Some ponies think Pinkie Pie is just being Pinkie Pie. Others think she's crazy. Me? I think she's batshit insane. So insane she had a party with a bag of flour, a pile of rocks, a bucket of turnips and lint. Wearing a party hat. So insane she abuses her cross dimensional abilities to pop out of barrels and crates and shouts 'FOREVER' when somepony is about to break a Pinkie Promise. So insane she sent the whole town into a state of uncontrollable laughter. I bet you haven't heard that one before have you? Well I'll tell you.
"Hi, Twilight!"
"Oh, hey Pinkie! Can't talk right now, real busy with an assignment from the Princess." And she darted off.
"I bet she could use some help!" I think you're right, Pinkie! She definitely needs help with an assignment from the Princess! What kind of friend would you be if you didn't help her!
"Yeah, I know!" And with that, Pinkie bounced after Twilight. Because she has springs in her hooves.
"But I do, silly!"
Ok, she bounced away after Twilight because she has springs in her hooves. My bad.
"Well, this is relaxing! Spike's out helping Rarity, and I get to study something new! All in the peace and quiet."
It won't be 'peace and quiet' for long, Twilight.
"Huh, where'd that voice come from?"
Uhh, h-hey look! Isn't that Pinkie?
Twilight wondered to herself, thinking that was just a voice in her head.
I'm not just a voice in your head, Twi. And, I'm serious. There's Pinkie.
Suddenly the front door of the library nearly came off it's hinges, and a certain pink pony walked in.
Told you so.
"Pinkie, do you hear a voice?" Asked Twilight, dreading the answer.
"Oh, you mean 'The Narrator'? Me and him are best friends!"
Aww, thanks, Pinkie!
"Anyway... I have an important assignment from Princess Celestia that I need to get done so-"
"Oh oh! What is it?"
Twilight sighed "It's a new magical substance that-- PINKIE! Put that down!"
"But it's a purple rock! And I know all about rocks, I used to work on a rock farm! And I've never seen anything like this before!"
Fascinating, isn't it?
Twilight snatched the rock out of Pinkie's hooves, and her eyes filled up with pink. Then she doubled over in a state of uncontrollable laughter.
Over in the display case, Twilight's Element of Magic zapped Pinkie's Element of Laughter, and turned it purple.
Well, that escalated quickly. Huh, where'd you go?
I'm here silly!
Pinkie, shouldn't you progress with the story?
"Ok!" Shouted Pinkie.
"Hey, Twi, you home?" Shouted a voice from Twilight's window.
"Oh, hey Dashie!"
"Hey, Pinkie. Is Twilight-"
Dash notied the purple unicorn rolling on the floor with laughter.
"Hey, Pinkie, what's with-"
"Shh, hold this rock!"
"Uhh, ok."
Dash took the rock. Her eyes filled up with pink and she doubled over, laughing her feathers off.
Litteraly, her feathers fell off.
She looks funny like that! Hey, I know! I can make everypony laugh and be happy with this rock!
Ok, initiate transition!
A few days later after Pinkie farmed the rocks, creating more purple rocks...
Pinkie grabbed her megaphone from her Personal Void Storage Rift, and starting shouting into it.
"Hey, everypony! Grab a Happy Rock from Sugarcube Corner now! They're free!
A few ponies started murmuring.
"And it's not a pastry or cake! It's an actual rock!"
Now ponies started flooding Sugarcube Corner to a little table that had a sign on it, telling ponies that you can get your Happy Rocks here.
I made it myself!
Everypony suddenly burst into laughter, dropping their rocks, smashing the rocks, realeasing purple energy, making them laugh harder.
Pinkie just bounced away to the school house.
You can't be serious!
Yuppers! Kids are always so sad and bored at school!
Pinkie's mane was starting to straighten out.
To Cherrilee's Schoolhouse!
Cherrilee was talking to the class about rocks, when the door burst open to reveal...
"Pinkie!" Shouted the class. Save two stuck up brats by the names of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
"Hey, who are you calling stuck-up, voice?" Yelled Diamond.
Pinkie, I think the fourth wall is broken. Pinkie?
HEY KIDS YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT ROCKS?
"YEAH!" Shouted the class, their eyes widening moments later when they realised what they just agreed too. Cherilee just had an amused look on her face.
"Great, I'll pass some around!" Said Pinkie, passing the purple rocks around. The kids just took them, thinking that they would make the day go faster. Suddenly all the kids' eyes filled up with pink, and they started laughing uncontrollably.
Pinkie's mane straightened a bit more.
That can't be good...
To Sweet Apple Acres!
Pinkie bounced along the dirt path to Sweet Apple Acre's barn. Applejack was having an Apple Family Reunion.
OOOOO! That's really super-duper good! There's more ponies here which means more laughter!
Wouldn't you need more rocks?
Oh, I packed alot.
Pinkie reached into her Personal Void Storage Rift, and pulled out a sack.
"Hey, Applejack!" Pinkie yelled, getting Applejack's attention.
"Oh, hey there Pinkie! Come to join us for lunch?"
"No, I want to show everypony in Ponyville my rock collection! But some pie would be nice!"
"Ok, then. Hey, everypony! This is muh friend Pinkie!
Pinkie suddenly broke into a sprint, and a pink plur started racing round the farm, placing rocks in everyponies hooves.
Before anypony knew what was going on, they were all laughing.
Pinkie's mane was now fully straight.
To Carousel Boutique!
The door exploded. Rarity screamed.
"Hi Rarity!"
"Oh, hello Pinkie. Do try to knock next time."
What do you mean next time? There's no door.
Rarity screamed again.
What is it with ponies getting startled that I'm here?
"Hey, Rarity, look at my rock!"
Rarity's eyes lit up.
"Pinkie, that rock is beautiful! I simply must have more than... just... IS THAT A WHOLE SACK FULL?"
"Yeah!"
Rarity just snatched the sack off Pinkie and the moment she put her hoof in the insanely purple sack, Rarity burst into laughter. And she laughed harder. And harder. And harder. And harder. And harder. And harder. And--
We get it.
Meh. She just laughed really hard because of the amount of... I don't know...
115!
Ok, she laughed really hard because of the amount of 115 infused rocks in the sack. And Pinkie's tail straightened out a tiny bit.
To Fluttershy's Cottage
"Angel, please eat the carrot?"
Angel shook his head.
"Please?"
Angel shook his head.
Fluttershy gave Angel a look that said 'please eat your carrot, for me?'
Angel just turned away and shook his head.
"You earned this, mister!" Fluttershy gave him a stare that bore into his soul and said 'eat your damn carrot!'
Angel swallowed the carrot and ran for his dear life. "Oh, dear. I hope I didn't scare him."
"Watcha doing, Fluttershy?"
Fluttershy screamed and fainted. Pinkie just placed a rock in her hooves and she started giggling.
That was easy...
Pinkie's tail was now fully straight. Now she looked like this.
Last Stop, Ponyville Marketplace
There was a suprising lack of salesponies and an even more suprising lack of customers. But whoever was left Pinkie was letting them sample her Happy Rocks in a stall she somehow set up in a few seconds.
"Remember, just place it in your hooves and it's sure to bring you joy!" Giggled Pinkie.
After a while, everypony in Ponyville was laughing uncontrollably. Twilight's been laughing nonstop for a few days now. So has Dash. Applejack and Rarity have been laughing for a few hours. Fluttershy has only been laughing for a good twently minutes. Pinkie was really happy with herself.
Until she saw the Royal Chariot pull up. Princess Celestia stepped out with a confused look on her face.
"Pinkie, do you happen to know why everypony is laughing?"
Quick, give her a rock!
"Yes, but first, here's a present!" Pinkie handed the rock over to the Princess.
She stood still, her eyes slowly filling up with pink. The corners of her mouth began to twitch upward. Then she burst into laughter.
The guards looked at her. Then looked at the Princess. Then looked back at where Pinkie was standing.
Well, fella's. It looks like Pinkie's gone.
The guards looked startled at a sudden voice out of nowhere.
Hey, guess what?
The guards just shrugged.
THE END!
