Okay. So over the course of weeks, Me & Nuts hit it off just fine. We even threw a housewarming party a couple of days ago so people could know where I stay now. Everyone was there too, Twilight, Rainbow Guy, Applejack, Rarity, Spike, Pinkie Cake and surprisingly enough Fluttershy.

Whatever.. But, Everything's been going quite well lately. Which makes a perfect excuse to get my lazy ass up, and go outside finally.

I woke up this morning to see that Nuts wasn't home, so there was no need to say goodbye to anyone while I was there. So I just left wearing casual jeans shorts and a blue shirt.. But I really hope I didn't forget to lock the door, haha.

Don't play dumb with me Stanley. I'm your brain, and I've seen the way you hopelessly flirted with her at that party.

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I've soon arrived to Sweet Ole Apple Acres, where I assumed Applejack still stayed. The trip here was less bizarre than I expected. Just a few ponies staring at me. Some haven't seen me before, and others are surprised I left the house, haha.
I didn't see any usual faces I'd normally say hi too, except Pinkie Pie working in the window of her bakery waving at me. But nothing ordinary than just a normal stroll, I guess.

Walking towards the doorstep of the home, I knocked..........but there was no answer. I knocked a few more times..............Still no answer.

"Hm, I'd thought she'd be here." I thought as I began to walk away from the door. "Maybe I can go grab a cupcake at Pinkie Pie's instead."

"Stan, Hey Stan!" The southern voice yelped my way. I soon turn around to see none-other than Applejack in the apple fields with her big brother The Big Mac.

"Oh Hey, Applejack! I thought you wasn't home for a sec there." I joyfully greeted the mare.

'Cause I don't want to rude. I haven't known her for that long to be giving her nicknames. AND I DON'T LIKE HER LIKE THAT!

I walked up to the two ponies to see what's going on at hand. "So, What'cha guys doin?" I asked curiously walking towards the field.

"Aw nothin, We're just gettin' a few apples for t'nights supper." Applejack answered while getting in a crouched position.

"Sounds neat!" I easily said meeting the horses at the field. Applejack soon kicks a tree with little might, and a couple of apples came falling down into a bucket. One even happened to hit my shoulder and fall to the ground, I picked it up from the grass to take a look to see if it was as fresh as the dickens.

"You can keep one that if ya want." Applejack offered, seeing the apple in my hands. "Thanks, I'll save it as a snack." I replied, tucking the apple in my pocket.

"So what'cha here for Stan?" Big Mac questioned as he walked towards the apple bucket. "Just visiting, ya know. Finding a excuse to leave the house and all." I replied to Big Mac as he picked up the bucket with his muzzle.

"Well ya done picked a rather bad time to visit. 'Cause we're goin to be busy for awhile makin supper an' all." Big Mac chuckled as he carried off the bucket into the farm. "Oh, well I guess i'll see you guys another time then." I responded, understanding that they had their hands........oh wait 'hooves' full.

"Aw Stan, We sure wish you could stay but-" Applejack stopped, then suddenly facepalmed herself.....well 'hoofpalm' or whatever lingo. "Aw, consarnit!" Applejack shouted. "I forgot to pick up Applebloom and her friends from school and take them to that birthday party." she continued. I don't know who this 'Applebloom' person is, but she or he must be important....This may be my chance..

"Well I don't know Stan, You'll have an awful lot on your shoulders. And she doesn't even know you that well." Applejack continued.

"I'm sure I can handle it, and I'm real good at making friends, me and you are friends afterall." I said with confidence.

With that conclusion, Applejack hopped up and hugged me, showing her appreciation. "Oh Stan, You're such a good friend."

"Anything for you Applejac-..." I stopped, "What?" Applejack responded looking up towards my blushed face.

"Um nothing.....I should um... Really get going, huh? Bye!" I quickly said breaking Applejacks embrace and running off into a different location.

"Um alright, Make sure she's here by supper!" Applejack shouted from a distance as I ran.

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Well NOW you know that, considering the fact that she called you her "Friend", and don't think I haven't noticed your blushing.

Aw shut up.......Do you remember what Applejack said about where that school was?

Um, no. Maybe if you didn't run off so fast like a little girl, She probably would've told us.

Walking for what seemed like hours down a dirt trial in a grassy plain, I stumbled upon a treehouse by a lake. "I sure hope i'm getting close" I thought. I soon turn around to see another house with a bell on top near. "I really hope that's the school, and not a library or something."

Walking towards the building, little ponies came into my vision holding and hugging other ponies bigger than them. "Oh awesome I found it!"

Getting closer to the destination, I began to realize that I have no idea how this "Applebloom" pony looks like. Does she look like Applejack in some way? I had no clue, but i'll find out eventually. Finally I arrived to the school.

I began looking around for a likeness of Applejack anywhere, but there was nothing particularly, 'close', but not exact

Everyone's conversations came to a sudden stop, and every horse glanced my way quickly.

I stood there still and nervous, waiting for a response from Applebloom...Until I got something else instead.

"Stanley?" A familiar voice called out from the crowd of ponies. And there's only 3 people who called me by that name. My Brain, Pinkie Pie, and..... Then came Sweetie Belle emerging from the crowd alongside 2 other small horses following behind her. They soon halt at my feet staring up at me. The crowd of other ponies began to murmur to themselves, still staring at me.

"Hey Stanley! Why you are at our school?" Sweetie Belle continued as the other 2 ponies stared upon my size.

"I'm actually looking for a pony named Applebloom, Applejack told me I was suppose to take her and her friends to a birthday party." I replied, looking around for the particular horse.

"Well look no further!" Sweetie Belle said grabbing hold of a yellow horse with a red bow on her head beside her. "Because this is Applebloom, and we're her friends that you'll be taking." Sweetie Belle finished with glee.

My eyes then became wide open, staring upon the three small ponies at my footstep. "Wait, So your Applebloom?" I pointed towards the yellow one.

"Um yessir.." She nervously said in the same southern accent as her sisters. "Oh ok, And who are you?" I continued towards my right directing to see an orangish pony, with a purple mane.

"I'm Scootaloo!" She said with more enthusiasm than Applebloom. And i'm not gonna lie, I did snicker at the name. "Well I'm Stan." I said introducing myself. "But you can call him Stanley for short!" Sweetie Belle added. Built with frustration I ignored the act that she said that. I mean... they're just kids after all.

"Well now that we have ourselves introduced, lets head to that party, shall we?" I concluded. "My sister warned me about talking to strangers." Applebloom said in an unsteady voice. "Aw Applebloom, Stanley is totally trustworthy. My sister, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and all your other friends hangout with him." Sweetie Belle explained. "Yeah Applebloom, This guy seems pretty cool." Scootaloo finished. "Oh, alright girls" Applebloom submitted "But I got my eye on you." she said in a serious tone.

"Works for me." I said with confidence. "So do any of you girls know where this birthday party is?"

"Yeah Stanley, Just follow me!" Scootaloo replied, and soon all the girls ran off to another direction.

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We ended up in a green trailed forest after all the running we have done. So we proceeded to walk the rest of the way to Ponyville. It's been quiet these few minutes between me and the girls. And if I want to get on their good sides, i'm gonna have to make small talk..

"Just like we practiced girls!" Sweetie Belle shouts towards her friends. Suddenly they started to do a whole little routine with dancing, singing, and stunts that i'd usually see in a cartoon. Then they concluded all the madness by stacking themselves onto each other, and shouting in unison "WE'RE THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!"......Here's what I looked like..

"What's the heck is a 'cutie mark'?" I randomly asked breaking my confusion barrier.

"It's a mark for a ponies special talent." Scootaloo answered. "Yeah, and and its suppose to appear right here." Applebloom added as the others inverted to their backsides and lifted their asses in the air.

"Oh, oh god! Put your butts away please." I said as I was covering my eyes looking away.

"Haha, oh sorry. But ya did ask." Applebloom chuckled. Containing myself after that uncomfortable moment, it came to me.. "So thats that tattoo thing on everyone's backside?. Seems logical."

"Well, if you mean 'tattoo' by everyone's special talent, then yes." Sweetie Belle concluded.

"Come on guys, we're gonna miss the party!" Scootaloo shouted running towards Ponyville. I honestly didn't think we were that close yet, but whatever. So we all ended up following behind her into the town.

Remind me to ask myself when I get back home......on HOW THA FUCK DO HORSES PUT UP PARTY DECORATIONS! I mean seriously, this park looked fantastic with all the decor. It had streamers, balloons, confetti, bounce houses and all, you name it. Then again.....Magic 'does' exist in this world....

Anyway, the girls ran off to the birthday colt. I think his name was Pipsqueak or some ridiculous mess like that. So I proceeded to the older looking horses and tried to make small talk.

"Um, so great party. huh?" I nervously said said to a group of the older horses. They didn't answer right away......Matter of fact they didn't answer at all. Instead they asked "Um who are you suppose to be? One of the opening acts?", one female horse confusingly asked, while the other in the group begin to wonder the same.

"Opening acts!? I'm here to attend the party like everyone else." I assured them.

"Umm are you a filly? Do you have a filly?" One of the somewhat 'sophisticated' male horses of the group asked.

"Not exactly, I'm actually babysitting for someone." I answered. They all suddenly 'Ohhhhh' in union, finally getting a clue why I was there. After that we eventually made small talk. I even got to know a couple of their names. Like the one female pony I was talking to was named Lily Valley, and the other male I was talking to was named Filthy Rich..... I'm not kidding.

Anyway after having decent conversations with the parents of the party while the kids play along for a couple of minutes, It was time for the opening act. A magic act to be certain. Who knows with these ponies have in store for acts like these considering the fact that magic actually exists here.

"Ladies and Gentlecolts, Introducing 'The Great and Apologetic Trixie' !" An announcer shouts for presentations.

"That's a rather odd name for a magician" I thought to myself, as walk over to watch the show with the others.

Suddenly, a puff of magical dust appeared on stage which presented the pony in question. She was light blue mare unicorn, with a white mane, included with a purple magician hat.

The crowd started to grunt and murmur towards themselves and others. Which seemed kinda odd, considering the act hasn't even started yet. So I had to ask.

"Well, Trixie once tried to take over Ponyville with evil magic some time ago." Lily Valley replied

"Whoa. Twilight Sparkle? Defeating evil? Nice." I said in respect to the purple mare i've known.

I'm not usually a guy who's quick to judge. But if this horse used to be evil, then this has to be some show!

She started off her act by floating three bouncy balls towards her direction, and she begun juggling. She continued this for a good 5 minutes by finalizing with fireworks shooting in the air. It was obviously a distraction from the pure boredom of the act. The crowd began to look tiresome and uninterested after that fiasco, and she went with her second performance.
With her horn she made a entire purple aura around her giving her the ability to float. This trick was actually pretty entertaining though. She floated above all the ponies in the crowd receiving a 'Ohhh' & 'Ahhh' reaction. But the trick began to backfire as she tried to fly back to the stage, but instead came crashing down! Some curtains and wood began to trample her, making the crowd uneasy. But after a few seconds, she risen from the rubble and posed like nothing happened. "TaDa!...." She squeaked as she got out of the mess. The crowd started to talk amongst themselves again, and some started to leave show and continue with party. Mainly the fillies and colts. Only a few stayed now.
As worried as Trixie was, she just went ahead and skipped to her final act. "I'm gonna need 2 volunteers. Snips! Snails!" She shouted waiting for her 2 magical assistants to appear on stage. It was 2 colts, 1 scrawny one, and 1 plump one. "Now watch as 'The Great and Pow'-er...um I mean 'The Great and Apologetic Trixie' do the impossible!" She announced with grace and confidence. By this rate, i'm actually kind of enthused by how bad this trick could mess up. Trixie then told the 2 assistants to get into positions so she could perform her trick. After their positions were made Trixie let out a stressful grunt of magic out of her horn, aiming at the two colts. The powerful blast overtook the whole stage, and a blur of fog approached. The crowd wondering in amazement what could take place after the fog has cleared up. But as soon as it did..... Abomination met the stage..
"What the hay is that?" people in the crowd were yelling, rubbing their eyes from what can't be unseen......What was is it, you ask?.... The two assistants piled into one creature, completed with 2 heads, 3 eyes, and a very nasty combination of green body color.

"TaDa!, Now who's the greatest in the universe?" Trixie screams at the top of her lungs for applause.

"Flash Gordon!" I shouted in response, correcting her theory of who the actual Savior of the Universe was.

Trixie, marked by my words proceeded to turn around to see the creation in question....And BOY was she surprised.

"Ugh!, what happened? I followed the spell perfectly!" Trixie huffed in confusion.

"Well apparently ya didn't!, It's kinda obvious that you suck after all!" I continued to boast about her performance. Most of the ponies began leaving, laughing at the failure of the magic show to resume with the rest of the party. While Trixie just stood there in defeat, beginning to get teary eyed.

Haha, but I wasn't making it any better though, I was laughing my ass off! I've never seen anything so bad. They actually HAVE magical powers but still suck anyway.

"Stop mocking The Great and Apologetic Trixie this instant!" Trixie demanded with stomping hooves.

Bottled up with rage and embarrassment. Trixie suddenly snaps, and her inner evil became present.

"You think i'm a joke, huh? Well why won't everypony watch as I 'The Great and Powerful Trixie' make an imbecile DISAPPEAR!"

And BOOM, with a sudden strike of magic I went flying across the field of the party. Huddling towards a tall tree in the distance, knocking me out senseless...

"Hey Stan, Have you ever thought of joining 'The Cutie Mark Crusaders' ?" I hear Sweetie Belle's blurry voice announce.

After that blow to the tree, it really knocked some confusion into me. I could barely make out what's going on at this moment.

"No... Why?" I asked out of curiosity. But before the question was even answered though, I gained enough preferable vision to realize I was standing in a 'face-down-ass-up' position with my butt revealing itself from my trousers.

"Hehe!" Sweetie Belle giggled as I scoured to get up. "Because you don't have one silly. Maybe if we work together, We'll find your special talent!"

Completely ignoring the awkward moment, I just responded with "I already have a special talent, and that's being a fag."

"A stick?" Applebloom quickly butted in, put in a now awkward position of these kids not knowing with that means in my world, I simply replied with a "Yeah."

"Hey, Where is that DEVIL by the way?" I said, now remembering how I got in this hurtful position in the first place.

"You know what I meant.." I scoffed towards Sweetie Belle, filled with rage at the Unicorn known as Trixie.

"I-I think she's at her trailer..", Sweetie Belle continued, uneasy at my attitude at the moment.

"Great." I simply said as I started walking away from the filly. Now ....where is it?

You are aware that the trailers here probably don't look the same as the trailers in our universe?

Still scoping the arena for something that probably looks like a trailer, or close for a good couple of minutes. I happen to run into a wooden mobile home. It had windows, a door, even a stereotypical horse-drawn part.

With Pleasure.
And without hesitation I barged through the door of the carriage to begin the rants about my random abuse during that show.

There laid a sad Trixie, settled up in the corner of her home. Slowly sobbing to herself, with her cape wrapped upon her body.

"W-What's wrong with you?" I struggled to say towards the trouble mare. She suddenly jolts up startled upon my question and why I was even there. But then her furious eyes began to glare deep into my soul.

"Oh, It's just YOU! Get the buck out of here before I slam you into another tree again." She demanded.

"As much as I would love for that not to happen, I'm more concerned on why you are crying right now." I smirked back.

"I TRY AND I TRY, BUT I JUST CAN'T SATISFY YOU IMBECILES WITH THE MOST ADVANCED OF MAGIC! I thought this show would be my Big Break, I've practiced amongst time and time again, and all of you are still not entertained."

I'm quite surprised she's being this open with me, after what happened and all..

"Look most of the crap that I've seen out there, probably wasn't even worth the practice." I replied. She then glared at me with daggers. She obviously couldn't take a joke at the time, I mean she was pretty bad out there. I'm just being honest..

"Why are you here anyway? You came to make fun of me some more?" She then asked me, concerned about my arrival.

"Well no, I originally came here to yell at you about my NOW damaged back, but now I'm more concerned on you."

"Well don't be! Okay! I might as well just go back to my evil ways. The magical entertainment industry just isn't right for me." She said in defeat, with her head being hung in shame. I honestly felt bad that change wasn't getting the best of her. I have to try and help somehow before she takes over the world, or something like that.

"Help? you deliberately made fun of me onstage, insulted my magic which leads me to smashing you into a tree, and you want to 'HELP' me?" She says in utter confusion.

"Well, yeah. I've been through worst anyway. Consider this my apology for being a dick earlier."

"I'm sorry, but 'The Great and Powerful Trixie' will not be taking any help from a lifeform such as yourself. Now, get out of my house," She demanded without hesitation.

"Okay...I guess." I said, beginning to walk out of the trailer. The funny thing is, I actually did try to help her, but apparently she's too 'greaaat' for assistance. I should've just yelled at her like I planned.

"I may not need your help, but you could be my apprentice." she continues with sly enthusiasm.

"Apprentice? I'm sorry, but I don't know a lot about magic, and I don't plan on it either." I scoffed at the idea.

"Don't worry, you'll just be on stage while I do magic tricks on you. No one ever volunteers for it anyway, so this is where you'll be good at."

"Well of course, I can't just be using your body for entertainment for free now, can I?"

"Well, I guess..Wait using my body for entertainment? Does that mean I'm going to get hurt?"

"Great! Meet me at this exact spot tomorrow morning, and we'll get started on practicing."

"Yep, Now begone 'The Great and Powerful' Trixie needs her beauty rest." she finalizes as she pushes me with a burst of magic out the front door.

"By the way, I never got that name of yours. What was it again?" she questioned.

Dammit Stan, I wanted to focus eating junk food and watching TV while we here. Not focus on work.

Come on, you're overreacting. This will all be a thing of the past once we get home anyway. So a little working might be good for us, for all I know.

I don't know, it's probably because the writer is labeling the main character and his brain as two separate beings. Making them think separately different thoughts sometimes also.

"Why are you guys so happy to see me?" I questioned the fillies as they joyfully hopped around my legs.

"Well we thought you were a goner for going back there to make fun of Trixie some more." Scootaloo answered.

"How did it go anyway? Did ya let her have it?" added Applebloom, also concerned on how things turned out between me and the somewhat self-centered mare.

"Well you know, Of course I let her have it! I'm not just going to let her smash me into a tree and get away with it." I said with confidence.

I obviously couldn't tell them the truth though, and even if I did, what was I suppose to tell them? 'I work for her now because I felt bad.'? Nah, A little white lie never does any harm anyway. They'll be fine.

"Like a baby." I answered with ease. The girls then started laughing as a group upon hearing the news. I'm starting to think I'm pushing it a little too far..

"Come on now, it wasn't 'that' funny. Hehe." I said, concluding the laughter. "It's getting dark anyway, now say your goodbye's so I can get Applebloom home just in time for dinner.

"Hahahe, alright Stanley. Bye Scootaloo, bye Sweetie Belle." Applebloom said in a tight embrace amongst the girls.

Sweetie Belle suddenly dashed towards my leg, giving it a loving snuggle before saying her goodbyes.

"Bye Stanley! Bye Applebloom!" she then shouted running towards Rarity's Boutique

"So Applebloom, ya ready to go?" I asked as I was spectating the now ended birthday party. But out of nowhere I hear..

"Come on, Stanley! We don't want to keep my sister waitin'!" Applebloom yells while running towards the farm.

"Aw COME ON! You've could have at least gave me a warning or something!" I huffed as I tried to keep up with the energetic horse.

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Making it towards the farm in record time, I immediately passed out from exhaustion trying to keep up with Applebloom.

"Um, are ya okay, Stanley? Do ya need some water or somethin'?" Applebloom finally asked with concern.

"I don't need it.. I don't need it... I definitely don't need it.." I murmured upon myself out in tiredness.

"Oh, well I'll just let you sit here then I guess...But thanks for taking me and the girls to the party, and showing Trixie 'what for'!"

"Haha, see ya around, Stanley." Applebloom finally said before heading off into the house.

I then stood their for an awkward amount off time, trying my best to regain my strength after that long ass run.

I jolted up almost immediately after realizing who's voice that was. The one and only Applejack.

"She didn't do anything." I hurried and butted in, quickly getting Applebloom out of potential trouble.

"Oh!" Applejack blushed. "Then why were ya face deep in the ground like that, Sugercube?

"Well in that case, would ya like to come inside for sum homemade Apple Pie?" She offered invitingly. But sadly...

"I'm sorry I would love to, but It's my turn to make dinner at home. Nuts got me on a chore wheel type of thing..." I said in defeat, knowing I couldn't spend more time with her today.

"Well, that's alright. I'll just save you one for tomorrow if ya swing on by." she said with a smiles.

The scene then started to dim of the afternoon sun. It was getting pretty late, and I know Nuts is just waiting for me to walk through the door, with that evil look painted across his face.

"Oh, and by the way. Thanks again for taking the girls to the party." Applejack continued "It sure was 'Greatly' appreciated."

"Aw, come on. It wasn't a problem. You would've done the same for me if I had kids.." I joked, and surprisingly she giggled a bit.

"Well I better head back inside, before the pie gets cold, See ya around Stan." Applejack concluded leaning upward to peck my forehead, before heading off.

But the weird part about that is when I was in the moment for an 'actual' kiss. So I leaned in that position awkwardly while she kiss my forehead.

I felt stupid for a good 10 seconds left in that position before walking back home.
Apparently, I'm upping my level of the 'Friend-Zone' chain.

How does it feel, knowing that bestiality is coming your way in the mere future.

I mean....Who knows. It probably feels the same as it regularly feels with human girl.

....And how does that feel? OH! Wait. You don't know how it feels, because you're still a Virgin!

Equestria, What A Place.

by 254Ddubman

Chapter 11: Fillysitting