What the Heck

by Zytharros


23:58 and the Second Five Thousand Words... Featuring DITZY DERP (WHAT'S MY NAME?)

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DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA

MY CPU AND HARD DRIVE MALFUCKTIONED TODAY. PLEASE FUCKS ME. I SEEM TO BE MESSING UP A LOT OF WORDS AND FUCKRASES THAT SOUND LIKE A CERTAIN EARTHBOUND SWEAR WORD. I HOPE YOU CHOOSE TO DECUMMISION ME.

YOUR FAITHFUL SEX TOY
TWILIGHT SPARKBOT.

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I don't know how I obtained it. But I did.

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And she wrecked more ponies in ten seconds than Cloud Kicker did in a month.

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DITZY DERP (WHAT'S MY NAME?)
TwentyTen f. Derpy Hooves


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Dit-zy dit-zy dit-zy do
Dit-zy doo Der-py Hooves

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Dit-zy doo dit-zy doo
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Dit-zy doo Der-py Hooves

Po-ny with the switched up eyes
It's ta-kin' all of my mind just to see you fly
And it's go-in' to take the rest o' my life
To feel your fur run a-gainst my mind

Po-ny with the deaf-'nin' sound
You bring the bass to the space when there's none a-round
It's goin' to send me tum-blin' down
And set my hooves on fire from the un-der-ground

And what is her name?
Why it's...

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Dit-zy doo Der-py Hooves

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Dit-zy doo dit-zy doo
Dit-zy dit-zy dit-zy do
Dit-zy doo Der-py Hooves

Po-ny with the hi-dden crowd
They like you best in the test when you tum-ble down
But you don't pay them no mind
'Cuz you're above re-per-cu-ssions of ev-'ry kind

Po-ny with your head in space
You seem to fly and dis-re-gard all the lo-gic in this place
And so you fight dif-f'rently
And take 'em out with your clout and the swag that you bring

What is her name?
Tell me! WHAT IS HER NAME??
IT'S....!

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Dit-zy doo dit-zy doo
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Dit-zy doo Der-py Hooves

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Dit-zy doo dit-zy doo
Dit-zy dit-zy dit-zy do
Dit-zy doo Der-py Hooves

I love to fly
Upside down
I love to fly
Keep spin-nin' round
Build me a goal
I'll tear it down

Down, down, down...

WHAT'S MY FUCKIN' NAME???

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Dit-zy doo dit-zy doo
Dit-zy dit-zy dit-zy do
Dit-zy doo Der-py Hooves

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Yeah!

Ditzy ditzy...







...I wish.





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Vinyl Scratch meets her alter ego DJ P0N-3 and has relations with her. Y'know, because they're twin sisters and all. Like Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. But better. Too much better to accurately be compared. Like, if Mary and Ashley were bread and butter, Scratch and P0N-3 are pizza and beer. Without the tire tracks or roadkill in the middle. Like, Lindsay Lohan is LOW. HAN. Like, a pesser-grade HAN. So LO it has to be be-LO the HAN-gar. Y'lin-SEE?

I'll shut up with the puns now.

You have just read the ultimate shipfic. Since you have no free will of your own, you believe me. Ha. Now you can't do anything until I say it. Because I'm a pile of words that told you to bullstar your zebra. 'Cause you now think zebras are the hottest thing to fap to in the world. You also think you'd like to watch Pil-

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