The Zodonian Pony Republic of Houston

by jidbrony


Chapter 2

Chapter 2


Terl decided to reveal himself and runs over to Zod to get him out of the jam he had gotten himself in. Applejack and Applebloom continued to stair up at Zod as Zod just looked at them with arrogance and superiority.

"Zod!, Zod!" Terl said as he grabbed Zod by the ear and started to whisper to him. "What are you doing you idiot!"

"I am imposing my will on those two four legged things, for Zod is awesome and imposes his will on all four legged creatures who do not kneel before me so once again I command you to KNEEEEEL before Zod!." Zod answered sounding defiant.

"Yes but you can't just go up to them and demand them to kneel before you. Not until we know who there are, and what they are."

Zod though this over for a while, he turned around to see Applejack and Applebloom just staring at the two strange creatures not sure what to do. He turned back to Terl. "Very well, we shall begin in the process known as making a introduction, come along!"

Zod then walks up to the two ponies. "Greetings strange creatures of four legs, I am General Zod, AND YOU WILL KNE..."

Terl stopped him in his tracks before he could finish. "What he means is do you know exactly were we are, you see were not from around here."

"Oh is that it." Applejack said sounding relieved. "Ah you foreigners ey well then I guess we can help you out Mr...um."

Terl finished her sentence. "I am General Ferdinand Von Terl of the proud Pys-Clone army!" he answered boastfully.

Applebloom started to giggle a bit as well as General Zod. Terl didn't seem to understand what was so funny. "What!...What's so funny,"

"I'm sorry it's just....Ferdinand is a funny first name." Applebloom said having trouble to hold in her laughter. Applejack gave her a little nudge and look at her with disapproval.

"I know... Maybe he works in a flower shop part time!" Zod said adding to the insults.

"Oh stop! Ferdinand is a proud name one that demands respect!" Terl shouted sounding annoyed, but he couldn't stop Zod's and Applelblooms burst of laugher. "STOP!" Terl yelled.

"Applebloom!" Applejack said looking disappointed at her sister. Applebloom stopped and lowered her head in shame.

"Sorry sis? He started it!" Applebloom pointed at Zod.

"I did not, clearly it was you that began the insulting laughter at Terl. Which is something I highly approve of." Zod responded looking shocked. "You are lucky however that Zod is a merciful Warlord and again approves of insulting Terl. Because of your judgment in names I promise you will have a place in the new Zodonian order."

Applejack nor Applebloom didn't understand what Zod was talking about and decided not to ignore it. "Um, why don't you two go inside the barn, my friends should be popping by in a hour anyway for a get together were having perhaps you could meat them and we can explain together were you are."

Zod and Terl follow Applejack into her house as they enter the living room. They two of them decided to sit on the couch since they have been standing all day. Zod and Terl look around the quaint little house and notice a certain pattern about these ponies.

"Excuse me Applejack but judging my your name and yours sisters name and the fact you Apples all over you house I've have come to a critic conclusion." Terl told Applejack said.

"Oh really what." Applejack asked sounding curious.

"You............ like the color red." Terl said with a sense of vindication. Zod just put his hand on his head and began rubbing his template.

"No you dolt! They like Apple's... I mean how it can't be that hard to figure it out! How do you even put those two things together." Zod said smacking Terl on the head.

"Uh...Okay?" Applejack said. "Do you want me to get you fellahs anything, I have some Apple cider, Apple Juice, or maybe some nice sweet Apples."

"Zod does not like Apple's he has read that they are used to poison peoples especially pretty princesses that are more pretty than evil queens." Zod said looking suspicion at the apples.

"I have some of that strange cider you speak off, on my planet we have something of the same nature except made of nuclear waste." Terl said sounding intrigued at the drink known as cider.

Applejack gave Terl his cider, Terl enjoyed the drink greatly. A hour passed and finally five other pony creatures began to walk up to the farm, Zod noticed them through Applejacks windows and began to examine them sinisterly.

"More of those strange for legged creatures are moving into our position." Zod then notices the purple and white one with horns on there head. "Look!" Zod pointed at them Terl walked up to the window to see what Zod was pointing at.

"They have horns." Zod pointed.

"So...They probably just mutated freaks we have them on our planet all the time. Most of the time we just behead them hoping our nuclear atmosphere would grow it back." Terl said.

"No Terl you moron. On planet Houston the inhabitants have a name for these creatures called Unicorns. The ancient legends say that they have the power of magic on there side. In my opinion these creatures are just lots inhabitants of Kyrpton though." Zod said examining the unicorn.

"There coming, act natural." Terl said as both he and Zod rushed back to the couch and tried to act as if they weren't spying on the Ponies coming to the farm.

"Ah my friends are coming, I tell them your situation so they won't be shocked." Applejack said as she noticed her friends coming. She goes outside and begins to talk to the other Ponies. As she does there faces show off expression of shock and surprise. Applejack turns around and calls out. "Zod, Terl you can come out now!"

Zod and Terl then head outside. Zod stands tall and proud as he looks at the other five ponies. "Greetings creatures I am General Zod."

"Greeting General Zod my name is Twilight...." she was interrupted when Zod yelled out. "KNEEEEEEEEL!"

"Sparkle." Twilight finished after Zod gave his command. Terl just slapped his hand on his forehead.

"You really need to stop doing that Zod." Terl said in annoyance as the rest of the Ponies just starred at Zod not sure what to make of his strange outburst.

Then the blue Pegasus flew up to Zod and examined him closely. "Hey dude you know those aren't men's cloths you know." she said.

"Rainbowdash, please I think they look slim and unique." The white unicorn said.

Applejack introduced them. "These are my friends Rainbowdash and Rarity."

"Please to meet you. I am happy to know the one called Rarity has appreciation for fine Kyrptonian garments." Zod said "Unlike some people." he turns around and looks at Terl menacingly.

"Oh please everyone knows those are just spandex." Terl insulted.

"And these two over here are Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy." Applejack then pointed to the Pink pony with the wild looking mane and the yellow pony with that looked nervous and frighten.

"Wow! are you Aliens oh cool I should through you one of my Pinkie Pie parties." Pinkie Pie exclaimed looking excited to meet new people.

Zod looked intrigued. "A... Pinkie Pie Party interesting although I must admit they are nothing compared to a party that is through by me...General Zod."

"Tell me Mr.Zod were do you come from anyway." Twilight Sparkle asked looking interested.

"I young one am from the destroyed planet of Kyrpton. I am one of the last surviving members of my race and am on a constant hunt for great enemy the Son of Joar-El. But now I wish to learn about your planet, and why there are six talking Ponies in my midst."

"Well...Um your in Equestria." Twilight responded. "And most of the species who live here are Ponies, although we do have a few Griffons, Zebras and Changelings around but for the most part it's just Ponies."

Zod stroked his beard with interest as he pondered his next moves. "I wish to see an archival information you may have about your land." Zod demanded.

"Oh...Sure." Twilight said understanding what Zod wanted. "You can come to my library we have many books on the history of Equestria which I'm sure you'll be interested in."

"Um...Hello isn't anyone going to ask who I am." Terl said trying to get the group attention. But it was to late they all began to head in the direction of Twilight's library leaving Terl in the dust and looking very annoyed. "Well that's just great, first I get lip from that filly now this." Terl followed along frowning and looking depressed.

A few minutes passed as Zod and Terl entered a small village. Zod looked very unimpressed. "Oh please on planet Kyrpton we had monuments made out of a diamond stones! They would easily crush you small tiny hut houses."

"Well you don't have to be a jerk about it." Rainbowdash said looking annoyed.

"Of course I can I am Zod, and as such I have my right to look down on your race." Zod retorted .

"Great this guy is worse than Trixie." Rainbowdash whispered to Applejack who agreed with her.

"Yeah, he also likes to speak in the third person a lot to." Applejack responded. She then started to sweat a little bit. "Boy Celestia's sun sure is warm today."

Zod seemed interested. "Who is the one you call Celestia and why does the sun seemingly belong to her." Zod questioned.

"Oh that's easy Princess Celestia is our ruler and she controls the sun why her sister Princess Luna controls the moon."

"Fascinating." Zod said sounding intrigued. "So you are telling me that you worship people who control you sun and moon."

"Well I wouldn't say." before Twilight could finish Zod went up into space and pushes the Sun out of orbit only to push it back in it's original place. As soon as he lands he screams. "KNEEEEEEL!"

"How... How did you do that." Twilight asked looking exchanged.

"Simple I used my supper Zod muscles or as I call them Zoscles, to move your sun out and then back into orbit. For you I draw power from your sun." Zod said looking defiant.

"Oh please enough of your power boasting Zod can we get inside so we can find a way to get home." Terl asked tired of walking around.

"Um...yeah were actually here right now." Twilight said as she pointed to a large tree in the middle of town.

"A tree... your home is tree." Zod asked looking disgusted. "A tree is a home for Vernon not a place to store important archives. Of course considering you are mules I wouldn't be surprised. Fine! I shall enter into your tree home and learn the ways of your world so I can easily conquer it."

"What!" Twilight said.

"Uh...Uh.. Zod said what I mean is were I come from Conquer means study...yes I will study your planet." Zod said hoping they would by it and thankfully for him they did.

"Nice save General crud." Terl whispered in his ear as they all entered the tree home. "Surprised they haven't figured out were evil yet."

"Perhaps it's the plot whole." Zod responded as he entered the tree home ready to begin his study on Pony kind.