PAY ATTENTION TO TRIXIE! NOW!"
Twaylite Sporkul sighed. "Trixie, nopony cares. Last time you came here, you were just a braggy brat."
"But now the Great and Powerful Trixie has something to back it up!" Trixie showed off her new necklace, the Alicorn Amulet. Trixie shot a beam at everypony. Instead of magenta, it was red colored magic. Trixie laughed evilly. "Finally, the Great and Powerful Trixie will be the ultimate unicorn!"
"Too bad you're not an ALICORN, 'cause then you'd be as good as Twaylite Sporkul!" Pinkie Pie laughed.
Twaylite Sporkul facehoofed. Trixie stared at Twaylite Sporkul's wings, then used her magic to take them and dye them the color of Trixie's coat. "The Great and Powerful Trixie is now the Wonderful and Magnificent Princess Trixie Lulamoon! Bow to me!" Since she was a princess, everyone except Twaylite Sporkul bowed. Twaylite Sporkul ran to the Everfree Forest.
Twaylite Sporkul burst into Zecora's hut and started screaming. "ZECORA TRIXIE STOLE MY WINGS AND NOW SHE'S A PRINCESS!"
Zecora sighed. "Little filly, you have much to learn. I know it is for wings you yearn. But you must be patient and tricky. Otherwise, your wings will belong to Trixie."
"So, can you give me a potion that will kill Trixie?"
"Well, I must say to do so, we must make a deal. You have to find me jewel-encrusted wheels."
"WHAT?!" Twaylite Sporkul groaned and conjured up fifteen wheels encrusted in beautiful gemstones. "Fine. Now what?"
"Roll these wheels after your enemy. Soon you'll find around here she won't be seen." Zecora sighed and went back to the cauldron, stirring and mumbling to herself.
Twaylite Sporkul grabbed the wheels and galloped to Ponyville. Twaylite Sporkul waved the wheels in front of Trixie's face. Trixie began screaming. "Are those WHEELS?! The Wonderful and Magnificent Princess Trixie Lulamoon doesn't trust WHEELS!"
Twaylite Sporkul laughed triumphantly. "Give me my wings back!"
"Fine. Do you want me to take the Mayor out of the birdcage as well?" Trixie gave Twaylite Sporkul Twaylite Sporkul's wings back. 
"Nah, nopony really cares about her." Twaylite Sporkul stroked her fluffy wings. Rainbow Dash and Sonic were racing in the background.
The mayor yelled from her cage, "Can I have some food?"
"Sorry, I ate it all." Twaylite Sporkul waved the wheels in Trixie's face. "Are you going to leave now, or do I have to-"
"I'LL GO! I'LL GO! But this isn't the last of me! Mark my words, Twaylite Sporkul, I WILL return, and I WILL win!" Trixie ran away crying like a baby. "No more wheels, no more wheels, no more wheels..."
Twaylite Sporkul shook Twaylite Sporkul's head. "I can't believe how crazy everything has been lately! Firs Discord was reformed, then I became a princess, then a bunch of other crazy stuff happened. It's crazy, I tell you, crazy! What's next? Another magic antagonist that was a former student of my teacher's whose trying to take over Equestria with an army of brainwashed teenagers even though it's a ridiculous battle plan, as seeing Equestria has a huger amount of well trained guards that would do anything for their nation led by perhaps not the smartest but one of the best army leaders in this universe that we know of?"
"Uh..." A demonic red pony with creepy eyes that were completely black except for a light aqua blue iris and yellow-and-red striped mane stood at the door, shuffling her hooves uncertainly. Behind her was a huge crowd of teenage ponies, all brainwashed. There were a couple other demon ponies, one blue, the other orange. "Maybe this wasn't the best time to come through the portal..."
"You know about the portal?!" Twaylite Sporkul was shocked. "Only Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Mi Amore Cadenza know about that! Oh, and I know about it too."
"Well, duh, stupid. I was Celestia's student once, but then she wouldn't let me have any cake. So I found a portal to another world and took over. The high school, to be exact. Now, I'm finally going to get that delicious cake!" The pony laughed evilly again. "By the way, I'm Sunset Shimmer."
"EVERYPONY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Pinkie Pie bounced in front of everything. "IT'S SUNSET SATAN!" Everypony except for Twaylite Sporkul, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Applejack ran away as fast as they could.
Sunset Shimmer groaned and facehoofed. "Not Satan, SHIMMER! Sunset SHIMMER!"
"With the Elements of Harmony, we can defeat you! We just need Rainbow Dash..." Just then, Rainbow Dash trotted in, beaming. 
Behind her was Sonic, crying his eyes out. "It's not fair, it's not fair, I totally won, I never lose! I NEVER LOSE!"
Rainbow Dash facehoofed. "What a baby! Swallow your pride for once, dude! I won! You lost! Deal with it!' Sonic sniffled and walked away sobbing. "So, what's going on?"
"Well, we need to get the Elements of Harmony to defeat Sunset Satan!" Twaylite Sporkul thought for a moment. "Where was the last place I saw the Elements of Harmony?" 
Discord appeared and gave them their Elements of Harmony. "Here you guys go. I don't want them anymore. They were all pretty and shiny, but I have other shiny things, and they're even shinier than these! I hope you're not jealous!" He ran away laughing mischievously. 
The Mane Six put their Elements on and defeated Sunset Satan in a torainbow which is like a tornado except it's a rainbow colored tornado. The torainbow spread to the other demons and also stopped the mind corruption of the teenagers, who immediately began moping and whining about going home. Twaylite Sporkul sent them all back through the portal, including Sunset Shimmer and her ugly henchmen who looked exactly like Snips and Snails. Everything was back to normal.
Sorta.
Everything exploded and only one pony had survived.
Princess Luna looked around all the decay and sighed. "I TOLD Celestia not to eat that cake..."