The Misadventures of Scotch, Blitz and Jack

by articunos bitch


Alternate Song

[A/N: Another song Blitz could sing to Twilight, with another outcome.

La la la la labia baby you got something for me (in your wizard's sleeve)


Blitz took the main vocals while Twilight did backup voices.


La la la la labia baby you got something for me (some sweet PT)
Hoochie coochie gitchy gitchy yeah yeah yeah
Gotta snatcha gonna catcha yatcha yeah yeah yeah
Binja minja bearded clam
Furry burger smiley sam

La la la la labia baby you got something for me (Oh yes siree!)
Fluffy muffy stuffy in the yeah yeah yeah
I gotta fever for the beaver weaver yeah yeah yeah
Honey pot peachie pie (Take it to the Y-clef)

La la la la labia baby you got something for me (in your wizard's sleeve)
Bushy bushy fishy squishy yeah yeah yeah
Smelly jelly underbelly yeah yeah yeah
La la la la labia baby you got something for me (some sweet PT)
Cookie nookie slitty kitty yeah yeah yeah
I diggy giggy murky wiggy yeah yeah yeah
La la la la labia baby you got something for me (in your wizard's sleeve)
La la la la labia baby you got something for me (some sweet PT)


“Wow.” Pinkie said, her eyes full of wonder. “Who taught you that kind of trash Blitzy?”

“It’s a little number from one of Sparkbutt’s past lives.” Twilight giggled her approval at her new nickname.

“I was Sweetie Belle in a past life.” Pinkie declared.

Spikes hand slammed into her face with enough force to draw blood. Everyone was looking to her with revulsion and hatred.

“Pinkie Pie! We told you before, that is the single most horrifying thing we ever heard in our lives!” Blitz bellowed at her.

“We told you to NEVER to speak of that again!” Twilight’s mane burst into flames.

“Ooh, you mad!” Pinkie grinned like it was a silly joke, which to her it was. Her cheek started swelling up and a droplet of blood dripped to the floor.

The oatmeal started to bubble and Blitz huffed while pouring it into three bowls and adding brown sugar to them. Placing them on the table he looked to Pinkie. “Get it yourself. I don’t have time after hearing that. Twilight, where’s the memory bleach?”