So you followed the rumor then? Such a shame. Oh well, in you go!
Hmm?
Don't tell me you're scared now. You've come this far haven't you? What's a few more steps? Aren't you just dying to know what's inside?
Ah, I am goading you into this aren't I? Quite sorry about that. Won't you accept my apology over a nice cup of tea inside?
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Looks like reverse psychology isn't going to work on you eh? You probably think this is just some prank? Just a ruse to steal your bits? Well it isn't! This is an evil place! Why would you possibly want to go in here?
Wait, wait, I don't care. You aren't going to find any lost fortune, or some sort of fabled relic in here. At least, not the kind you would want to find. This is a damned place for damned things and bad ponies, and if you aren't a bad pony then by Celestia you will be one if you ever get out of here. If you get out!
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Alright, I give. Go on and get yourselves killed. No skin off my back, I can tell you that.
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What about me? What about me?! Do you see this Cutie Mark? It's a stop sign! Do you know why I have it? It's because my special talent is supposed to be stopping nutters like you from coming into here. I'm going to need a stiff drink after this. Maybe I'm just too damn old for this shit.
Fine, go on, but don't come crying to- oh wait, you can't cry if you're dead can you? I guess what I'm saying is, don't haunt me.
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You have the gall to expect the back story on this place from me? The nerve of you ponies! What can I tell 'cept it's a spooky damn house, and it's on a damn spooky hill, and it's nearly surrounded by the gosh damn Everfree forest with nothing but this little ass door being the way in, or out! I reckon any other information about this horrible place is strictly on a not-meant-too-know basis!
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Oh sure, I'm just a crazy old coot aren't I? Go right ahead, it's your funeral.
*Slam!*
Hehehehehahahaha! Suckers! It's not my fault that they didn't bother to check if there even was any rumors about this place to begin with. They didn't even wonder why I told them about this place, even though its my 'job' to keep them out of here, which it aint! Hah!
What kind of Cutie Mark is a stop sign anyway? Tentacles are much cooler.