//------------------------------// // Unwelcome visitor (edited) // Story: Banjo Kazooie: Hooves n' Magic // by Barracuda cyborg //------------------------------// (once more here is some music to set the chapters mood) somewhere deep with in the mountains a flashing green portal opened and out popped Gruntilda with her original look "My old body is finally back, but I need to complete my revenge so I can't hit the sack." she said as she started to pace back and forth around the mountain plateau trying to figure out where in the heck she was. "Now according to this scanner, Banjo and his lame-o pals are near a 'welcome to Ponyville' banner." she said as her small tracking device that she had made in her spare time started to show various points of data. Meanwhile in Ponyville "And I'm telling you that it is possible to come back from the dead!" Bottles said as he started to fume due to his death experience was being judged. "And I'm telling you that unexplained resurrection from the dead is completely scientifically IMPOSSIBLE without a resurrection spell!" Twilight said trying to back up her facts and data with various charts. "Well have you been burned to a crisp?, have YOU ever been dead for weeks and came back to life? If not your cases are invalid." Bottles said as he defended his case even more. "Does she always have to put her two cents into every little thing that goes on?" Kazooie asked Rainbow as they watched the argument of Bottles death and unexplained resurrection came to be. "Pretty much but it's usually with something different like how something is organized or how something should be picture perfect." Dash said knowing that Twilight can be a tad O.C.D sometimes. "Don't worry after a while you get used to it." Dash said as she got into a more relaxed sitting position. "So Banjo your a country like guy aren't ya?" Applejack asked Banjo as they were drinking some fruit punch. "Why yes ma'am I guess you could say that I am." Banjo replied. "In fact the reason I moved to Spiral Mountain was because I" and at that moment everything had stopped as if time was frozen. After a few seconds of silenced a flashing 'PAUSED' sign came up and L.O.G's portal had reached where Banjo and company had been. "So that is where you have been hiding from me. I thought I gave you the privilege of having your home, but having an unauthorized game like adventure in a website without my amazingness that just crosses the line buster" L.O.G said with a boastful attitude that toppled over Trixie's own boastfulness, but still having a sense of anger. "Hey go away Mr. Tube head no one likes you not even me!" Pinkie said as a large collective gasp filled the air. "Hey don't go off talking to me like that because I can delete you out of the fic with just a few simple words." L.O.G replied to the party pony as he got into her face. "HEAR YE, HEAR YE SECOND RATE TV CHARACTERS I THE LORD OF GAMES OR L.O.G AM HERE TO BRING BACK THESE SECOND RATE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS BACK TO THEIR MEASLY LITTLE SHACK AS OF NOW." He said once again feeling high and mighty with his self proclaimed title. "What gives you the right to talk me, my subjects, and our friends in such a manor?" Celestia said as she was enraged by the way L.O.G treated everyone like a bag of dirt. "Oh don't give that whole 'I'm a caring person' shtick, most people reading this think you are a horrible pony and you should feel bad for even existing." L.O.G said as he got into the sun princesses face with no emotion in his voice, and as he finished Celestia started to cry. "Hey pong boy, no one talks to a princess like that, even you got to have standards!" Kazooie said as she defended Celestia the best she could. "Don't you mouth off to me bird brain or I'll decide on having chicken tonight." L.O.G said trying to make Kazooie feel scared. Then all of a sudden a large gust of wind blew them away as Gruntilda came in at the last part of the argument. "Muwahahahahah, Hey L.O.G look I'm my old self again, for now you see nothing can hold me not even your crooked policemen." Grunty said throwing L.O.G of his high horse. "Gruntilda?!?! I thought You were in my factory?" the game creator said in confusion. "That's what you thought you ignorant droid for now your life prepare for your life to be destroyed!" she said as she charged up a destruction spell and threw it at L.O.G. With that all there was a small pile of ash and a cracked screen. "Oh hi Banjo, it's nice to see you and your little Dodo." Gruntilda said finally saying hi to her old rival. "Wait who are you and why are you here?" Twilight asked trying to get some information. "My Name is Gruntilda the witch and my quest for beauty will be done with a kidnapping and with the flip of a switch." she said explaining herself. ''Really pulling off the plot of the first game? That's your plan wart breath?" Kazooie asked seeing the witches plan would go bad again. "Shut it bird, and now with that punk out of the way, I'll just take these two and I say to you all good day!" she said as she grabbed both of the princesses and flew off on her 'Lardmaster 300' broomstick. "Great now what do we do, she left so quickly we don't know where she went." Rainbow said as she hovered above the others. "All she left was this note saying 'Hahaha you stupid twits, if you don't find my clues then you should just quit. you life can be quite bland, you're next clue should be in a gemstone like land.'." Banjo said as he held a note. "Well great we don't know where she's talkin' about." Banjo said in a confused and defeated tone "Wait she said a gemstone like place. She must mean the Crystal Empire, come on everypony we're heading out to the Crystal Empire and since Banjo and his friends have the most experience dealing with that witch they'll be helping us that and they our help getting to know our land" Twilight said getting everyone together as they marched toward the train station.