//------------------------------// // Derpy! // Story: See, This is Why we Can't Have Good Things! // by ininbbtfctub //------------------------------// Hello! Just refer to me as Riloussa for now. I'm a digital reality scientist, and I've been practicing an experiment to bring entities into reality. This method requires a large amount of energy, a 1 extremely complicated code and one subject matter that I had to code to be sentient, I am a giant brony... Derpy Hooves. My alarm clock rang, blistering through my dreams. I got up and did my daily routine, today I was extra cheerful. I love my job, I get paid for attempting to blur the line between reality and digital reality. Awesome job, isn't it? I went to my job, also pulling out my notebook, this notebook carried everything I've been working on for the past 2 years. I picked up my pencil and wrote: Day 695 The machine is done, I'm attempting to bring entities into reality. Test one is commencing... As soon as I arrived at my workstation I readied and fired the first ray, causing a little block of plastic to appear onto the plate. Energy readings were fluxuating disastrously. The entire lab blacked out for half a second, thankfully no one else was at the lab at the time. Continued... The energy readings were fluxuating dangerously during the entire process, it is apparent that we need more power. If we want to bring a entity like Derpy into reality, we need about 20% more power than an average power plant. How fitting... I walked to the laboratory's personal power plant, it produced about the same amount of electricity of a regular power plant. I walked towards the power output switch, and proceeded to turn the knob to DANGER! which increased its output by about 15%. I broke the switch, causing the entire system to spark. The siren rang, noting that I had 10 minutes to complete whatever I was doing. If I didn't the entire electrical plant would shut down and lock me in until the maintenance bots repaired the problem. I wrote while I ran Continued... I managed to get the power activated to its full potential, but I only have 10 minutes to finish or else I'll be without power. I ran to my workstation, which was a long run as I work close to the exit. Don't know why... Anyways I ran then activated the Derpy's code. The entire system whirred, exploded twice and finally fired the ray. Continued... The ray apparatus seems to like exploding, I wasn't able to see if Derpy manifested so I waited until the bots fixed the power plant. I pulled out my laptop, maybe Equestria Daily has some funny news. I read that Derpy was changed. My laptop ceased to exist afterwards. I looked in the manifest chamber, then D'awwwwed as it was the cutest thing you could ever see. I mean, she looked like this basically Just so adorable. Looking at me, cocking her head sideways. "Who are you?" She asked Oh crap.