Twaylite Sporkul rubbed Twaylite Sporkul's eyes and stared at Applejack in disbelief. "What happened?!"
"What're you talking about, sugarcube? This is always want I've done." Applejack finished the monstrosity on the sewing machine. "Do you like mah dress?"
"That's a DRESS?!" Twaylite Sporkul gasped and galloped to Sweet Apple Acres. Pinkie Pie had turned into Pinkamena and was trying to shove Granny Smith into the cider press.
"Oh, hi, Twaylite Sporkul. I'm just trying to make some cider, but stupid Granny won't-" She gave a final push and Granny Smith was gone. Cider leaked out of the press.
Twaylite Sporkul gagged in horror. Granny Smith wobbled out from under the cider press. "You coulda KILLED me, ya crazy pony!" She hobbled away, muttering under her breath.
Pinkamena sighed. Twaylite Sporkul saw that Pinkamena had Applejack's cutie mark. Twaylite Sporkul galloped away, panicking.
Rainbow Dash was racing with Sonic and wasn't affected by the spell.
Twaylite Sporkul ran around her library. "What am I gonna do?" Suddenly Twaylite Sporkul got a random idea. Twaylite Sporkul gathered all her friends together and made Applejack buck apples, Pinkamena entertain people, Rarity make dresses, and Fluttershy take care of animals. All of a sudden their lives flashed before their eyes and their cutie marks returned to normal. Twaylite Sporkul disappeared and everypony started screaming.
Twaylite Sporkul looked around. "Is this my subconscious?..."
Princess Celestia came out of nowhere. "Doesn't matter. It's time for you... to fulfill your desti-neeeeeeeeeee!"
"Wait, what's my destiny? Isn't my destiny technically my death? Are you going to kill me? Please don't, I promise I'll stop eating your cake when you're not looking!"
"Don't be silly, by des- wait, you eat my cake?" Celestia was shocked.
Discord's voice came out of nowhere. "Can we hurry up with this already?!"
"Discord?"
"Don't be silly, Twaylite Sporkul! Why would I need Discord? It's not like he can give/take away wings/horns and therefore is my only way of making you into an alicorn princess!" Celestia laughed.
"I thought I already told you, I don't WANT to be an alicorn princess!" Twaylite Sporkul began pouting.
Discord's voice appeared again. "Look, I'm outta here! Twaylite Sporkul, you get wings!" Twaylite Sporkul suddenly had wings on Twaylite Sporkul's back.
Twaylite Sporkul gasped. "I... I was going to be a princess all along?! Why didn't you say so?!"
Princess Celestia stared at Twaylite Sporkul blankly, then burst into tears and galloped away.
Rainbow Dash and Sonic were racing in the background.
Twaylite Sporkul woke up in her library, surrounded by all of Twaylite Sporkul's friends except Rainbow Dash who was racing with Sonic. "Guys, I'm an alicorn now!"
"Uh, we saw." Applejack sighed and trotted off. "Crazy Canterlot pony."
Rarity started squealing with delight. "I can design a whole new wardrobe for you! You'll need holes for the wings, and maybe a few crowns, saddles... plenty of jewels, of course..."
Twaylite Sporkul sighed and smiled. "You are all the best. And Rainbow Dash is awesome, too. I hope she wins."
Pinkie Pie started bouncing around. "Well, of COURSE she'll win! Now, let's have a party!"
Discord appeared out of nowhere with the grey pegasus again. "Look, I taught him a new trick!" Discord poked the grey pegasus' face. He blinked.
Twaylite Sporkul shook Twaylite Sporkul's head. "Well, at least we know he's alive."
"I want some butter." Discord screamed again and threw the pegasus again.
Twaylite Sporkul facehoofed. "Discord, if you want him to do something, why do you throw him whenever he talks?!"
"Because his voice is scary and annoying!" Discord's voice was annoying, more so than usual. Twaylite Sporkul facehoofed.
Out of nowhere, Derpy appeared. Muffins fell from the sky. A loud voice said, "And now for your daily dose of muffin." Derpy disappeared and so did the muffins. Hundreds of bronies ran after Derpy but soon lost sight of her. They all burst into tears.
Twaylite Sporkul shook Twaylite Sporkul's head. "Even as an all-powerful alicorn, I am powerless to stop this horror. If only Derpy would stay longer, we wouldn't have this brony infestation." Twaylite Sporkul began shooting beams of magic at the bronies, sending them back to their native planet one at a time.
Discord sighed and disappeared. Pinkie Pie had already decked out the library in full party attire or whatever. She began bouncing around hyperactively. "Party time!" She shoved a cupcake in Twaylite Sporkul's mouth. "CUPCAKE FOR THE ALICORN PRINCESS!"
Twaylite Sporkul swallowed the cupcake. The room was filled with random background ponies, all except for Derpy. A lone brony burst out crying. Twaylite Sporkul sent her back to her home planet. The background ponies chattered aimlessly. Pinkie Pie went around shoving cupcakes in everyone's mouth. Everything was going splendid, according to Pinkie Pie. But according to Twaylite Sporkul, something was wrong. She could feel it.
Out of nowhere, the most hideous creature anypony had ever seen appeared. It looked like it was from the planet Earth, but mutated horribly. The hair was long and ugly. It looked like it couldn't decide whether it was a boy or a girl.
Pinkie Pie gasped in horror. "It's.... it's... IT'S A JUSTIN BIEBER! EVERYPONY RUN FOR YOUR EARS' LIVES!" Everypony screamed and ran out. But Twaylite Sporkul stayed. Twaylite Sporkul had to be brave and defeat this gruesome monster.
The Justin Bieber began to sing. Twaylite Sporkul's ears began to bleed. Twaylite Sporkul shot a beam of magic at him, but it only made his horrid voice just a little quieter. Twaylite Sporkul made the beam of magic as strong as Twaylite Sporkul possibly could.
In a loud explosion, the Justin Bieber was silenced. It stared at Twaylite Sporkul, then said to Twaylite Sporkul in its horrible voice, "You cannot kill me. My fans keep me alive. As long as they are dumb enough to think what I sing is actual music, I SHALL LIVE ANOTHER DAY!"
Twaylite Sporkul sent it back to its home planet. "Earth beings... when will they learn the difference between music and... that?"
The background ponies returned and started cheering. "HOORAY FOR PRINCESS TWAYLITE SPORKUL!"
Twaylite Sporkul beamed. "I suppose being princess really WAS my destiny!"
"Of course it was, darling!" Rarity threw a fancy dress on Twaylite Sporkul. "Now, tell me what you think of this dress I made for you!"
Twaylite Sporkul sighed. "It's nice."
"NICE?! It can't just be nice! It has to be gorgeous, beautiful, exquisite, perfect in every way!" Rarity started crying. "This is THE! WORST! POSSIBLE! THING!"
"Actually, THIS is!" They all turned to see who had said such a thing.