//------------------------------// // Challenge Night // Story: The Random Establishment // by wacarb //------------------------------// (The following story was written in just over half an hour with no spell checking or going back to make changes or anything. It was a stupid idea, but that never stopped me before) One upon a time in the world of ponycill twilight was walking down the street but then she came across pinkie pie who was all like what up and things were all intense but everything was fine, and then some of the blues brothers walked or trotted or whatever and they were all like “we’re on a mission from God” which made no sense to Twilight cause she was celestia’s only student. The brothers were all like she aint no god and thats when it got thang, its was around about this time when a meateor made of tofu struck the town centre rarity was in there and spike was all “NOOOOOOOOOOOO’ but it didn’t matter cause Rarity tgot out in the end thanks to some quick thing by robo-but who was like robo cop but a butt instead of a cop but he still could’ve been a cop if he wanted. Applejack also had plans of her own. She was aiming to become a new criminal master mind like in that chow that I never watched I think Breaking Bad is about drugs or the mob or something, dunno. Anyway Applejack has this wicked mad plan that had to do with all the stuff I mentioned so far, somehow it would all come together but we’ll get to that later, I nthe meantime Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy was off in Cloudsdale wich is a stupid name but I don’t care, and they were both flying around, Fluttershy had just been diagnosed with alzhiemers but she didn’t have it yet but she was going to in the futer. It was looking grim for her and Rainbow Dash was trying to cheer her up. It was sad yet heartwarming at the same time. My nose is super itchy making this kinda hard bit ima keep going,. Argh so itchy . back to Piknie pie who might have been doing something. I can’t remember what it was so we start over for her. Pinkie was just finishing up at baking good sugar place corner and was taking the twins for a stroll through the park if there is one. On the way she saw Twilight arguing with the Blues Brothers about what is something they were talking about, and Pinkie didn’t like that cause it was making the babies cry. Pinkie came up with a song to sing to them When likfe is bad you gotta try. Listen to old Pinkie Pie I mean like stuff I say to you Toodle toodle toodle doo The actual song may have been better than that but sue me this is hard. The blues Brothers left content, and no one tell anyone or I might get sued, actually I think parody is OK so we call them the hues Brothers from now on even thought they are not in the story anymore. Tiwlight thanked Pinkie Pie and thats when they heard the noise of the town hall where Rarity was falling down,. I mean the Twon hall was falling down and Rarity was inside. They ran over as fast as they could, Spike was already there preparing to launch a thing maybe a rocket. Twilight told hime that was a bad idea but Spike was a rebel without a cuase, a Santa without a claus, a meno without a pause. Lololol. Anyway Spike fired the missle in an attempt to clear the debri but it accidently wen off in his claw hands and gave him a wicked burn, lucky dragons don’t burn so it didnt’ the debri had all disappeared, but in its place a final boss of the level but not of the game showed up, it was a giant pidgeon with lasers for eyes and just a whole lot of lasers. The birde didn’t poo on statues though so it was very difficult to know wheter or not to kille it cause on the one hand it doens’t poop but on the other hand I need the exp. Thats what Pinkie said cause she can break the fourth wall so screw it. Without any more missles The bird was able to fly up high and shoot its many lasers down at the ground some people spell it lazers but I don’t mind, we can all still get along. Twilight and the gang and Rarity was there now too I guess decided action was required, they decided to go get the rest of their friends but not Lyra cause she aint important enough its always the same 6 what’s up with that. First they went over to apple farm place, but little did they know that Applejack was the one who bought the Pidgeon from a shady dealer. But they didn’t know that which I may have said already, Apple jack was keen to stay aloof so she pretended hshe would help but was actually bad, boo on her I say. Earth ponies are so lame, Pinkie shoulda been a pegasus but w.e. know my scalp is itchy cause of dandruff, shoulda showered before doing this but too late. Know they had all the ground ponies, they needed the flyers as well, but Rainbow Dash was still trying to cheer up Fluttershy. Luckily FS eventually cheered up and now they are all together. Twilight said the need the elemnemnts of harmony, which arn’t as cool as the fifth element from the move with Bruce Willis but I guess that’s just personal opinion. What was the Fifhht element, was it just a perfect person or an abstract Idea like love or something, It has bee n a while since I’ve seen that move so I can’t really remember, I hink was was just orange hair chich but anyway lets move on. New paragraph hat Canter lot where they happy go lucky friends are trying to get the elementrs back fomr Celestia but the princess needed them too, it turned out there was a fire breathing tortoise with nipples for hand terrorizing the crystal ponies I can’t believe I just wrote that there is something seriously wrong with me. Twilight asked if they could clear up the laser pidgeon first but prncess celestia said no. I just remembered I wrote something about Robo Butt before but I can’t rememeber what it was. Anyway he shouws up in Canter lot and demands to see the Princess Celestia but she wasn’t there causde she left with the Mane6 to go clear up the nipple torotaise at the crystal pony city. At least nipple tortoise is a better villain than Sombra hey oh edgy. Princes Luna said she would see Robo butt instead but he was all like no. I neve even watched Robo cop, I don’t no why I brought him up spelling mistake there but it’s too late. Meanwhile at the crytal pony City which needs a shorter name. Twilight and here firends were done eating the tortoise which they made into soup, and Rarity made It shell into +3 armor but only had enought for 4 suits. They game them to the unicorns and earth ponies cause it’s too heay for pegasus which I now realize doesn’t make snese cause in the Christmas episoe the pegasus had armor but it’s too late now I gues I’m having reall trouble with the words no now and know sorry about that. Still itchy too where was I , tortoise is dead, And Rainbow Dash has mixecd feeling about thast cuase she has a pet tortoise and now she knows how delicious they taste but that’s a subplot for another day. Now that the Tortaoise was dead Twilight would finally be able to take the lemenets and destroy the Laser Pidgen who know also has neon burning claws but htere a bnetter name for that might be plasma WHY AM I SO ITCHY NOW OF ALL TIMES! Abyway now was the Time for Applejack to make her move , she stole the elements and kidnapped Rarity and Flutttershy cause they are pretty weak and easy to capture, Spike was killed by the tortoise in a very dramatic scene I forgot. Now Twilight pinke and RD had to save they are firends from Applejack, but even if they did that they still would not be able to defeat Pidgeon McGruff cause they would need Applejacks co operation with the elemts too what A dilemma , not sure about the capitol a there its just a thing, Meanwilhe AJ had Taken R and FS to her new lair. TS RD andPP had to break in by getting past the guard first but it was Big Mac who Twilight secretly loved cause screw Flutter Mac shipping. Big Mac also secretly loved Twilight so instead of fighting them offered them a riddle which if they soulved they could get past of course the riddle was In the end of all light Shrouded with might chase for the wind evil that sinned the answere was juicy fruit Big maclet them past but afte RD and PP went throught Twilight confessed her feeling and that she might have to kille applejack. Big Mac understood and they kissed and it was so very dramatic and well made that I won an award for it. But mostly just screw FlutterMac shipping. The three friends made it too the top where the others were now my nose is runny but I can’t stop yet this is what I call commitments I should tget a medal. Anyay they told AJ to give it up but secretly AJ wasn’t actually evil, she was just possessed but Discord who was evil now cause i prefer him that way. Discord showed his true form, that of a lady bug, and set about the demolish the tower the were on screw it I need a tissue brb sorry Im back i really needed to do that That was really bad for me cause I forgot a lot but now I remembered Everyone were able to put aside the differences they had cause there was a lot of side plots I missed and together they defeats lady bug Discord who really shold have been a Hercules Beetle now that I think about it but it no use crying over dead cats, ( live my life I had heaps of dead cats we live next to a road lots of car crashes too its sad but I wont unload on you all) now that all 6 of them were together again, the y would be able to defeat the giant pidgeon with the laser hands eye wings and plasma claws. But just as they were about too, something bad happend that incapacited Twilight don’t worry she still alive, Big Mac saved her I should write a romance novel. Anyway without Twilight they had no element of magic, but that when they hues brothers came back I can’t belive I remembered to call them that I am so awesome my ego is going under quite a trip right now. Anyway i should stop writing anyway all the tmie. The hues brothesjoined together to form one new sexy alicorn pony too take the element of magic, and with their new firned who wouldn’t have been their friend if not for Pinkie, they were able to defeat the pidgeon twice and for all, see what I did there? Thats what we call smart braining, and once again wait new paragraph first And once again life in Ponyville was happy once again, Twilight and Big Mac got married and had seven lovely children, my family has seven children too but that was seriously an accident I didn’t get Twilight seven for that reason, FS was able to over come her disease somehow possible because of magic once again. Rainvbow Dash was never the same after everything they went through she she left everyone to go on a journey to find herself, turns out she was in mexico or mexicolt I guess the pony version would be, AJ could never forgive herself but eventually she did. Rarity decided to continue making clothes out of giant dead animals, but not small cute ones cause that would be cruel. She made an awesome suit from the pidgeon feathers that Big Mac wore on the wedding day. And finally was Pinkie Pie, she was able to finally go for a walk in the park with the twins, and everything was goood but I just remnered Robo Butt. He and the princesses both of them and him together had a spate journey that will take place in part 2 but that will never happen THE END