"Cloud cheese, bananas and Green pea pie, with fully alcoholic apple cide-" Luna nudged the waiter and gave him a stern look, "I mean with Carrot Top Tea!" The waiter levitated the Cider away and replaced it with tea, making Luna nod in an approving way.
Luna gently cut open the pie and took a slice out, she then dipped it in the cheese a had a taste, "Mhmmm!" She mumbled enjoying the sensational flavour that only a royal chef could create. She swallowed after a while and started to speak, "That's great! What do you think Celestia?" She said starting to peal a banana, "Celestia?"
"Mhmhnnhg!" The princess exclaimed with her mouth stuffed with a green mixture, "Don't talk with your mouth full Celestia!" Luna pouted almost throwing up at the princess's horrible manners. "Blah blah blah!" Said Celestia going out of her way to force Luna to see the revolting mixture inside her mouth.
"Yuck." Exclaimed Luna after she took a bite of her banana. "Just eat your food."
Celestia swallowed hard then burped.
'It's like dinning with a two year old!' Luna thought as she took another bite of her banana, "Hey!" Luna shouted as Celestia stole away her pie before engulfing it. "Ha! You lose!" Celestia teased sticking her tongue out.
She then sat with her arms crossed hiccuping every now and then. Luna enjoyed the silence and poured some tea, she took a grateful sip. Finally she could enjoy her- pie... She looked at Celestia's plate. Her pie was still there. Well what was left of it anyway. She pointed to the window, "Look! Twilight!"
It worked the mare was so drunk she spent a couple of minutes scanning the window trying to find Twilight. At last she realised Twilight wasn't there, "Hey! That's not Twilight! That's a window!" Celestia grumbled, "Where did my pie go?!"
"I don't know." Luna giggled, "Maybe that guard took it." She said pointing at a pegasus in full uniform guarding the door.
To make a long story short: it took seventeen guards to get Celestia off the poor guy.
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"My apologies sir," Luna smiled trying to get the guard to forgive Celestia for what she had done, "It won't happen again, I promise." The guard winced, "I sure it was an accident." 'This dinner was an accident' thought Luna as she helped the guard get into the hospital cart, "Get well soon!" She called after him as he was dragged away.
"Ouch!" Celestia shouted, "My hair!" Luna dragged Celestia by her hair outside the dining room. "Listen, we were extremely lucky that stallion was good-hearted! If he wasn't you would be all over the papers: "Our Ruler, Is She A Hero Or A Monster?" Your little fight would be everywhere! Now please make it through the rest of the meal, without breaking anymore laws." Celestia pouted, "Fine! Lemme have some more of the good stuff Berrypunch got me first though!" "No!" Luna said, "Come on. We have other things to discuss."
When they had both found their seats Luna pulled out a clipboard and read off it, "Someponies want Equestria to be a democracy, hmmm.... What do you say?" "I say they can take their democracy and shove it up their-" "Moving on, there's a food shortage, any ideas?" "Ask the griffon kingdom for help." Luna nodded that was a very good answer, "Ok, the Equestria games is coming up, should performance enhancers stay illegal?" "Naaah"
Luna rolled her eyes and wrote down:
•No democracy
•Ask griffons for help on food shortage
•Performance enhancers stay illegal
She handed the clipboard to one of the guards and asked them to run it up to Celestia's office. She'll see it when she's sober again.
The chef came over and asked if they wanted dessert. Luna nodded and asked for it to be a surprise as long as there was no alcohol in it, the chef agreed and hurried off to the kitchen.
'Thank the moon dinner is over soon.' Luna thought gratefully.