Itty-Bitty Bite Size Stories

by gallagsp the corgi


Rational Thinking

The others stared at Rainbow Dash, looks of shock and awe on their faces. It wasn't the good kind of shock and awe either. One thing Rainbow Dash could not grasp is that when somepony stares at her like that, it means "Sweet Celestia, what have you done?" and not "How very interesting, please continue."

Not catching the hint, Rainbow continued to explain her elaborate and possibly insane plan to get into the Wonderbolts.

"And then after the quadruple corkscrew back-flip I'll-"

"Rainbow," Twilight interrupted, having heard enough to actually estimate the cost of Rainbow's medical bills, "Don't you think that this is all a bit irrational?"

"Silly Twilight," Pinkie Pie chimed in, a knowing smirk on her face. "Dashie can't think rationally."

"Hey! What's that supposed to-"

"She can only think DASHionally!" There was an audible sigh of discontent as the pun hit everyone's ears. Pinkie herself was rolling on the ground laughing at her own pun.

"You know what?" Rainbow said. "That pun was so bad, that I've lost all will to do this trick."

"Just looking out for my friends!" Pinkie replied between fits of laughter.