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// The Store 
// Story: Twilight Goes to The Store 
// by Commander Ponysun 
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It was early in the afternoon when Twilight finally finished her latest book; Blalo: Blasslands by Blaren Blaviss. Roughly throwing the book onto the pile of read books, she reached for another one from her unread pile. After a moment of grabbing at thin air, she looked over to find the pile empty, she had read every single book. With a sigh, she got up from her reading nook in her bedroom and dragged herself through the door and downstairs. Arriving at the library section of her home, she peered at  the various tomes lining the bookshelves when her stomach suddenly rumbled, reminding herself that she had not ate or drank for hours. Trotting over to the kitchen and into the fridge, she found that there was no bread or milk in her house, at all. She really needed some bread and milk right now.

With an agitated sigh, she went out into the streets, she had not noticed it inside the library, but it was pouring rain, and nopony was out, all locked in their homes, waiting out the storm. Being the trooper that Twilight is, she marched through the rain all the way to Sugarcube Corner. Roughly shoving her way into the establishment, she didnt wipe her hooves off because fuck the Cakes, they can clean it themselves. Quickly grabbing a loaf and bread and a two litre jug of milk from the display case, she set them down on the counter as she rifled through her saddlebags for bits. A loud slam disconnected her from her thoughts, and she looked up to see the door of the john wide open, and that guy from Street Fighter, remember?

And then they fought and it was fuuuun.








Author's Note

Now this.. this is the best fanfiction on this site.

Now lemme tell you why;

First, there's no fucking alicorn "orginal" characters.

Second, this isn't a fucking romance fic. Those suck dick. (Except Raridash.)

Third, It isn't a giant fagfest of major doodoo like some of the fics on this site, like FUCKING FALLOUT EQUESTRIA, CONVERSION BEOORO, HUMAN IN EQUESTRIA, MY LITTLE DASHIE FAN-EPILOGUES, AND THE FAGGIEST OF ALL IS;

MOTHERFUCKING COPY+PASTE+CHANGE NAMES BULLSHIT

FUCK