“Hey, Scarlet,” Gas called his patient; the mare didn’t answered the call “What happen? They unicorn ate your tongue?”
“Don’t fuck with me!” Scarlet yelled, but her face didn’t change. She was sad “Don’t make hit you and make you kiss the ground.”
“You sure are a good mare with jokes, that unicorn probably ate your tongue, or maybe was the ex-cor-.” after saying this words, her hit the face of the stallion, making the stallion fly like a bird in those few seconds. This was incredible, even with those injuries; Scarlet’s manage to make a good kick with her legs, making that stallion kiss the floor “I already told you, motherfucker.” Scarlet started to panting, she wasn’t in the right condition to do something like that.
The stallion didn’t move from his position; she didn’t know if he was dead or unconscious. While the others ponies didn’t pay attention to the situation of Scarlet and Gas “So… I think this is the end of this, thanks to helping me, but I don’t need another idiot making me crazy” she said, starting to walk away.
“Meh, I can’t let you that.” Gas said while he was rising up from the ground “Dude, I thought you were unable to do something like that, but, wow, that’s awesome.” The words of the stallion for Scarlet were full of confusion “I think you broke my jaw… oh, well, another reason to not eat.” was he lying? If his haw was broken, why is he talking without problems? “Anyway, we should go to the castle and do what you really want, after that; you’re free of my treatments.”
“Why the fucks are you threatening me so nice after bit the crap out of you?” she asked.
“Hmm? Why would I be angry with you? You are my patient, and I had a lot of fun with your reactions. Well, let’s go.” after that, both go to the castle, for Scarlet, it was like the last time she saw that place. Gas was doing nothing, he was there, watching the mare while he was playing with his broken jaw and tasting his blood. After few minutes, the mare saw somepony, her old friend, Alexander. Only watching him was the trigger to make her run to him-as always, Gas was amused how the hell the injuries didn’t make her yell in pain after doing something so reckless-
“You idiot!” yelled with her strength.
“Scarly?” asked, after feeling the hug of the mare “Yo-you are alright?” he asked, having his eyes nearly crying “Dear Sonne, you are alive, I am so happy!” the stallion answered the hug “O my dear Sonne, you are alive, I thought you were-“ he couldn’t end the sentence, ‘cause the mare hit him in the head “Auch!”
“How the hell would you think I was dead?” she asked with a fierce gaze “You need to explain me, ALL!” yelled, Alexander couldn’t avoid a smile in his face, in those moments, Gas was thinking that he was masochist.
“I have more than two weeks with that hell in a mare and the only thing of her body she used to touch me was an leg, and was used for a kick, nam nam” taste the doctor while he was tasting his blood and murmuring “If that dude is not the masochist in the relationship, I bet he is gay.” And in that right moment, the stallion start to moving “I got an idea-If I am correct, or I will have another kicks in the face, or make them brush, or both things, I wish the second-”
Meanwhile, two ponies were talking like good friends-good friends always insult each other… or only one of them; and that one was the mare, the stallion was… very polite- “So… that was all the fuck what happen.” finish explaining her little adventure with her doctor. Alexander couldn’t believe what he heard “That fucker even do nasty things with my body, who that hell he think he is?”
“I think it’s a good guy, he saved you from the dead, and that is something that I can’t forget, I own he one.” he said happily, watching her fried alive “We should thanks him”
“Oh no, no, no, no. He’s a freak. You don’t know how annoying that fucker can be!”
“I think I can deal with that” rolled his eyes.
“Well, I don’t know if this is awkward, but you can tell your girlfriend to be nice with her doctor? Really, she always insulting me; but the way, you’re welcome good sir, now you can make your children with her and have how many you can.” The two ponies were freeze for… am, three seconds I guess “What happen, the lav-“ indeed, he was kicked by the mare “Oh, well, at least she probably is red like a tomato… wait, she is already red by her color… I want to know if the other dude is red.” was his words in his mind while falling to the ground.
“You, motherfucker I will kick you so hard that you will change your fucking mouth and brain!” yelled the mare, one who could tell if she was blushed or not, but at least, the stallion was red like a tomato.
“I… I don’t know how response” said with confusion the un-horned Alexander.
“I think you should think if she hates that or she was angry b’cause she might love you, hehe. But, before you kick me, you should stop doing that, it’s hurting you. I know, you last kick was stronger than this one.” commented the doctor while Alexander was trying to stop the mare of doing anything stupid, again.
“Let me go! Let me go and let mi kill this fucker!”
“How can you bear that girl?”
“Hehe, well, calm down, Scarly, you need some rest,” advised the stallion to Scarlet, the mare nearly yelled with an outrageous fury “And you need to talk with your mother, and the princess. Tonight we will have a great dinner to celebrate the end of the war.” Scarlet rapidly winked her eyes after hearing the words of Alexander, a dinner?
“Wait a fucking minute… I told ya, I need to talk with Princess Sonne, right fucking now!”
“You will talk with her in the dinner; she’s right now dealing some businesses after the treaty, tonight is the right time to deal with this, but I don’t know what you can change now,” commented Alexander, talking with that mare was like talk with a tree-ok, that’s an insult against the trees-“Anyway, we can invite our friend.”
“… Alexis, one question, and is an easy one. Did a hammer hit your head? B’cause ya need a freaking doctor right now. No way will that bastard appear in the dinner. I won’t handle that shit, I won’t.”
“That’s not a problem for me,” said Gas, now playing with his jaw, again “I think you broke the other part of my jaw… Don’t ask how I can talk with this pain.” Gas sighed “Anyway, I can’t be in that dinner, I am not even an Equestrian or Evelestrian; another idiot in this place helping Black Canary to stay alive, that is what I am. Right now you are in good hoofs, so, you are free of my treatment.”
“Excuse for the question, Gas. Where do you come from?” asked Alexander.
“From a vagina, like you and her, I come from womb city, it was a nice place,” both didn’t get the joke “Dude, I don’t have documents, I don’t belong to anyplace, only to my cave.” explained the stallion “If you excuse me, I will come back to my house.”
“Wait!” Alexander yelled, stoping Gas.
“What now?”
“I can’t let you go, you are a hero my friend, you saved the life of my friend, and one of the greatest soldiers of Sonne, she will be happy with you, she even can reward you.”
“You won’t give up, right?” asked with irony “Ok, you win.” Gas sighed. Scarlet was thinking about how many things the doctor might fuck. Like doing those comments against the princess, or anyone who she’s respects.
“Fuck…” sighed the mare with some fury “Anyfuckingway, can you give me the names of the ponies that might be in the dinner?” she asked to her friend.
“Hmmmm… well…”
A great table full of food most expensive than a house of anypony in Valhalla, gourmets chefs were making more food; they were equestrians and evelestrians, such a beautiful thing. The music was glamorous, very noble. The Princess Sonne was waiting for the other guests, Alexander was crying b’cuase he couldn’t eat without all the ponies invited. Some noble’s ponies were there too; with those faces full of proud and… all those things that make them think that they have blue blood. Gas was controlling his wishes to drink the whole bottle of vodka. And of course, our dear soldier, Scarlet, she was trying to not fuck the hell out, why? that was easy to answer.
The door was kicked by a party canon “Hellow everypony!” yelled with happiness the most hyperactive pony of all the regions.
“Pinkie Pie, don’t do that!” yelled Rainbow Dash, trying to stop Pinkie Pie to doing Pinkiethings.
“Oh… too many franks for one Gas” those words were in the mind of Gas after sawing those girls. Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle… well, those were the youngest ones. After them came the captain Shining Amour and his wife, Cadance. And of course, the greatest of all, Celestia “Heck, this place is in…” he couldn’t end the sentence, after sawing the face of Scarlet, her eyes were killing them all, or at least that could happen if the look can kill somepony “Damn, I think I need to be full.”
An idea hit the scarlet mare “Dear Gas, can you please tell us how you manage to save me, and if you don’t mind, how was the field.” she said before he started to drinking.
The doctor was shocked after hearing the words of Scarlet “Oh, of course, pleace, Mr. Gas, can you tell us how you protect my little pony?” asked Sonne.
“Is he a doctor?” asked Cadance. Alexander got the indirect, and he wasn’t happy of hearing all the ponies talking about that, the other one was Shining Armor. Celestia didn’t say anything. Fluttershy was talking with Twilight, Pinkie Pie eating like a monster, Rarity and AJ were waiting the words of the stallion.
“I think my writer is trying to kill me, right now. I don’t even know how the hell he manage to write this things if he is so new in this language, fuck.” In this situation, the only think that he manage to do, was uncovering a little part of his mask, showing his white mouth, and start to drinking the vodka, in its bottle. Few seconds were necessarily for empty the bottle “This thing taste like water…” he sighed “Ok, I will talk.” He cover his mouth.
“… Sawing such a violence moment when I was in my house was one of the nicest moments of my life, it was like watching the movie of 300, just with more death soldiers in the “evil” side, if I can said that; but anyone in Evelestria can call evil Equestria and blame them, who knows how the hell did that war started, but dude, I was happy. Sawing how many soldiers were killed in so many different ways make my ten books of death a little piece of paper… well, the basics ones. But let me introduce the most pony side, and the humorist. I don’t know if you could manage to see, my good friend, Red-Red, but, did you know that a lot of your mates were raped?” he started to laugh “Dude, they tears were so fucking funny. And after they finished, they were executed. Probably you didn’t notice that, you were battling in another part, in my part, I was watching all the game”
Everypony stopped doing their things “But after no more than twenty minutes, the place was the heaven of vultures, I think if I were one vulture, I would probably be fat right now. But I haven’t started in the best part. The animals of Equestria didn’t hear few ponies giving up, wishing a second change. Those ones died with a damn hammer in their ribs. In the moment I thought: Equestria is really the cruel monarchy I heard about. Ten minutes after that, the battlefield was full of deads, Scarlet nearly was one, having her intestines out of the place, I even saw her lungs and heart, for her luck, they were fine. So, I just take her to my house and save her live. That’s all I have to say about that movie, well, the rapes could be better if they weren’t using the blood of their victims, really, is just stupid using that for lubricant, and that’s one of my favorites ideas, those copycats.”
The silence was ruling, nopony talk about that, everypony were shocked, even Celestia. They were stunned after hearing the words of the doctor. Even Scarlet, she didn’t know that part. Alexander look down after hearing what happen to his pals, and the doctor was having fun “Hey, waiter, give me another bottle, but I don’t want an alcohol that taste like water, give me the best shit that Evelestria can make, and you should bring more for those ones, they will need a hard sip.”