It was a beautiful day in Canterlot and Discord was chilling on a cloud, inside the royal maze, sipping on some chocolate milk while laying down in his copyrighted cloud hammock.
"Ahhh, it's such a beautiful day, the sun is shining, the birds are singing. You could not ask for a better day." Discord took a deep breath of fresh air. "And I'm so bored that it's dripping out of my skull." He sighed, as he tilted his head to get the bored out his skull, but the liquid bored would not go away so easily, it made its way up his body and back into his skull. Discord sighed again.
Discord got out of his hammock and walked over to a small pond. 'Hmm, I wonder what Celestia and Lulu are up to.' He thought to himself as he plucked a remote controller out of the air. He aimed at the pond and clicked 8-0-0-8-5. A bubble emerged from the pond, inside the bubble he could see Celestia taking her usual afternoon nap. She looked so content and comfortable, he almost felt bad for what he was about to do.... or not.
This is a way to good opportunity to waste. Discord chuckled. "Let's see, what can I do and what I shouldn't do."
Discord raised his paw and snapped his fingers together, in a bright white light Celestia's room had transformed into a giant nursery, complete with a crib, a yellow pacifier and a big fluffy plush of himself. Celestia was still sleeping like nothing had happened, she did however hug the plushy as she tried to get more comfortable.
"Well that's adorable.", but something is missing. He materialized a permanent black marker out of nowhere. He then reached out with the marker and pushed it through the bubble, he then drew a good ol' fashioned British moustache on Celestia's face. "Perfect." He peeled the marker like a banana and ate it.
Even thought that had been a bit of fun, he was still bored. *Sigh* "I might as well see what Lulu is up too." He picked up the remote and pressed 1-3-3-7-menu. The clear view the bubble once had suddenly got replaced with black and white static. Much to Discord's surprise. "What the chocolate-milk is going on?" He proceeded to bash the top of the bubble. "OH GREAT, NOW I GOT TO GET A NEW BUBBLE!" He stretched his paw beyond the borders of this story and into a certain underwater world, where a talking yellow sponge creature lives.
"Are you ready kids?" A pirate voice said.
"Aye aye Captain!" The voices of children cried out.
"I can't hear you." The pirate voice said.
"Aye aye Captain!" The invisible kids shouted.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." The pirate voice was holding the note, it was almost like he was waiting for something. *Loud inhale* "Okay where is the bubble transition?" The pirate voice said.
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Discord pulled his paw back into the borders of this story. "Ah, there we go, the finest soap-bubble mixture you can get your claws on." He dipped the tool into the bubble mix and blew a tiny bubble into the pond, as the tiny bubble landed in the pond it grew into a 55 inch 3D bubble and suddenly Luna could be seen munching on a piece of moonpie, as Luna levitated a piece of pie into her mouth, her tongue almost touched Discord.
"Eugh, gross." Discord tossed his 3D glasses on the ground, he grabbed the remote and turned off the 3D. "3D is overrated anyway. So Lulu is enjoying a snack now is she. Well not for looooooong." He singsonged.
Luna was sitting by her desk inside her chamber, she had allowed herself a midday snack before going back to bed. She was sipping on a cup of mild camomile tea and enjoying her slice of moon-pie.
"Mmm, moon-pie, is there anything better?" Luna murmured to herself in delight. She reached over to her teacup and took a deep sip of her tea, once she emptied her teacup she realised that it tasted a bit strange, but she shrugged it off.
She sliced of another piece of pie and chewed it slowly, but that too tasted odd. Luna pierced a piece of pie with her fork and looked at it for a good while, it looked like a moon-pie but the chocolate cover had been replaced with a cover made out of espresso-beans.
Suddenly Luna was full of energy, she had a hard time sitting still and she was shaking violently. She quickly took her teacup and smelled it, her tea had been replaced by a 100x strong super espresso. Sparks were flying and she rocketed through the roof, she went straight up into the air, she broke the barrier of sound 4 times on her way up. There was only one person who would do such a thing.
Luna's face turned red of anger. "DISCORD!" Luna was soon nothing more than a blue trail in the sky, from the looks of it she was heading into space.
The sound of Luna crashing through the roof had awoken Celestia from her nap, she tried to roll out of bed but something was blocking her, she sat up and realized that her bed had somehow transformed into a crib, she put two and two together. "Discord," Celestia growled with pure hatred, in her tone.
She spat out the pacifier and teleported herself to Discord's chamber. But he was not there. "DISCORD WHEN I GET MY HOOVES ON YOU, YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THAT I EVER GAVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE!"
Meanwhile back in the maze.
Discord was rolling on the ground laughing. "HAHAHAHAHAH. This is hilarious." He wiped a tear from his eye. He got back on his feats and walked up to his bubble tv. "Oh my, It looks like wittle Cewestia is a bit cwanky. Hahahaha-" *BOOM!* His laughing was interrupted by the sound of his bubble tv exploding with the force of a small nuclear bomb and thus sending him slamming into the wall of the maze.
Discord got up and gulped."Oh.......rats." he tugged at his beard. "That is my que to get out of here. I wonder what Fluttershy is up to." He snapped his paw and in a blinding white light he was gone.
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Meanwhile in space.
Luna was rocketing through space at great speed. All that caffeine had forced her body into a state of hyper-drive, simply put her body was wasting power faster than it could produce it and she was unable to do anything about it, she was going to continue flying through space until all her power was gone and once that occurs her life will come to an end.
Luna could feel her body starting to disintegrate. She had no clue where she was, she wanted nothing but to be with her sister again. "Some pony please help me." She whispered into the darkness that was space.
As she sped through space it seemed to cling to her very body, slowly covering more and more of her changing her into a form everypony once knew and feared.
Her body was consumed by the dark essence known as Nightmare Moon, It was her bodys last resort, her last source of strength. She despised when it happened, it made her feel weak and every time it happened she felt was betraying both herself and her sister.
Every Time it happened there was always a small chance of her once again being taken over, by the darkness lurking deep within her soul.
This time however it only lasted long enough to barely save her own life.
The transformation had given her a few more seconds of consciousness, but that was all it was capable of.)
Suddenly she slammed into something and whatever it was it had stopped her rapid flight. Luna was barely conscious, but she still manage to get a quick peek at whatever creature had stopped her, she could not believe her eyes, it looked like a piece of space had manifested into the shape of an alicorn, she wanted to say something but due to lack of both power and oxygen she passed out before she was able to.
The unknown entity embraced Luna carefully and gently kissed her forehead, it raised it's hoof and pushed Luna's unconscious body into the direction of her home world. "Det var kul att se dig igen, mitt barn, men din tid är långt ifrån inne." The entity spoke in an ancient tongue before it once again melded back into the dark matter that was space.
Luna's body traveled through space at a speed beyond light and it only took her mere moments to land in Equestria. The loud crash had caught Celestia's attention, she flew towards the crash site, she instantly sensed Luna's essence and flew even faster.
She landed close to the crater and walked up to the impact area, she was dreading what she was about the see.
'Had Luna been burnt to a crisp, was she even alive?' Those were some of the questions racing through her mind. She gazed into the crater and to her surprise Luna was unharmed, well sort of, there was a small abnormality.
She levitated her little sister onto her back and flew back to the castle.
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Fluttershy was sitting by a small table outside her cottage enjoying a cup of herbal tea and a slice of carrot-cake.
She was not alone at the table, to her left sat the small bunny known as Angel, he was munching on a piece of carrot-cake as well and at the opposite side of the table sat one of Fluttershy's oldest friends. An old snake named Grayscale, he was the first animal Fluttershy had cared for just as she had moved into her cottage years ago, to him Fluttershy was a goddess and he would do anything for her, he was enjoying a cup of tea as he was enjoying the warmth of the sun.
They were all having a wonderful time and then they all got blinded by a bright light.
Fluttershy fell off her chair and let out a terrified squeak. "Ekk!" Angel bunny put his paws up preparing for a fight and Grayscale hissed loudly baring his fangs ready to strike whatever had created that light.
"Tsk tsk tsk, honestly Fluttershy you need to man up a bit, I mean I must have appeared out of a bright light at least 89 and a half times since we first meet." Discord said as he held fluttershy high in the air in between his mismatched hands.
Both Angel bunny and Grayscale face planted/tail planted. 'Not this guy again, I'm out of here.' They both thought as they left the table. Angel hoped inside the house and planted himself on a cushion, he quickly fell asleep.
Grayscale slithered down towards the river and laid himself upon a sun bleached stone in order to catch some of the late afternoon sun.
Fluttershy smiled as she saw who it was. "Hi Discord it's good seeing you again but, maybe... next time you could send me a note or something before you arrive? If I knew you were coming I would have bought more snacks." She embraced him and nuzzled his neck.
Discord returned the hug and pulled his talon through her mane. "I could do that, but you know, I'm the living embodiment of chaos not even I know when or where I'm going to appear." He put her down and poured himself a cup of tea.
They chatted for awhile about everything and beyond.
They were suddenly interrupted by a very rude eagle who decide to shriek at the top of his lungs. Fluttershy dove under the table and covered her head with her hooves. Discord plugged his ears with his fingers, he then materialised a slingshot out of nowhere and fired a glowing marble at the eagle, thus turning the eagle into a flying whoopie cushion with eyes.
The former eagle flapped its wings, making a fart sound with every flap it took and it farted of into the distance.
"Hahahaha, that's what you get for breaking one of my eardrums." Discord pulled out a small broken drum from his ear. "Look now I got to repair it, do you know how hard that is?" He put a piece of gum in his mouth and started chewing.
Fluttershy got up from underneath the table and gave him a disapproving stare. "Discord turn him back, he did not mean it, he is just a cute little animal."
Discord sighed as he tried to fix his eardrum with gum. "Fluttershy my dear, you need to man up a little, I mean sure it was surprising hearing that flying gasbag trying to shatter the very fabric of space. But there was no reason to get scared." He put his eardrum back inside his head and clapped his hands a few times by each ear. "Great I once again have stereo quality hearing."
Fluttershy puffed up her chest and said. "I was not scared. I know I'm not the bravest pony in the world but at least I do my best-" She was interrupted by a puff of red smoke in her face.
Discord appeared in front of her in the shape of a tiny red dragon. "Boo."
"Ek!" Fluttershy's chest deflated and she dove under the table again. She was shaking like a leaf.
"Oh my, oh my." Discord said in a high pitched tone, it almost sounded like he was talking on helium. In a puff of smoke he was back to normal. He picked Fluttershy up by her tail and frowned at her. "Tsk tsk tsk. Not scared, huh?"
Discord put fluttershy down on the ground. Fluttershy sat down and it looked like she was going to cry.
"Hey, no no no no, no crying, okay?" He lifted her chin up and smiled at her. "You know what Flutters, I'm going to train you and once I'm done with you nothing will scare you."
Fluttershy tilted her head. "Oh, you don't have to do that. I don't mind being a little scared."
Discord pulled at his beard and groaned. "There is no escape from this Flutters. Now to make this a little more interesting, every time you get scared you'll shrink. Like this." Discord transformed himself into a diamond dog and roared at her.
"Ekk!" Fluttershy felt a tingling sensation in her body and she noticed that Discord got a few inches taller.
"Just like that, hahahaha. This is going to be so much fun." Discord smiled wickedly. To his surprise Fluttershy continued to shrink and very fast at that.
Fluttershy panicked at the sight of everything growing bigger and bigger. "Ahhh, Discord stop this right now! It's not funny anymore. She screamed with tears in her eyes and panic in her voice.
Discord snapped his talon and luckily Fluttershy grew back to her normal size. He wiped his forehead and drew a breath of relief. "That wasn't supposed to happen." He stroked his beard, thinking.
Fluttershy was breathing heavily, her heart was racing and she was on the verge of tears. "Promise me th..tha..that you ne..nev..never do that again. That was one of the scariest things I have experienced so far in my whole life. Just seeing everything grow massive, brr I'm getting goosebumps just by thinking of it."
Discord crouched down and looked her deep into the eyes. "Fluttershy I would never hurt you on purpose. I would rather die than harming you. I give you my word, I will never cast a shrinking spell on you ever again." He crossed his heart and ate a cupcake with his eye.
Fluttershy smiled at him and gave him a hug. "Thank you Discord." Discord returned the hug and after a few moments they broke it. It was starting to get dark and Fluttershy let out a big yawn. Discord cracked his back and levitated into the air.
"Anyway Flutters, it's getting late. I'll come back tomorrow and then you're no fear training will begin. Goodnight dear." In a puff of smoke he was gone. Fluttershy walked into her cottage and went straight to bed.
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Later that same night. Discord was snoring audible and he was talking in his sleep. "Zzz, shrinking spell on zzz Fluttershy zzzz bad."
Sadly fate has its own way of playing pranks. Discords tail shaped itself into a hand and snapped its fingers together, a bolt of yellow light flew out of his tail and bolted towards a certain cottage in the outskirts of Ponyville, the bolt hit its mark and faded away.
Fate can be a real butthole sometimes.