//------------------------------// // The morning after // Story: Tipsy Wubs // by Bigbigbig //------------------------------// Vinyl woke up smelling something strange. It smelled as if she was stuck in a daycare center that was overloaded with little bastards. (Did I mention Vinyl hates kids.) Vinyl took another whiff as she familiarized herself with the vial smell. She panicked for only a second and started to move. She felt under the cover to reassure herself. YEP! She piss-shat herself. "Oh fuck." Vinyl wined. "I guess I got really hammered last night." Vinyl stood up and rushed to the bathroom, surprise! Before she started to clean up she had to empty her insides once again, from the mouth. "Hot damn that must have been some party." Vinyl said almost triumphantly. Vinyl exited the bathroom after 30 minutes of scrubbing her, ...you know. Vinyl stumbled into the Kitchen sitting down at the table. When she sat down her head finally realized it was beat to shit and started making Vinyl scream in pain. "JESUS HOLY-SHIT-ON-A-FUCK-SANDWICH CHRIST." Vinyl yelled. She grabbed her head and stomped her rear hooves into the ground. "I know!" she said to no one. Vinyl hurriedly jumped to the fridge and quickly gave it a huge before opening the glorious holder of alcohol. "If I get drunk again I won't have a hang over any more." Vinyl said, continuing not to talk to anyone. "This plan is foal-proof." She said feeling almost smart. She looked into the fridge with horror on her face. "Who in the fuck took my bloody mare mix?" Vinyl heard the front door open and stared at Octavia. "What are you doing Vinyl?" Octavia said with a snicker. Octavia walked over to Vinyl to hear her sad tale of having no alcohol. Octavia could not wait for her to get started. "My sweet, innocent booze is gone." Cried Vinyl. Octavia was going to milk her for those tears since she still felt piss off for last night. "Oh no! Poor Vinyl, tell me all about it and how it makes you feel." Octavia said sarcastically. Vinyl then begins to cry against Octavia's shoulder. "You are such an asshole." Vinyl said. "I'M THE ASSHOLE?!" Octavia yelled shrugging off her sarcastic mood and going full rage mode. "Do you have any idea what you did last night?" Vinyl looked up at Octavia seeing that she is in a mood Vinyl has never seen. Vinyl stopped crying and began to worry what could have caused Octavia's angry bitch mode. "I..I fucked up didn't I?" Vinyl now said feeling ashamed. Octavia looked at Vinyl calming down to her normal motherly mood. Octavia hugged Vinyl against her in a total non-sexual way. "Yes you did, you fuck up." Octavia said in a playful manner. "You made a real ass of yourself last night in front of all my other friends AND smashed my very first cello. So I made the decision for you." Vinyl's ears perked up after Octavia was finish talking, not knowing what Octavia meant by 'Made the decision for you.' "Well, I'm sorry." Vinyl said getting up. Vinyl slowly walked over to the pantry looking for some of her less used alcoholic beverages. "You won't find any in there, or anywhere else in this house." Octavia said smugly. Vinyl looked over to Octavia not sure what to say. She stood in the kitchen with her raging headache slowly taking in what Octavia just said. "But how are we supposed to make Happy-jack pancakes without some Applejack Daniels?" Vinyl said, extremely confused. Vinyl continued to look towards Octavia now seeing her staring to smile. "Oh Vinyl it will be so fun, just give it a chance." Octavia said with a cheeky wink. She loved the face Vinyl was giving her. Vinyl was red with anger but also remembered through her headache that Octavia was still mad at her. Vinyl calmed down and decided to ask Octavia what she was talking about. "It was why I was gone all morning, but I guess you weren't up anyways." "OK, Tavi please just tell me what you 'decided' for me." Vinyl asked, annoyed with Octavia's stalls mixed with her hang over. "heh,..Vinyl I signed you with a group that will help with your problem." Octavia giggled. "Uhg, Tavi please just tell me." Vinyl said. "I signed you up for Alcoholics Anonymous." Octavia finally explained. Vinyl face hoofed and looked Octavia in the face. Vinyl soon changed face as she saw how serous Octavia looked. "You have got to be kidding me." Vinyl wined.