//------------------------------// // Chapter 2: A medical miracle // Story: My Life as a pony and how stupid it is // by AJTheMightyGamer //------------------------------// When Alex woke up, his whole body was aching and he couldn't even move his fingers let alone any part of his body. He tried to say something just to be sure that he was alive but it was no use. He was fully paralyzed and his vision grew dim. He had reached the end of this crazy ass roller coaster that was his life. Before Alex's eyes closed, he could see some odd shapes around him. They were mumbling something that he couldn't make out.... He then fell unconscious....... Nurse Redheart was busy with paper work left from an accident involving a young colt, a frog, and a taco. (Don't ask) When the hospital doors were suddenly smashed through as if they were mere pieces of paper. She jumped up from her chair and nearly had to put herself in a room due to a hard landing. She peeped over from her desk and saw that 6 ponies all rolled into one ball of colorful pony... ness. These 6 ponies happened to be the mane 6. There was Twilight.... (Forget it, you should know their names by now silly.) "What in the name of Celestia of you 6 doing?!" She exclaimed. "Nurse Redheart, we found this pony nearly dead near the Everfree forest. We need to help him!" Twilight explained in a worried voice. She carefully levitated the pony into the air and placed it onto a stretcher. Nurse Redheart pushed the stretcher into an operation room. She then trotted over to a large office and then trotted back out with a rather tall light skinned unicorn pony wearing small glasses. He was wearing a coat and had what looked like a weird beam gun contraption on his back. "Let's have a look see here..." He spoke to himself softly. He had a somewhat heavy German accent and at times his voice would sound like it was trying to hold back some kind of maniacal tone. The unicorn levitated Alex and at the same time pushed a button which turned on a rather large machine in the room. The doctor always hated giving ponies cat scans. He found the machine too loud and wished he could use his new medi gun and call it a day... But unfortunately, all of his past experiments failed horribly. That poor filly would never sit again... "Doctor?" The doctor suddenly looked up and turned to find the origin of the voice. It was Nurse Redheart... "You kinda spaced out there... We still have a patient." A worried look formed on Redheart's face. She was certain that the doctor was starting to lose it. But then she remembered that time where they first met... Something about lack of license or something... The doctor then stared at the unconscious pony in front of him, then with an evil looking grin he grabbed his beam looking thing and flipped a switch on it. It hummed to life; The inside of the nozzle glowed red and small red crosses floated out from it. The doctor aimed the contraption at Alex, and with low chuckle pulled the trigger. Nurse Redheart watched this in awe, she was informed that if the doctor ever pulled this kind of crazy stuff to stop him... but she couldn't help but observe. The gun released a beam that looked almost like a gas or fog machine. As it reached Alex's body, the beam became a bit more straighter and more brighter. A small, red glow surrounded him. This went on for a few minutes then suddenly the gun produced red sparks at the opening. "Doctor... What is happening?" Asked Redheart in a somewhat frightened tone. "I am going to finish ze procedure!" The doctor said aloud. A crazed look in his eyes and a maniacal grin across his face gave Nurse Redheart a chill down her spine. "A-Are you s-s-sure this will... work?" She was quivering as she asked this, suddenly worried that he might have gone mad... He chuckled at this. "I HAVE NO IDEA!" As he yelled that out, he pushed another small trigger on the gun, blasting a bright red beam of light into Alex, causing Alex's body to be covered in bright red energy. Nurse Redheart ran to a corner of the room and covered her head. I knew I should have gone into acting. She thought to herself. Eventually the glow faded away, the doctor started to put up his equipment and then proceeded to check on the patient. He started lightly slapping Alex's face and then poor cold water on him, which immediately got a movement out him. Alex started to twitch his body, then slowly moved his arms. His eyes struggled to open, he felt light headed and his heart was beating at an odd rate. He struggled to get up, yet he felt someone helping him sit up. As he slowly regained his consciousnesses, Alex could start to be aware of his surroundings. The two figures in front of him started to take a solid shape... they looked odd... That's when it hit him... "... y-yo-you .... wh-what... I...but..... wha... oh nonononnoonnonononono oh no!" Alex started to panic, his body spazzing out. He was lashing out with his fist... or what looked like his fist at the ponies around him. The doctor stepped back and grabbed a small gun that looked like it had needles inside. He aimed and shot a needle into Alex's ass, causing him to immediately black out again. Nurse Redheart slowly got up from the corner she was in. "What.... was that? What just happened? Just whaaa-" She was stopped mid sentience by the doctor who put a hoof to her mouth. "That vas my latest creation in ze field of medicine. The Medi Gun, able to heal any injuries big and small and potentially make them gods!" He lifted his hoof from her mouth and then looked back at the unconscious pony laying on the bed. The doctor levitated the body up from the bed and out the door. Twilight then took over for carrying the body, thanked the doctor, and walked out with her friends back to her house. "Thanks for coming and getting us Fluttershy, if you hadn't... then this poor pony would have died." Twilight said to her shy friend. She could see Fluttershy blushing at this and hiding her face with her mane. "Oh.... it was the right thing to do... I just had to help him, the poor thing." Fluttershy was stroking the pony's mane. She occasionally checked his pulse to make sure he was still alive. The 6 ponies surrounding the motionless body were all feeling a bit uneasy. Suddenly, the pony started to twitch. His eyes were slow to open, then opened wide in a flash. He sat up quickly and leaned his head forward to relive the head throbbing. The mane 6 all silently backed up a bit to give him room, trying to keep him as calm as possible. The lone pony started to raise his head up and groaned. "ugh.... mhh.... ow.. AJ... if this is one of your jokes, its not funny..." He managed to speak in a low tone. He rubbed his eyes and looked around the room. It was somewhat spacious with shelves of books everywhere. Like a library, but this one one seemed.... stranger. It was really colorful and bright, straight out of a cartoon. He turned his head right and saw a stairway. So this place has two stories He thought to himself. He turned his head left and saw more books, a desk, quills, and what looked like six colorful.... things He couldn't make them out too good, then realizing he did not have his glasses. He was about to panic until his glasses somehow levitated on his face. He shook his head and then looked back at the colorful blobs. They started to become more clear in his eyes.... What he saw made his blood turn ice cold. Six.... small colorful horses, all staring at him with looks of curiosity. "I don't believe it.... this is just a bad dream.... it.... no... No! NONONONONONONONONONO!" He said this while clutching his head, but something felt off.... He looked at his hands.... hooves?! "Oh God NO!" He jumped off the floor and tripped over his 4 legs. He crawled all the way to a mirror and wanted to cry. The six other ponies could only watch in fear and confusion. The crazed pony stared at the reflection in the mirror, he bit himself... nope, not a dream. He eyed a weird looking thing on his head, and touched it with his hoof. it felt sensitive like a........ Oh shit.... He thought. It was a dark red color, like his whole body. Hair was similar to his old hair, still black and covering his left eye. His eyes were red instead of brown, and he had a weird picture on his flank. it looked like his logo for his DJ name... He could not take it anymore. Where the fuck am I? Why the fuck am I here? How the fuck did I get here? "...... FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!"