WAHAHA! I found a shiny gem! Score for me! Wa-Wait a second, it’s shiny! I know gems are shiny, but this one...GLOWS!
Wario gets teleported to another part of Equestria! Where at though?
Now where the heck am I? I seem to be in a chamber! Oooh boy, those look like tough guys over there...
“What th-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?”
“Oh no reason” I say as I crack my knuckles.
“You want to fight?”
“Sure, I got nothin’ else to do!”
So I put up a fight with him, punches and kicks flying everywhere, but then...
“STOP!”
A crapload-a horses came through, all with swords! They took positions like this is some british battle and right then, I ran for it. I then realized that the gem teleported me here!
“Come on, come on, work you piece of garbage!”
I then teleported out of there. Now I’m on top of the biggest tree I’ve ever seen! I can see a balcony, which is weird, who’d live in a tree? Oh wait, these are animals, I see...anyways, I see some weird dragon dude bringing out books from the side of the tree. He’s puny for a dragon!
“HEY!” I yell at the dragon guy.
“W-who said that?” He said, shivering like a coward. I thought dragons were supposed to be tough!
“Up here!” Then I muttered “you puny dragon...”
“Whoa! How’d you get up there Wario?”
“You tell me, I found this weird gem here that teleported me up here!”
“G-geeeeeeeeeem?” He said weirdly.
“Whoa du-WHA?”
The guy’s flying towards me, and I don’t see any wings on him, he’s just flying straight at me! Slowly though.
“Get me out of here you stupid freaking gem!” I tell the dumb gem.
And eventually I teleport to Rarity’s house, of all places. And plus, my head’s stuck in the ceiling!
“AGH! HELP ME! SOMEONE, GET ME OUT! I’m going to suffocate up here!”
Eventually I felt someone pulling me down. Though when I came down, it appears that the person pulling me was Rarity. And she doesn’t even look tall enough to reach me!
“Hello again, Wario. Oooh! What’s that gem you got there?”
“I dunno, it’s the gem that got me stuck in that ceiling though.”
“Pardon?”
“Oh, this gem can teleport. I know that sounds kinda weird, but it does. Don’t ask why, because I don’t have a freakin’ clue.”
I hear a hah from her. Anyways I best get outta here...
Hey, what’s that in the distance? I see some figure...looking at me...