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// Entree 
// Story: Discussing Matters Over Dinner. 
// by Angelic Waffle 
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Luna winced as the door clicked behind her, she gave a weak smile as Celestia looked at her with disappointment. She pouted and sat down, when she was comfortable she spoke, "Have you been waiting long dear sister?" 

Luna started to sweat, it was the third time she's been late to dinner this week and the 15th time this month! Celestia was going to banish her to the moon! Or worse, make her miss desser-

"Nah not thaaaaat long really...!" Celestia slurred trying her best to seem normal, "Sis? You alright?" Luna asked staring at her sister with a creased eyebrow and a concerned look on her face.

"I dunno... I just.." Celestia started, only to be interrupted by a hiccup which had escaped her mouth mid-sentence, "I went ta Ponyville and..." another hiccup came out before she could continue, after a brief moment she started again, "That Berrypunch... She's got the good stuff ya know?"

Luna gasped, "Sister why were you visiting Ponyville and- did you say Berrypunch?!" "Yup!" "The alcohol salesmare?! Sis..."

She sighed, "You're drunk, are you not?" Celestia smiled, "I wouldn't say thaaaaat...." Luna massaged her temples, "Fine. You need rest! The sooner we finish our meals the sooner you go to bed."

She called over one of the royal chefs and whispered in their ear, the chef nodded excitedly and hurried off to the kitchen. She glanced at her drunk sister, 'This is going to be a long night..' She thought trying to smile.

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Luna was very relieved when the Entree arrived, Everfree Salad! She levitated some Rainbow sauce in front of her carefully reading the label. It read: Rainbow Sauce: Extremely hot! Only use small amounts! She twisted the cap and tipped the bottle over the salad, one drop, two drops, three drops. She mixed the sauce around and took a bite, perfect!

Celestia grabbed the bottle off Luna, "Gimmeh!" She ordered, "Tia, it's very hot, don't put too much in!" 

"Kk.." Said Celestia as she tipped the bottle over her salad, "It's broken!" Celestia complained, "Nothing is coming out!"  Her curiosity shifted to anger as the Princess slammed the bottle's bottom quite hard, "Tia I think..." Luna started, "Shut up, I got this!" Then Celestia pounded the poor bottle with all her might!

Blam!

Rainbow sauce covered Celestia and her salad, "I was going to say that, the cap was still on..." Luna sighed, "I'll get a towel and-" "No!" Celestia shouted pushing Luna back into her seat, "I'll lick it off!" "Sis, don't!" "I will!!!!" "Nononono!"

Celestia stuck her tongue out at Luna and ate all of her salad in one big gulp, she then licked down the table and used her tongue (somehow) as a washing cloth for her face.

"Lunaaaaa!" "Yes?"

"HOT"

Luna smiled and used her magic to separate the Rainbow sauce from her own salad then tipped some into Celestia's  empty bowl, "Ok, there you go, wash the flavour down with that."

Celestia finished the salad quite quickly and frowned, "What's up with ya and those stallions?!"

"Stallions?!"

"Don't play innocent with meh! I know your like... Going bam bam with em!"

"Bam bam?" Luna half asked half exclaimed,

"Yea! You even had a child!"

"Sis, I haven't had child, 'gone bam bam' if you will or seen any stallions lately!"

"Then explain Blueblood!"

"Blueblood?"

"Yea!"

Luna took a deep breath, "Who is Blueblood?"

"A unicorn claiming to be my nephew! How didn't ya know that?!"

"Never heard of him. He must be lying."

"Yea I'll ring up Molestia she'll punish him..."

"Molestia? Is that an imaginary friend?"

"I dunno! Shut up!"

"Whatever...?" 

Luna beckoned the same chef from before and yet again whispered in their ear, much to the chef's delight. Luna sighed, the main course was next.