Well, I’ma gonna have to find my TELMET v2 if I want to get out of here, with my treasure too!
So I started off by going into the caves.
“Yoohoo? Anyone in these caves?”
Then an angry swarm of bats chased me. I threw a few punches at them, and then fled. What, those crazy bats really looked like they wanted my blood!
I then gone and checked with other ponies. They all gave the same response.
“What’s a TELMET? I don’t have that, whatever it is.”
I’m not kidding, they all said that! Well maybe one said something different.
“Get out before I punch you in the face.”
Don’t worry though, he’ll be-a fine in the hospital!
Meanwhile, at Twilight Sparkle’s tre-wait she isn’t there anymore...errr...at Canterlot Castle...
“Hey Spike!” Twilight Sparkle walks in.
“Oh hey Twi! What the heck is that thing?” Spike says, looking at the device she’s holding.
“I don’t know...wait a second, there’s something written in here...TELMET Version 2? I’m not sure what this thing does, I’ll find out though.”
Now back to Wario, because I’m the narrator. He arrives at Rarity’s house to see if she has the TELMET v2.
“Hey Rarity, you there?” I ask in front of Rarity’s House.
“Hello again Wario.” Rarity greets me.
“I was wounderin’, do you happen to have the TELMET v2?” I ask her.
"What's that?" She asked.
"The thing I had on top of my head when I first got here."
“Hmmm...no I don’t, Twilight says that she’s picking up devices that have been scattered around here.”
“Who’s doing what?”
“Go by Canterlot Castle, it’s all the way up there.” She points into the direction of a place that looks like it’s going to become a avalance any second now. Just replace snow with buildings and you got it!
“Eh, okay. How does she look like?”
“She’s a purple pony with straight hair, and is a alicorn.”
“Okay then, now what the heck does is a alicorn?”
“Combination of Pegasus and Unicorn. They are by a princess as well.”
“Sounds interesting. I’ll be on my way, thanks for the info!” I say as I take off.
Then right ahead of me, I almost tripped over my motorbike! What that’s doing here is beyond me. But anyways, I use that and I take off toward the castle. I just hope bowser ain’t here, because it’s not my job to save princesses! I leave that to the guy in the red.
Anyways, I go through a forest, then through a plain, then through hills, and I had to leave my motorbike behind to climb up the mountain. This place isn’t welcome to vehicles! Then I FINALLY get to the castle and ask someone there “Have you seen a purple alicorn princess thing?”, and he replied “Go to the room ahead of you. Be wary, she’s collecting many devices today.”
So I go ahead, and see...WHAT THE HECK!?
“Spike, what is this doing?!”
“HEY! STOP! THAT’S MY TELMET!” I scream at the purple alicorn pony.
I then grab a hold of her and turn off the device.
“Not cool man. Not cool.”
“S-Sorry, this belonged to you? I was collec-”
“I’ve heard. Anyways, it’s alright now. So who would you be?”
“Twilight Sparkle. You must be Wario, yes?”
“Yep! How’d ya know?”
“Me and my friends liked playing your games, so we know you!”
“Ah, would one of your friends name be Rarity?”
“Yes.”
“Well then, it was a pleasure to meet you, despite you almost teleporting outta here.”
“This thing can teleport?”
“You’re in a TV Show, so I can teleport in here, and back out to the real world. You don’t want to know what my goal here is. I’ll see you later!” I walk out of the room, and see that Twilight is confused. Don’t know why, she should know she’s in a TV show! Otherwise...bah, nevermind...
HEY, IS THAT SHINY GEM?!