Pokey Hole

by The Vicious Cannibal


Well, I guess it's "Happy Ending," right?!

Rainbow crash looked at her in shock. She. Kissed. Dash. SHE KISSED DASH!?!?!
"I...KISSED HER!" she thought in disbelief. There was a moment there where she thought she was going to throw up with all the rapid nervousness floating in the crowd that started to form. She stood still as a statue as she saw Twilight and Rarity looking as shocked as she was. There's no way in hell that she really just kissed Rainbow Dash...
The silence and the constant mumbling from the crowd was cut off when all of a sudden Pinkie Pie jumped up in the air.

"SURPRISE!!" She exclaimed excitedly. She looked at the brown Pegasus as she felt her own grin start to melt. Rainbow Crash was just about as red in the face, and it wasn't from being embarrassed. Anger started steam out of her nose until she finally exploded. She lifted herself into the air so fast, it was a brown blur. She flew right up to Rainbow Dash, not even flinching. She landed right in front of her, her face a breath away from her own.
She snatched the slip of paper from the slot and stood in front of Rainbow Dash, looking straight into her soul, with her scarlet red eyes.

"There will be no date!" Said the Pegasus through gritted teeth. She ripped the slip of paper, tearing it into little bits of white dots falling from the sky as she threw what once was the resulting note for the kissing booth.

She then faced Rainbow Dash, a look of disgust painted on her face. She then made a sound, something similar to a drowning duck, as Rainbow Dash soon came to realize that-
Too late.
Rainbow Crash had spit, right in front of Rainbow Dash's hooves. Probably a quarter away from her left hoof, and it would had landed on her.

Rainbow Crash turned the other way and made her way to the door. Right before she exited through the door, she turned and shot a gaze at first Rainbow Dash, then Pinkie.

"You all disgust me. I wish. . . To never see any of you again."

With those words said, she walked out the door, not another sound dare was made.


To be continued...