Twilight Goes to The Store

by Commander Ponysun


Original Character

Once upon a time after Twilight murdered that guy from Street Fighter remember?, her milk and bread somehow was gone from the counter above the display-case in Sugarcorner.

"Yo, shazbot where art my shazbotting milk and bread?" Twilight yelled at Mr. Cake, who had baby formula all over his shazbot.

"SHAZBOT YOU SHAZBOTTING GET OUT OF MY STORE." Mr. Cake suddenly yelled, but didnt because there was no exclamation point in the end of his stenence.

"WHY THE SHAZBOT ARE YOU YELLING?" Twilight yelled but didnt, because she questioned.

"THAT GUY FROM STREET FIGHTER, REMEMBER? WAS MY SHAZBOTTING LAWYER AND I'M GONNA GO TO PRISON FOR SHAZBOTTING MY FOALS." HE SUDDENLY YELLED BUT DIDNT AGAIN.

"Shazbot this." Twilight said before GTFO'ing to the middle of Cunterlot.

"Hey Incestia, do you have the time?" Twilight asked Princess Incestia, even though she was inside the court room and Twilight teleported into the middle of the city, I'm shazbotting confused.

The fourth wall is now weak enough to be shattered by a squad of Firewarriors in close combat.

"I"M NOT INCESTAI! I"M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BILESTIA!" Incestia suddenly actually yelled for the first time in this fiction, while turning around and revealing herself as a Illinois man inside of a Incestia costume.

"What?"

"AH SHAZBOT, I"M INEXPLICABLER INFLATERING AGAIRN." Incestia yelllered this except she didnt :d as she inflated like =in on of my japaneis animoos.

"How embarrasing."


Auther's Nose

Hah, just kidding I fucking hate anime.

Here are all of the other things I hate;

Furries.

Eldar.

Furries.

Dark Eldar.

Tau.

Furries.

Furries.

Faggots.

All zelda games except Majoras Mask.

FUCKING FURRIES.

Halo Wars.

And I what I hate the most..





YOU.

FUCK YOU FAGGOT.