//------------------------------// // Episode #1: What Show Is This Anyways?!! // Story: Wario's TELMET v2 // by MetroPone //------------------------------// Wahahaha! I’ma Wario, #1 greatest treasure hunter ever! You think you can beat me in a duel for money? Try me! Ahh...so anyways, I’ma here because I just lost all my treasure because I failed to steal it from this weird dude named Silver Ze...Zepir...bah, I don’t know how to say his name! But that doesn’t matter, for I need to make a new TELMET to get back there and regain what was rightfully not mine! So Wario goes in to his HQ...er back room to make the TELMET v2! This device should not only teleport him, but any treasure that’s within a 10 feet range! Now THIS... looks awesomer than my last one! Now then, let’sa go and grab back my treasure! Wario then uses his TELMET v2...only problem is it appears to have malfunctioned! Wario is going in between shows and shows...mainly bad cartoon shows found on 3 popular networks, but eventually it stops malfunctioning on a very specific cartoon show that wasn’t found in any of the 3 cra-err just cartoon channels... Grr...ow... my device just malfunctioned! Now where the heck am I? “Hi there!” A figure emerged from somewhere. “What the?! Who are you, what are you, and where am I?” I say in my great voice. “Calm down! I’m Pinkie Pie!” The figure said. “Yeah yeah, but where am I?” I say with my still awesome voice. “You’re currently in the Everfree Forest! You might want to get out of here, it’s dangerous here...” Pinkie Pie says while shuddering (like a coward) “Ha! Dangerous? Nothing’s too-a dangerous for me, Wario!” I say with my almighty voice. “But I’ll trust you on this, where’s the next safest place at?” I continue with my great and almighty voice. “It’s just around here, I’ll show you!” Pinkie Pie says while...hopping around like a bunny? The thing looks like a pony, but hops around like a bunny! I’ma utterly confused now... “Has there been known treasure around here?” I ask Pinkie Pie. “Oh yeah, I have a friend who’s known for gem collecting and using it for clothing!” She replies to me. “Well...do you mind if we go visit your friend you talk of?” I ask, with my still almightingly, AWESOME voice! “And I have a friend who’s great with magic,” She starts off “Wha? Magic?” I say to her “And one that can fly around,” She continues “You things can fly?” My brain is starting to hurt because of all this confusion! “And one th-” “STOP! You’re making my brain-a hurt!” I interrupted the pink freak. “Sorry...” “Can you just take me to one of them and get us out of here?” I ask her with my...bah, this is getting old! You all know how awesome my voice is! “Sure! It’s just around here, I’ll show you!” She says (again) while hopping around like a bunny again! These things are strange, I’m not calling them a horse though ‘cause they act nothing like one! I don’t even see Link shoving carrots up their-oh, nevermind... “Aaaaaaaaand we’re out!” She says as we exit the forest. “Well, that was quite-a easy.” I reply. “Hey! There’s Rainbow Dash!” She says excitedly “What and wha?” A rainbow haired thing lands in front of the both of us. “Hey Pinkie Pie! What’s up?” She begins to ask the pink thing next to me. “Oh hey Dashie! I found this guy here, he doesn’t seem like a pony at all though! What are you anyways?” She asks. Well, I guess they are a horse of some kind. I wonder if this is where Epona went... “I’m a human, and I forgot to mention my name. My name’s-a Wario, #1 at everything!” “Wario huh? I’ve heard of you before, you made those games that last a few seconds right?” The rainbowed-mane pony asks. “Wha? You know about my-a games?” “Yeah! They’re pretty cool!” Pinkie Pie says to me. “Ah good! Back at Diamond City, I used to be the guy they’d talk about all the time! But anyways, who’s this friend who likes gem collecting you were talking about earlier Pinkie Pie?” I asked as we started walking...somewhere. “Oh, you mean Rarity?” Rainbow Dash replies. “Rarity huh? I’m starting to recognize these names now! One of you is...err...something related to cereal and fruits I forgot now.” I say to them. “Fruits? You mean Applejack?” Pinkie Pie says. “Yeah that’s her!” “And one of you turned into this thing called a alihorn?” “Alicorn. That’d be Twilight Sparkle!” Rainbow Dash told me. I’m beginning to recognize the show I’ma stuck in! It’s commonly known as Friendship with Magicians or somethin’, don’t see any magicians here though. Talk ‘bout a misleading title! "Wait a second, that's Rarity's house over there!" Pinkie Pie spotted. "Ah good! I'd like to have a talk with her then." I say to them, walking toward the house. So I'm outside the door, and I knock on the door. I heard a voice from inside say "Come in!" So I come in. "Hello there, and welcome to Carousel Boutique! ...Hmm?" "You must be Rarity then? I'ma Wario, and I hear that you are interested in gem collecting!" "I sure am, just as much as I'm interested into making dresses!" “Well I’ma interested in treasure hunting in general! I was-a woundering, maybe we could do a deal of some sort. We can both find gems, and we both do 50:50 between them.” “Ehh...” She begins. “Not into it huh? That’s alright with me, I can find them on my-a own anyways!” I say as I start walking out the door. “Before you leave, mind the fact that there’s another group that’s interested in the treasure’s more than you are.” “Hah! More interested than ME?! Nobody is into the treasures like me!” I then go out the door and start my adventure into finding the treasures! ...Wait a tad sec, my TELMET v2! It’s not on my head! Crud, where'd it go?