//------------------------------// // Pinkie Pie: Pinkie Pie v.s. Discord?+Epilogue // Story: Fighting is Magic: Story Mode (Mane Six Edition) // by SuperPinkBrony12 //------------------------------// This had been quite the upset victory. No one would've guessed that Pinkie Pie would win it all. But it was true and there was no denying it. "Mares and gentlecolts. Children of all ages." Princess Celestia spoke up, hushing the roaring crowd "It's the moment you've all been waiting for. Pinkamina Diane Pie please step forward." Pinkie Pie for her part could not stop grinning from ear to ear. She had actually done it. Princess Celestia levitated a gold trophy that depicted two ponies fighting each other. "It gives me great pleasure to award the trophy and the prize money to" "Hold it right there." an unfamilar voice interrupted "This might have been an unexpected victory but it's still far from satisfactory in my books. So I don't think you deserve this trophy." There was a blinding flash of light. It lasted only for a second but when it had faded the trophy had disappeared, as well as the prize money. "Where did the trophy go?" Pinkie Pie asked "It's not like it just grew legs and walked away." "How right you are." the voice said "Don't worry the trophy is safe and sound." "Then give it back!" Pinkie Pie demanded "It doesn't belong to you!" "Finders keepers, losers weepers!" the voice taunted "There's only one you can get the trophy back." "Is this some kind of game?" Pinkie Pie asked. "You could say that." Discord said "But you'll have to play by my rules. You will fight me on my turf on my own terms. That should be fair enough." "Don't listen to that guy!" Rainbow Dash said "You've already won!" "For once I agree with Rainbow Dash." Twilight said "And besides I don't trust this guy as far as I can throw him." "Well excuse me." the voice said "I don't recall asking for your opinion." There was another blinding flash, and when it had faded every one of Pinkie Pie's friends had their mouths sealed with duck tape. "That should shut them up." the voice snickered. "Leave me friends alone mister meany pants!" Pinkie Pie said. "How about we make a deal?" the voice asked "I'll remove the duck tape if you agree to face me one on one. So Pinkie Pie what will it be, deal or no deal?" The answer was obvious for Pinkie Pie. "You've got yourself a deal mister!" Pinkie Pie said. "Excellent!" the voice said "I love a mare who can quickly make up her mind. But I should warn you, you have fallen into my trap. And this is one fight that you cannot win!" "That's what you think!" Pinkie Pie said. The voice did not reply. In another flash of light Pinkie Pie was gone. When she opened her eyes she was greated with a site unlike any other. In the distance she could see what appeared to be Ponyville, except it looked like every building was upside down. The floor looked like a checkerboard with alternating black and white tiles. Chocolate rain poured down from pink cotton candy clouds. And to top it off various things such as buffalos in pink ballet tutus and floating pies were everywhere. "Welcome to my dimension." the voice said. "Who are you?" Pinkie Pie asked. "You mean you haven't heard of me?" the voice asked "Well I should be offended but I'm not surprised." In another blinding flash of light the being to whom the voice belonged appeared. "The name is Discord. I'm the spirit of chaos and disharmony." The word "disharmony" caused Pinkie Pie to shoot Discord an angry glare. "Don't look at me like that." Discord said "After all you should know the answer to this question. What is life without a little chaos? Nothing. It's my very purpose in life to make things intresting. I might be an agent of chaos but chaos is what makes life enjoyable." Pinkie Pie didn't seem all that convinced but her mood lightened a little. "I'll cut straight to the chase." Discord said "We will fight one round with a time limit, winner takes all. If you win I will grant you one wish of your choosing." "And if you win?" Pinkie Pie asked. "If I win I'm free to do as I please with you." Discord said "The choices are yours and yours alone. So what will it be?" Pinkie Pie had her doubts about Discord, but she was convinced that the only way to be rid of him was to defeat him. And if she won she would make him ensure that The Cakes would be alright, at least until after the new foal arrived. "I accept your challenge Discord." she said. "Ah. Good." Discord said "But don't think I'm gonna go easy on you. The spirit of chaos and disharmony isn't like that." "Enough chit chat Discord." Pinkie Pie said "Let's just get this over with." "Round 1, Fight!" Discord said. Knowing that there was no way to predict what Discord would try Pinkie Pie decided the best defense would be a good offense. She also knew from previous fights that she should save the big guns for later. First she would need to try and wear Discord down. She threw what she believed was a strong punch and hit Discord square in the chest. Discord was silent for a moment. Had the punch been too much for him? "What was that?" Discord asked "Because that didn't even tickle." "Tickle?" Pinkie Pie asked. She was confused. "Let me show you what a real punch feels like!" Discord said. He wound up and threw a punch, and had it not been for her 'Pinkie Sense' Pinkie Pie would not have seen it coming. She had no time to dodge it and was forced to block. But even that nearly failed. Discord wasn't fooling around. "Well at least my 'Pinkie Sense' is still intact." Pinkie Pie thought to herself. But she didn't know what to do. Discord seemed to be too strong. And whenever she landed a blow Discord seemed to just shrug it off, or laugh at her. As time passed she began to grow tired and fatigued. This fight was taking a lot out of her, more so then any other fight. And what was worse was the fact that Discord didn't even seem the slightest bit exhausted. What could she do? An idea came to her. Perhaps she could use her party cannon now and catch Discord by surprise. "No. Even if I hit him it won't be enough." she thought to herself. She then sighed as another thought emerged "But if I don't do something I'm sure to lose. My legs could give way at any moment." "You look thirsty. Perhaps you'd like a drink?" Discord said. He then produced a glass from out of nowhere and began to fill it with the chocolate rain from the clouds. "Now's my only chance!" Pinkie Pie thought to herself. She pulled out her party cannon and without a moment's hesitation fired it. Discord didn't seem to notice the blast. "Yes!" Pinkie Pie thought to herself. However Discord seemed to suddenly disappear and reappear. "What?! But how did you" Pinkie Pie asked. She could've sworn it was impossible to be in two places at once. "You thought you could get the drop on me while I was taking a drink didn't you?!" Discord asked. "W-what would ever give you that idea?" Pinkie Pie asked. "Don't play dumb with me!" Discord snapped "But you underestimated me! A mistake that you will never make again!" "What are you talking abou-oh no!" Pinkie Pie said as Discord flung the chocolate milk at her, where to her horror it exploded on contact. She let out a high pitched scream that actually didn't sound at all like her. "Hm that sounds so familar." Discord said "But I can't figure out why. Oh what the heck I'll laugh anyway." He started laughing like crazy. "That's not funny." Pinkie Pie muttered as she fell to the ground. "K.O.! I win." Discord said, he then proceeded to put on sunglasses "Looks like it's, game over. Yeah!" Then he started laughing hysterically. "Well I guess this is the end." Pinkie Pie said. Discord's laughing continued to torment her to no end as she remained on the ground "I wish I could I say it was fun while it lasted. But I can't." "Are you just going to give up? That doesn't sound like you all." a voice said. If Pinkie didn't know better she would've thought that the voice was her. "Who said that?" Pinkie Pie asked. "You mean you don't know about me?" the voice asked. "Should I?" Pinkie Pie asked. "Indeed you should." the voice said. "Well I don't know who you are." Pinkie Pie said "I'm sorry." "That's alright I guess." the voice said "I suppose I'll just reveal myself and save us the trouble." Pinkie Pie blinked as a figure appeared before her. It looked almost exactly like her, except for the fact that her coat was a darker shade of pink, and her mane and tail were completely flat. "I know what you're thinking." the flat maned Pinkie Pie said "I look like you. Well that's because I am you." "But that can't be." Pinkie Pie said "There can't be two mes." "Not physically at least." the other Pinkie Pie said. "I have no idea what you're trying to tell me." Pinkie Pie said. "To put it simply I am an extention of you. Not an alternative personality though I could be mistaken for one. To avoid confusion you can call me Pinkamina. The part of you that was locked away after that Sonic Rainboom on the rock farm." Pinkamina said "I show up whenever you get depressed. Like at Gummy's after birthday party." "So that's why I don't remember anything after Spike confessed." Pinkie Pie said. "Well I hate to break it to you, but even though I showed up everything that I did was your doing." Pinkamina said. "Oh." Pinkie Pie said. "More to the point in this dimension the reality warping powers have granted me a body of my own." Pinkamina said. "But why?" Pinkie Pie asked. Pinkamina shook her head "Even I don't know the answer to that one." she said "And I'm not going to look this 'gift horse' in the mouth." "So what do you want?" Pinkie Pie asked. "I've come to whip you back into shape." Pinkamina said "I'm not going to let you just give up." "Well you're wasting your time." Pinkie Pie said. "I'm not taking no for an answer." Pinkamina said "Discord is not different from the other opponents you faced." "That I find hard to believe." Pinkie Pie said. "You just need to concentrate." Pinkamina said "He has a weak spot. You just haven't found it yet." "Gee that doesn't make me feel any better." Pinkie Pie said glumly. "You'll have to forgive me." Pinkamina said "I'm not very good at this whole moral support thing." "You don't say." Pinkie Pie said. "Was that a joke?" Pinkamina asked. "So what's it to you?" Pinkie Pie asked. "If you can make jokes then that means Discord hasn't broken you completly yet." Pinkamina said. "And that's a good thing right?" Pinkie Pie asked. "Yes." Pinkamina said. She then began to suddenly shiver, as if a cold wind had just blown past her. "What's wrong?" Pinkie Pie asked. "I knew I could only exist in this body for so long." Pinkamina said "I'm starting to fade away. Soon I'll be in your mind again. I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help to you." "Please don't go!" Pinkie Pie said "You still haven't told me about Discord's weak spot." "That's something you'll have to find out on your own." Pinkamina said. "Will I ever see you again?" Pinkie Pie asked. "Probably not." Pinkamina said "Unless you become depressed again." "I see." Pinkie Pie said glumly. "Just remember what you're fighting for." Pinkamina said as she disappeared. "Pinkamina?!" Pinkie Pie asked. There was no reply. Pinkie Pie was on her own again. "Thank you Pinkamina. I'll put your advice to good use." She shed a single tear, but she had a smile on her face. "Are you talking to yourself?" Discord asked "Because if so then that's a sign that you've really lost your mind. Not that I care." Pinkie Pie sprang to her hooves. Renewed and ready to fight again. "So you've come back for more huh?" Discord asked "Well far be it from me to deny your wish for more pain." "Winner takes all right?" Pinkie Pie asked. "Yep." Discord said "Not that it matters. You'll never defeat me." "We'll see about that." Pinkie Pie said. "Well I think that's enough chit chat for now." Discord said "Round 1, Fight!" At first Pinkie Pie wasn't sure what to do. She kept dodging Discord's attacks but she couldn't find any sort of opening. Discord either didn't notice or didn't care that Pinkie Pie kept avoiding his attacks. He just continued doing what he was always doing. Eventually however he started to grow bored. "If you aren't going to fight me then I'll just have to end this here and now." he said. He pulled out a glass, filled it with chocolate rain, and threw it at Pinkie Pie. At first Pinkie Pie thought she should dodge it, but then suddenly an idea came into her head. It was a long shot but it just might work. She lunged forward and caught the chocolate milk. She then threw it at Discord who screamed like a little girl. "Why you little" Discord said. Before he could finish his sentence he was meet with a punch to the face. This time it he really felt it. "How's that?!" Pinkie Pie asked. "That hurt! That actually hurt!" Discord said "Now you've made me very angry!" "Let me guess I won't like you when you're angry right?" Pinkie Pie asked. She then started laughing like crazy. "Oh you're laughing are you?" Discord asked "Well see if you laugh at this!" he fired off a blast of pure concentrated chaos from his paw. Pinkie Pie dodged it with ease. "It's party cannon time!" Pinkie Pie said, pulling out her party cannon and firing it. Discord was in a state of shock so the blast caught him off guard. "Oh that's it! Now you've asked for it!" Discord said, lifting Pinkie Pie into the air and bringing her to him. "Put me down!" Pinkie Pie pleaded "I'm getting dizzy." "Afraid of heights are we?" Discord asked. "Actually no." Pinkie Pie said "This has never happened before." "Well there's a first time for everything Pinkie Pie." Discord said, holding Pinkie Pie by the neck. "Let me go!" Pinkie Pie said, squirming and kicking in an attempt to break free. "Fight all you want Pinkie, you'll never break free." Discord said "No one makes fun of the spirit of chaos and disharmony. No one!" "If I don't do something soon I'm in serious trouble." Pinkie Pie thought to herself. Suddenly without warning her mane and tail went flat, and her coat darkened. "What's going on?" Pinkie Pie thought to herself. To her it seemed like her body had developed a mind of its own. But that would mean "Pinkamina!" Pinkie Pie gasped. "I'll teach him not to mess with us!" Pinkamina said. "Are you ready to give up yet?" Discord asked. He didn't think the change in appearance meant anything. That proved to a big mistake. "See how you like this!" Pinkamina said, biting down hard on Discord's paw. Discord shrieked in pain, dropping Pinkamina. "He's all yours Pinkie Pie!" Pinkamina said. "Thanks for your help." Pinkie Pie said "See you around." "You bit me!" Discord exclaimed "Even Celestia never bit me!" "Well I ain't Celestia!" Pinkie Pie said. She then unleashed the combo she called "The Doozy" on Discord. She started up with a swift mid section kick, then a low level kick, an uppercut, a high level punch, two more kicks (one high and one low), a mid level punch, another uppercut, a grab, and then to add a twist her party cannon. "This can't be!" Discord said after the attacks hit him. He then fell to the ground. "K.O.! I win! Flawless victory." Pinkie Pie said "Alright Discord it's time for you to fulfill your promise." "Do I have to?" Discord asked. "Yes." Pinkie Pie said "I already know I want. I want you to ensure that The Cakes will be okay, at least until the foal arrives." Discord sighed "Oh very well. I'm a spirit of my word after all." he snapped his fingers. "No harm will come to either Carrot or Cup Cake. I promise." "Good." Pinkie Pie said. "Well now I think it's for you to leave." Discord said. He proceeded to teleport Pinkie Pie back to her dimension. But he erased the events of the tournament from everyone's mind. They would all just assume it was a dream. Discord knew better however. And he had failed to mention to Pinkie Pie that a little bit of his chaos magic had gotten into Cup Cake. "Oh well." he said to himself "They'll all find out eventually. Or will they?" He then proceeded to laugh to himself. He was already making plans for his return.