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// Please Read. 
// Story: Doctor Whooves's First Crush 
// by TheOneWithTheStetson916 
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Hello. This isn't TheOneWithTheStetson. And before you start yelling about 'hacking', I have permission to be here. Because TheOneWithTheStetson is dead. She (Analisha was her real name), died a few months ago. She was killed by a man on her way back from shopping. The man was found and put in prison, and won't be coming out for a long time. Analisha wasn't my friend, or relative, or even acquaintance. She was my girlfriend, my soul mate, my mentor in all things wonderful and good. If any of you had met her, you would have liked her. Guaranteed. I loved her, and she loved me. In fact, this story, Doctor Whoove's First Crush, is a parody of how we met and began dating, with her being the Doctor and me being Ditzy. Anyways, I just thought you all should know. My darling Analisha, I pray you're up in Heaven somewhere, watching Doctor Who (with David Tennant, not Matt Smith), playing Portal 2 (I can still remember you crying after that stupid British sphere thing was shot into space), and eating Oreos (Double Stuffed, of course).
I love you, my rainbow alien. Always <3