//------------------------------// // Chapter 6: Mad Libs // Story: Super Trampoline the Bat Pony's Day As Presented Through Various Writing Paradigms // by Super Trampoline //------------------------------// There was no avoiding it. Super Trampoline was a bit (syn. for fat) . "I'm fat," he said (adverb) . "But I can (verb) that!" So he did. He was going to lose weight, and he was going to lose weight (adverb) ! But when you are (verb) ing to lose weight, it helps to have a(n) (adjective) friend. So Super telegraphed his friend (pony name) and invited (pronoun)to exercise with him. "I would (syn. for like) to work out with you as soon as I am done (verb) ing! I'll be over in (number) (unit of time) . (number) (unit of time) s later, (pony name) arrived at Super's (syn. for house) . Let's (verb) (body part) and chew bubblegum!" Super (syn. for said) . "But I'm all out of bubblegum," his workout partner replied (adverb) . So Super tramped to his pantry and got some (flavor) bubblegum for them to share. They were now ready to begin. Super put on his (adjective) workout (article of clothing) and put on his (adjective) workout playlist, titled (free space) . " (interjection) !" he shouted. "This is my jam!" First the two of them stretched their (body part) . This was (adverb) important, because when one doesn't do this, one can (verb) one's (body part) . And that would be (adjective) . Next, the two of them (verb) ed (noun) s. It was (adjective) work, and soon both of them were (verb) ing like a(n) (Applejackism) . (number) reps was all the bat pony could do before he needed to (verb) . "Gosh I am in (adjective) shape!" "Hey," joked the other pony, "at least you have more endurance than your (relative) had last night!" "Don't you go talkin' 'bout my kin like that!" Super shouted (adverb) . "Relax dude. We were (verb) ing. What did you think we were doing? (verb) ing each other?" "Well, yeah." "Dude get your mind out of the (dirty place) ." By now Super had caught his breath, so they moved on to a(n) (adjective) cardio routine: (number) sets of (adjective) (excercise) , then (number) sets of (adjective) (excercise) , and finally (number) sets of (adjective) (excercise) . After they had done all three, they galloped to the (place) and back. They repeated the whole thing (number) times. To Super Trampoline, it felt more like (number) times. "Ugh, this losing weight thing is harder than (free space) ." "You know what else is harder than (free space) ?" asked (pony name) ? "What?" asked Super Trampoline (adverb) . "The (adjective) beat down I'm about to deliver you in our game of (sport) !" (pony name) was right. It was indeed a very (adjective) and (adjective) game. Super thought he was pretty good, but (verb) ed after (pony name) schooled him like Cherilee schools (adjective) students. Speaking of which, after his (adjective) loss, Super couldn't take it anymore and (verb) ed like a (adjective) (noun) . Suddenly, Pinkie Pie appeared. "My left cheek muscle is twitchy twitch twitching! That means somepony's exercising!" "There's a twitch for that?" "Nah silly filly! I just saw you guys running around and stuff. Can I join?" "Well actually..."