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It was just an average day in Spiral mountain, Banjo and Kazooie were enjoying their lives ever since they stopped Gruntilda from defeating them and taking their home again. Mumbo Jumbo and Humba Wumba had closed down their shops and returned to their lives as the shaman of Spiral Mountain once again, L.O.G had left them alone for vacation, and Ol' Grunty was toiling away in L.O.G's game factory. "Ah, this is the life right Kazooie?" the honey bear asked his red crested breegull friend.
"Not really, having bottle brain here talk to us about his life reminds me how boring this place really is, I mean why do ya think we got so fat over the years!?!" Kazooie replied to her country bumpkin pal. Banjo was as country as you could get he wore yellow cargo shorts and had a shark tooth necklace while also carrying a blue backpack in which Kazooie lived in.
"I guess you're right Kazooie but hey at least everything is back to the way it was before we got fat. I mean the only thing I could really think that we really need to get rid of is that gate to Showdown Town." the bear said having a hint of hatred toward the town.
Then all of a sudden a purple skinned, yellow skulled shaman wearing a brown grass skirt came running down the hill wile carrying a skull staff. "BEAR AND BIRD MUMBO NEED HELP!" He shouted.
"What is it Mumbo?" Banjo asked with a concerned voice knowing his shaman friend needed something important.
"*Pant* *Pant* Mumbo need help to see that Dumba Wumba worst shaman in Spiral mountain." Mumbo said trying to get his point through.
"Oh jeez not this again skull boy." Kazooie said annoyed knowing that they Mumbo and Humba always argued about who was the better shaman and asked the both of them to say who was the best. Then as if it was on que the Native American shaman came in and thean started to yell at Mumbo.
"Humba know that Dumbo try to persuade bear and bird to make you best Shaman." The Indian angrily said.
"Oh geez it's gonna be one of those kind of days" Kazooie said as she face palmed in agony.
Meanwhile In L.O.G's video game sweat/work shop
"This is just unfair, I thought I could finally beat that bear." Gruntilda the witch said as her mechanical body worked on various video games for people. "Every chance I get I fail, if my failures were animals they would be a whale." Grunty over the years had face many failure but this latest one takes the cake mainly because after all of what she did she still failed after being pummeled by a boulder, being turned into a skeleton, becoming a lame villain, and losing almost everything she had. "I'll get my revenge once again, but for now I'll try to get out of this pen." she said as she got out a small remote that opened a portal to help get her out of the factory.
Meanwhile back at spiral mountain
Banjo had a bored expression on his face as he sat in his comfy chair. "Are they still at it?" he asked Kazooie.
"Yep" Kazooie replied having to deal with the shaman debate almost every single week.
"Mumbo was first shaman here so he must be the best." Mumbo said trying to claim he was the best.
"Humba have better spells than you skull head so she is best" Humba said trying to win the argument due to her powers.
"Sure, sure Dumba can turn bird into lizard, but my spells help bear and bird survive terrible environments." Mumbo replied.
"Ooooh, Humba will show bone head who best, take this dummy!" Humba said as she shot a magic laser toward Mumbo who then shot a blast himself to defend himself. Then a magical portal stared to form when the lasers combined. As their spells hit a small purple portal started to form and acted like a worm hole.
"You fool your causing a rip in the universe!" The two shaman shouted in unison as the worm hole started to expand and started to suck up small bits of rock.
"Oh gosh this might not end well" Banjo said as he held onto his chair hanging for dear life as Bottles the short vest wearing mole came out of Banjo's house holding a box that said 'Dirtopoly: it's more fun than dirt itself' when Humba and Mumbo were pulled into the portal.
"Jam-Jars help me!" Bottle said as he held onto Banjo.
"Cousin I'm trying my best to help, but the portals strength is too strong." Jam-Jars, Bottles military like cousin said trying his best to plant himself on the floor. Pretty soon they all were sucked into the portal as it was growing more and more and as soon as the six were sucked up the portal closed in on itself.
Back at the Game factory
"I will get my revenge on those two now, soon enough I'll make them look dumber than a retarded cow!" Gunty said as she started to operate her small remote to send her back to Spiral Mountain but of course like many of her plans it backfired. When the portal opened she just decided 'Why not' and she jumped in.
As soon as Grunty left the factory L.O.G the flying computer monitor had sensed something going on and he decided to set things right. With his decision set he decided to teleport to see what the problem was. L.O.G was pretty sure that Banjo, Kazooie and Grunty were at their same old shenanigans again, and he knew he stopped that sort of thing just a few months ago. Knowing they did this just to annoy him again. With all the stuff he had to put up them, this is how they thanked him!?! He knew he had to stop them from start another conflict again. No one knew what would happen to them but all they knew is that there was another adventure to be had.